Brent Cox

"Yes, the monster first killed all my friends, one by one, and then my family, more or less all at once, and I don't think that's great! But if I have to be honest I think my earlier unsupported generalizations about woke still stand."

I'll tell you what: Anyone who believes in the Rapture and still chooses to own a dog that they're prepared to leave staring up at them as they float away, is some major kind of asshole

Remember: the markets want the Fascists' boots on your neck. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/26/b...

Fuck yeah.

Usually, I really like talking about restaurants.

Hey it's me! "I nailed my legs to the table."

Now Trump has to secret arrest everyone in Brazil who didn't vote for <s>Trump</s> L'il Bolsonaro

American concentration camps functioning as Trump intended.

Trump is straight up saying during speeches that he wants white people coming to the country but not black. I don’t know what else people need to see.

That's not a bad line, but I hope it's enough to goad Trump into ordering Todd "Todd" Blanche into arresting Obama forever

Still covering Elon Musk as a business mogul and not foregrounding his murderous white nationalist politics is like doing a piece on only the clown career of John Wayne Gacy.

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

OH NO WE ARE UNDONE, THE CENTRISTS HAVE A NEW VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO LAUNDER BIG BUSINESS BRIBES

Oh shit he doesn't know?

The World's Dumbest Lawyers strike again!

The First Patrick Healy Law of Election Coverage Thermodynamics: if a candidate runs a unilateral campaign based on smears and innuendo, then it is "the race" that is getting ugly and not the candidate.

I don't see why they can't fit 20 or 30 trending topics in that Trending Topics box right there.

Goes without saying, but fuck this motherfucker, forever

MY subway station is the COOLEST

mr. mayor may i propose an obstructed license plate bounty program but for the dangerous drivers whining in your replies

The Israeli government is trying to foment violence between Jews and Palestinians, and to make it impossible for Palestinians to harvest their olive groves, drive on their roads, or live in their homes.

I always think that Marguerite (1907) by Henri Matisse looks like an underground/indie comic book published by Fantagraphics in the 1990s.

Omg lookit this loser boo hoo bullshit ca.usembassy.gov/fact-sheet-m...

This is terrible news for all those in Trump's orbit who took a bribe of less than $50 million to facilitate a pardon. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

There must be a way to say "frustrated with changing mores" with even fewer words

Third time in three days! Boy that guy likes to brag about having dementia.

Imagine Blofeld but without charisma or charm.

Is very much the Patterson film.

In Ukraine.

David Axelrod and David Brooks clutching their pearls because El-Sayed didn’t roll over for a racist is such a perfect example of America’s white guy politics that it would sound made up if you put it in a novel

Just a great time to be an American citizen who ever took a history class.

It's almost like Donald Trump is Putin's bitch.

Man, who isn't polling for federal races but whose livelihood is getting paid for same, says thing. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

We certainly don't have a dipshit shortage.

You mean the Jeremy Peters who couldn't figure out if Elon Musk is conservative or not? www.nytimes.com/2022/12/10/b...

No hesitation whatsoever. The racists are trying to spin it as somehow not a proper denial because they have poor auditory comprehension.

There are no living former senators whose opinions matter less than this ding dong.

Blueprint.