Amy Poehlergeist

good morning piss army i have prepared one piss meme every day between now and launch

Worm meeting.

Dramatic dog, the musical

A popular children's toy named after an influential ancient Greek philosopher. Uhhh what is Play-Doh?

A jrpg where you play as 3 really old guys who complain the whole time

Kate Beaton @katebeaton.bsky.social

I keep having dreams about water coming out the ceiling.

still like this stupid 30k followers thing I made a few years back on twitter

Exactly! Saying hello requires so much more effort and thought! Barking is way more effective and everyone should be doing it!

the problem with spending time around puppy girls is that they get to announce their presence in a room by barking and i'm supposed to, what, just say hello???

wow its almost like the thing people have been warning you about has come to fruition

honestly so many of these lines are so funny without context

@literallyjustadog.online are you still making ears?

she knows she's wrong, but too committed to admit it comm for @shalashaska.com

Final Flantasy

You should watch season 2 episode 3 of Stan Against Evil on Tubi right now.

Dennis blessing you on a #frogfriday 🐸

They corrected this! Thank you to everyone who spoke up, and creators, LET’S EFFING GOOOO! #ThankYouBlueSky

Wow, links look great there!

We choose not to waste your time either.

Dangit I need woof ears but I waited too long

I keep seeing these commercials telling me I'm paying too much for my hotel. I DON'T HAVE A HOTEL! Stupid commercial.

Almond milk is wild. How they do that? Who figured that out? Who looked at an Almond and said "yeah I can turn that into milk."? I've eaten them whole, crushed as a topping, dusted, made into pastes and fillings, and never did I think "I can probably make milk outta these."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY! NO ONE BELIVED IN ME! BUT I KNEW I OWNED STAR TREK VOYAGER COLLECTOR'S EDITION ON VHS!

Did you no

EA was founded in 1985. It bought and closed its first game company in 1987. Killing studios is the one thing EA has been able to do consistently well.

EA owned, in the mid-90s and the late 00s-early 2010s, the flagship blockbuster rpg developers of their time. origin and bioware were at their peak both squaresoft level cultural behemoths and EA pissed both away to nothing. what a waste.

I got inspired and made something beautiful. The Sneer. He's 3D printable, so might use him as part of a Turnip28 force or something.

Penguin Colony is not messing around with its statement on the Palestinian genocide, banning sale in Israel and calling out the games industry in-game https://bit.ly/4zHsD9m

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

yuritober day 20 egg yuri fanart

I think I found him

goblin smoochin' rats and bats

few more buddies

One of the really fascinating things about Charlie Kirk is that his own people’s response to his death was so nakedly opportunistic that it’s like oh, ok, this guy is fair game for literally anything, he’s an object, and now his soul is trapped inside Grok for eternity.

Big Shell is infested with zombies!!