Batman

"what was your biggest impact on the Internet?" the minecraft fanfiction i wrote a while back

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

How can I save Gotham when my fucking earbuds died

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

Hi Beth. Nice to meet you and I hope you follow back...Have a happy Toesday...👣💅❤️

I could be batman

On behalf of the trans community I’d like to extend my thanks to Guy Wearing Bowler Hat for taking over my role as Person To Stare At In Coffee Shop

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

ever since I was a little girl sorry there's a bunch of fucking geese and I lost my train of thought

Rate the fit :)

So my grandma passed away recently, and I am cleaning out her basement. She had all this workout equipment. I'm not sure what it does; I just need it gone. $500 takes it all. Serious inquiries only, please.

Hey, boo. We got you @newmexicotrue.bsky.social

Terrifying, and sadly too relevant as Americans remain more obsessed with their guns (which they don't use in the true 2A way against fascist regimes) than children's lives.

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

my pumkin he is everything

x-men but its ex-men and theyre all trans women

OVERRATED - 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (but just a little...it's still great) UNDERRATED - 2010: THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT (dragged mostly for not being 2001)

THE BEATLES WILL RETURN IN BEATLES ENDGAME

Just a meme I found on Twitter lol

They closing Crumbl locations. Damn. I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles

Do you have what it takes to join The Movement?

Nobody should be worried about trans people stealing jobs because we are all just goop with bones and eventually we will all be dead

Do you ever have a conversation with someone who's so bad at taking no for an answer that you can only hope they never touch a woman

LMAO FRIENDLY FIRE

It's not lost on me that Jonathan lived through slavery and did nothing

Literally Americans will use ANYTHING EXCEPT THE METRIC SYSTEM OH MY GOODNESS

Americans will use ANYTHING except the metric system

It's kind of fucking concerning how many Vines I know by heart

I told someone to go and fuck themselves as a command rather than an insult yesterday and they were genuinely so flabbergasted that they could not continue their conversation with me and I think that we as a society should do this more

Alucard☆ #castlevania #alucard

Most games: So here's our protagonist, a whose a barely characterized blank slate for the player to project their power fantasy onto Remedy games: Here's the saddest, wettest, scrungliest creature for you to cry about

We had Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump stare at the asses of 100 men. What happened next may surprise you

Daily reminder that the only way that a woman will get raped at a party is if a rapist is at the party

This is your daily reminder that women do not dress like sluts, and that it's only the rapists who see them that way

People always get kinda sad when they tell me how old their senior dog is and I'm like hello??? The fact that your Golden is *14* and still acts like a puppy should make you so proud that you're doing such a good job keeping him this healthy