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whenever someone refers to a double album as "[band in question]'s exile on main st." it takes me a second to realize they mean that as a good thing

yuri of the mind

"he will never decipher the nonogram"

Signalis Is Cute

...is it because he's fat

for the non-brazilian followers: WE JUST CURBSTOMPED A FASCIST CRIMINAL PIECE OF SHIT AT THE BALLOTS

We as a society need to stop making sexy versions of classic Hallowe'en monsters lithe and hairless. Give that werewolf some meat on his bones. Make Frankenstein's monster as jacked as he is in the book. Give Dracula his fuckass moustache back.

if you are seeing this i need help immediately. i am getting evicted at the end of the month (aka in less than a week) with 50 cents to my name and no support system irl. anything is appreciated. ko-fi.com/juniperthegh...

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Domestic Violence

root beer float implies the existence of root beer int

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

wore flannel today

being a guitar and getting connected to a pedalboard must feel good as fuck probably

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

I'm spending too much time on bluesky. I'm going to go read lesbian pulp now

In another timeline you're fucked would have been called your ass is grass and would have been in 3/4 time

A perfect time for a reminder that Sam & Max's favourite relaxation activity is pushing nazis into volcanoes with a bulldozer In case you needed weekend plan ideas 🌋

but if I fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my t-shirt then L will know that I'm kira

Solace & Peace in Flesh 500,000 to Infinity 3D scene

BREAKING: Sources at Amazon MGM have told Deadline that the next James Bond will be “whoever shows up to the audition first” because “who gives a shit.”

This raises the troubling notion that even if electroswing evolves itself out of recognizable existence, its functions may survive, multiply, and colonize other genres without us knowing.

short term thinker, long term stinker

i will take any excuse to post the band member timeline chart for The Fall

pinball fantasies, loading screen, amiga (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/571/pin...

I'm such a queer little FREAK

I Locked Twenty Cats In A Room And Promised A Lifetime Of Wet Food To Whichever Withstood The Spraybottles The Longest new video by Mist-er Beast

you would not believe your eyes

the knicks' ring ceremony was cool. i think marriage should be between two people but at the end of the day it's not really about what i think

5'6" roommate got caught in the glue trap while getting a midnight snack woke up to him squeaking in agony

5'6" roommate: cheesed to meet you! 5'9" roommate: (slightly deeper) cheddar to make your acquaintance 6'0" roommate: (deepest yet) good brievening

Sage: To save the world from ruin, you must master all the elements. Hero: Yes! I will begin with the power of fire! Sage: (pulling out periodic table) Actually, let’s start with rhodium.

He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.