MoralOrelHershiser

MoralOrelHershiser

@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social

Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula Top .005% Sugar Ray listener Kurt Warner terrifier CTE haver Uniball #FreemanTurtlehead2028 #bleeding

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I feel like the chart topping smash hit and theme to the 2000 blockbuster sequel mission impossible 2, Take a Look Around, by nu metal superstars Limp Bizkit, might be the most prescient of the John Woo directed movie themes from the late 90s/early 2ks

I would be way more likely to believe these two dudes were passing out flyers for their remodeling business called “Buds” with a ripped off Budweiser logo in a Lowe’s parking lot than two pretty decent professional athletes

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social

Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino checking in from the #WorldSeries 👋

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there isn’t really much of an advantage to floating around your house when you’re a ghost. turns out all the stuff in here was basically set up at the correct height for when I was walking around

You know what’s fun? My kids don’t really remember the first run of “hump day” and they are loving it now, so I get to do the bits all over again. When they say it’s rewarding to be a parent this is what they mean

jab lung@mobute.bsky.social

the voice actor who did the camel "hump day" geico ad nailed every line. they're all perfect. it's a masterpiece. it's ageless.

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Replying to @fredsmith.bsky.social

It would be good for my sanity if Darius Acuff Jr. did not have what I would describe as a "worst possible game for having to see posts about it after" type game

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it's wrapped carbon fiber man what could go wrong

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com

Ah, the auto influencers have explained that this carbon fiber-wrapped ball, which sits right behind the driver's head, holds about 100kg of nitrogen pressurized to about 10,000 psi. Let me just go review the tolerances people found in their Cyber Trucks

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Replying to @samesadecho.bsky.social

Hater. Three pounda of gummy bears for the equivalent price of 1.5 gallons of diesel in this economy seems pretty good IMO

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Replying to @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro

At my first office job some guy printed out almost 100 pages of wood grain in full color and taped it up all over his cubicle so that it looked like wood and after that we weren’t allowed to print in color any more lol