Tom Watson

I just don’t understand it. What is it about my racist party full of racist people with racist ideas that seems to attract racists?

I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies

A man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice."

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

Read the full story here: www.thenational.scot/news/2658379...

"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.

Oops, I seem to have been caught red handed taking illegal foreign donations and being a corrupt sack of shit.

I'm getting the word...

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Now THAT is what I call fighting Christian nationalism. Bless you, Minneapolis Spider-Man! #FreeSpiderMan

Welcome to Heaven, Dolly. Thou shalt bring her book club to every state.

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

Celebrating Dolly Parton (12 Photos): https://streetartutopia.com/2026/08/25/dolly-parton-street-art-public-art/

BREAKING: Police have said they did not warn Nigel Farage not to attend the Clacton by-election count, the Press Association has said Farage had claimed he wouldn't be attending due to 'advice from police'

An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface

I already enjoyed MC Hammersmith but this is icing on the cake youtu.be/eyWNOjqr6N0

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

1<= Stephen Hawking did warn us. AI could be the 'idiot savant', a sort of genius parrot, who blows up the world without even knowing what the world is.

The Tommy Robinson marches too - 20% of those arrested have a history of domestic violence....ironic as one of their big things is to 'protect our women and girls’. Begging the question - from who?

The consequences of that punch for sure will be unintended, but violence has unintended consequences. And the raise the flag and stop the boats campaigns have strong undertones of violence. www.lbc.co.uk/article/lamp...

Scottish multi-millionaire Tom Hunter has been urged to correct his 'highly misleading claim' that just 250 super-rich individuals pay 60% of all Scottish income tax

"Dear Diary, I asked my lawyers if I could sue Ben Habib for saying I was paid £1m to throw an election. They said of course - as long as he's lying. Bollocks - back to the drawing board...."

There's always a tweet.

NEW: The seven MSPs sent to Holyrood from the Central Scotland and Lothians West regional list have been announced 🚨

This is neither illegal nor wrong Which is why Farage didn't tell anybody about his secret £5m bung from an offshore crypto oligarch, and when it was uncovered his party *literally* begged for more time to work out a response Like any law-abiding citizen would www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Comedian Susie McCabe on why Scottish Labour are like a 'toxic ex' 🥀

Your president is killing your country

Finally, if you ever wake up from a coma and you aren't sure what time of year it is, here is a helpful calendar👇 We are right on schedule this year!🤣🙄 18/

Reform UK’s deputy leader avoided nearly £600,000 in corporation tax after 'exploiting' a loophole, according to reports

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

NEW: Scottish Tourette's campaigner John Davidson has issued a statement after he shouted a racial slur at the Bafta Film Awards last night 👇

Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...

In Reform-led Worcestershire Council we are planning the highest council tax rise in England. Yes, we promised to lower taxes, but only a gullible fuckwit would believe that, right? 😉 Vote Reform, get what you deserve!

nooo not Brett Ratner in the Epstein files.... all my heroes going down

Here’s the problem… Feelings started trumping facts Stewart Lee put it perfectly when we met him…

This is the winter of our rage. Bless the protesters in Minneapolis.

As this horrendous image of a member of the royal family is released, NEVER FORGET that the queen paid over £12 million of OUR money to protect this monster. If you defend that family in any way, I hope that you choke on the leather of their boots.

President Trump, your Melania movie has bombed

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Deacon Blue after Reform UK's new Scottish leader quoted lyrics from one of their greatest hits where making a political pitch 👇

44% of the population of Denton and Gorton are ethnic minority, the majority of them born in the UK. Reform's candidate says those people aren't British and are liable for deportation. It's a bold electoral strategy: vote for me and I'll throw you into the sea. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Matt Goodwin says this is "a chance for the hardworking, law-abiding, tax-paying people," such as his boss, Nigel Farage, who doesn't do his job in parliament, lied about why he avoided constituency work, admitted to breaking 17 laws last week alone, and still faces questions about tax avoidance.

Engaging in mental gymnastics to justify what's convenient but unevidenced, unjust but personally beneficial, 'rewires your neural map' in ways that degrade your overall ability to understand and analyze the world around you, which is a precondition for intelligence and creativity.

This makes no sense… An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto… No thanks If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote Sign the petition & help make that law. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

What more do you need to know about Reform UK?? Seriously, what more do you need to know before you realise they are a bunch of self serving grifters? THIS man took money, he was NOT entitled to, from YOU to heat his horse stables! Have you forgotten that? He is a complete cvnt.