Tim

I mean

🎶 I ate it at The Factory At the Cheescake Factory We’re MOOORE than desserts 🎶

Slowly morphing into Ringo’s All-Starr Band

I’M GON HIT YOUR BUSINESS IF IT’S MOMENTARY BLISSNESS

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

When I get asked about my favorite/best restaurant meals, I always mention a great experience we had with our then-toddler boys on a long drive at…an Olive Garden off I-95 in Virginia. It is definitely not about the food alone!

“Help the Aged,” while swaying and holding the hand of the groom’s mom

VisionQuest (2026)

Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim

He can also use AI to review the divorce papers

First heard this during COVID and sobbed youtu.be/yf0Amcgxot8?...

Blessed photo

In honor of High Fidelity, the list is autobiographical. If you don’t have a compilation/live album on your list I am skeptical.

This song hits so different now youtu.be/ETZKZzz7MWo?...

Every accusation a confession.

Tonight’s episode of @taskmaster.tv

Clitch in the Matrix

Marble - had to monitor that one for a bit, I recall

I need to incorporate this into our next local Repair Cafe event

<Oasis music rising> “Counts running around naked, f**king in the cushions!”

Sports fandom makes you deranged, but it also makes you more Normal. Much to think about.

Double-screening the Oasis doc in an empty theater and the City/United derby. Some are saying it’s the most Manchester thing to do on a Sunday morning.

Sweet potatoes are now tied with okra for my favorite flowering vegetable

Look at this bad boy

Damn I wish I’d known about this when we dropped our son at school! The Renwick Gallery is the underrated gem of the Smithsonian and I can’t recommend it enough.

Excellent taste as you’d expect from a super-genius

Paul acts as caregiver for his elderly grandfather

-Grease me up, woman -We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas -Where today, everyone’s a little bit Irish - except, of course, for the gays and the Italians (every St. Patrick’s Day for the last 30 years) -Way to breathe, No-Breath -Oh, yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more

had a friend who was a concierge at the Four Seasons and he had two special jobs whenever Elton came to town 1. Always know the score of the Braves game when they were playing so he could update Elton 2. Pick out his glasses for the day for him

Korok leaf-ass collard

Hell yeah brother 🤘

I had a long, honestly pretty spectacular conversation with Antonio Banderas (!!!!) and i think you will really enjoy reading it www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

youtu.be/ewYn5VJvHlg?...

the sky’s fallin’ baby drop that ass ‘fore it crash

Argentina is like if Steph Curry played on the 1989 Detroit Pistons

Love that Messi’s resting play face is basically Joe Thomas on @taskmaster.tv

This can’t be me, I accumulate the pots out of sheer laziness

Finally figured out why Dan Burn was in the squad

haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

While pressing out some burger patties I told my son how in my head I always hear “burgers” in Gru’s voice. Without missing a beat he replied “wow you really like accent work, don’t you?”

The Mexican national team is just watching the Great British Bake Off Mexico episode on repeat all week long.

It’s in the DVD extras, but the edit where Sam Jones pulled together different rehearsals of Cars Can’t Escape (the best track left off YHF, this is not up for debate) is incredible and heartbreaking youtu.be/WWIQcCRkPdk?...