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Any news on the “Bored of Peace” brokering any ceasefires anywhere? Last pronouncement on their propaganda pages was 30th July. You’d think with the current geopolitical state of the world, they would have plenty to be getting on with.

I'm furious about the two Iranians who came across as part of the surge in small boats created by my Brexit and under a Home Office run by my MPs Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick.

This should be the moment people finally realise that Farage has turned them into fascists. If you’re choosing this dangerous inhumanity over the rescue work of the RNLI, you’ve lost your minds to racism and hatred.

Latest IET (Institute of Engineering and Technology) mag has a teardown of the “Trump mobile” T1. It’s a rebadged HTC U24 Pro probably made in Guangdong “Chyna”, with a battery made in the Philippines. You can’t make this shit up. SUCKERS!!! Like expecting the $5000 check, or the DOGE check or…!!

The kaleidoscope of chaos continues… Oil prices spike 3% on the back of Houti advances in Yemen and the attack on the Saudi Pipeline. And Drump is whining over Ukraine hitting RuZZian diesel processing facilities. When are we going to rid the world of the demented idiot and his criminal cabal?

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

We were sick of the Kylie Jenner ads for pervert glasses on the tube by Meta + Ray-Ban so here’s a more accurate one x

Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses

Tonight. And you know it’s gonna be good, by the way that Yaxley-Lennon is panicking.

Oh, dear, Mr Ferguson. Oh, dear. ID'd through your Instagram, cross-checked against your self-published photos of you at your place of employment, and a phone call. Your head office is talking to your boss, right now. Enjoy the rest of your week.

“AI will provide a cure for cancer in our lifetime” Unfortunately, the global climate crash due to its energy requirements and the lack of drinking water due to its cooling “needs” will mean that there’s no one left with cancer to cure.

@stanleytucci.actor.blue Benvenuto su Bluesky, signor Tucci !!

He didn’t change. They did.

Hats off to Clacton. You’ve overwhelmingly voted to have the Parliamentary Standards Investigation into Frottage restarted. Bravo! Sorry Count. Maybe your time will come with the next by-election (which might be sooner rather than later 🤞🏻)

This morning the website of Parliament’s standards commissioner has been updated to confirm that his investigation is no longer suspended

#Clacton

@essexpoliceuk.bsky.social simple question, binary answer (that’s yes or no in common speak). Not interested in intelligence or any operational bollocks. Just a simple yes/no. Did you advise Farage to stay away from the Clacton count?

It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.

Checkmate, Nige.

If you don't get the A-level grades you wanted, just remember that Richard Tice got an E in his Politics and maths A-Levels and still went on to be an entitled prick who thinks he should be Chancellor.

Let “Bin Day” commence. On behalf of all sane Earthlings, best wishes in your endeavour to put out the Fagash trash!

Latest leaflet from Count Binface in Clacton "This by-election is a farce...[If Farage wins] there could be ANOTHER by-election here soon... "Vote for me and there won't be...which means together we'll have saved taxpayers an estimated £350,000 before I even start work. Lovely stuff."

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.

Whilst I don’t condone the 200k stolen from petrol pumps from drive-offs (noting that’s probably 3000-4000 individual cases), still no sight of the £122m (plus interest) from the one individual that is Baroness Mone. I know I shouldn’t conflate one with the other but the media (BBC) pisses me off.

I really don’t love AI but I have to make an exception for this one. Thanks Midnight Oil productions

Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Oh, and the idea that you're protecting people who've saved all their lives is utterly laughable. As if the current system does that!

Water privatisation and chronic underinvestment (though no problem loaning up to pay dividends) and the insanity of data centres means we have insufficient water for the 1.5million homes that we actually need. Future wars will be fought over water, not territory or oil. Ack: E&T magazine

In May we said Nigel Farage probably didn't owe tax on his £5m gift. The Guardian now reports the gift followed talks where Farage said he'd need £5m to return to frontline politics. *If* that's right, we think there's a high risk of a £3m tax bill - payable by Reform.

Here we go again. @lukepollard.bsky.social tell me this is a good idea…a heavy Yank bomber doing doughnuts over a city of 250,000, home to a nuclear submarine repair facility.

Clacton - We're Depending On You...

I hope this red card debacle is the beginning of the end of Infantino. And if enough of the country FAs show their disgust, then maybe of FIFA too. Just need the IoC, another corrupted organization, to follow suit.

Just to remind ourselves, here are our initial @bylinetimes.bsky.social's investigations into Cottrell's role in helping Farage become a true 'Man of the Paypal' er.... checks notes... 7 years ago

An absolute banger of an exclusive from the Sunday Times. It's devastating. For the first time, I'm uncertain if Farage can actually survive this www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

@josiahmortimer.bsky.social great piece in the latest issue of BT regarding the Canadian Office of the Chief Electoral Officer. Burnham (or whoever) would do no wrong to read this (it is short enough for the attention span of a politician!!).

😳 BREAKING: 100% of Britons Now IN FAVOUR of Brexit! 🇬🇧 #BrokenNews

Reform UK leader Farage used private meeting at Bank of England to urge governor to drop plans for state-run cryptocurrency. Farage serving the interest of his foreign donors. I didn't like cryptocurrency. But what else has Farage promised to donors?

Iran rejects Pakistan's claim that a US-Iran agreement is imminent and will be signed electronically during a ceremony in the next 24 hours, on Sunday June 23, with Iran's Foreign Ministry saying any signing "will not be tomorrow," and nothing is finalized, per Tasnim.

Nine of the more repellent things that Reform UK candidate in the Makerfield by-election Robert Kenyon has posted on social media in recent years.

“Books are like seeds. They can lie dormant for centuries and then flower in the most unpromising soil.” — Carl Sagan

Due to xenophobic right wing propaganda, most Britons think there's a torrent of foreigners coming into the country. Actually the process of in-migration stopped. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...