Not This Again

When news notifications pop up on my phone

because i'm a total sweetheart i wrote a beginner's makeup guide for anyone whose mother never taught them and it's totally free over on merritt+ www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

Yes, it's called Medicare for all

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

Bluesky in a nutshell (Not literally in a nutshell. Please do not correct me.)

here's a smart guy saying smart guy stuff about ballroom

yea, being a dick

henceforth I have decreed that the sky is to be called The Air of America

desperation. the answer is desperation no one goes to one of these predatory lenders unless they have no other options. their "popularity" should be alarming

Kyle gordon/weird al collab when?

I declare Mr. Jambo the song of the summer

Trump both profited from and caused Trumparrhea lettuce

Republican senators: I just spent 20 minutes talking with my good friend Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too

I thought that was Bjork wearing a dress

There should be 75 supreme court justices and the Chief Justice will be a Wiccan transgender black woman with autism and only then will we have true justice

You know the way your sims used to stare at their life burning in front of them and not do anything about it? I get it now

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

They’re bending the arc of the moral universe in a whole new direction

great news for people who don't eat food

It must be so cool to live in a functional republic.

Also, it's fundamentally unacceptable for the seat of executive branch to remain, by square footage, primarily a large personal monument to the vanity of the most corrupt and incompetent executive the country has ever had

i dont understand why im supposed to go to work when rich people are just allowed to invent trillion dollar companies that dont do or sell or make anything

The money was always there for the good things.

giddily reading Pope Leo's encyclical MAGNIFICA HUMANITAS on AI!! I feel medieval!!! I feel like I'm in Renaissance Florence wearing those gay pointy shoes!!!

another beautiful day of looking at screens ahead of us

Banksy strikes again

There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script

trump: if people can just vote for who they want then we won't even have a country anymore. who will even give me one billion dollars for ballroom then. we gotta make not liking republicans punishable by death nyt: buoyed by recent legal triumphs, a defiant trump seeks to redefine democratic norms

Mr. Brightside is the definitive Millennial song without a doubt. Not sure why there's debate

funniest thing i’ve ever seen