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Sam
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new yorker | feminist | lawyer | photography dilettante Website: very-simple.com (she/her)
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Dollars to donuts he’s using the police academy gym because he asked his police security to help find a secure location to do this, and they were the ones to suggest this. Also, he’s playing at, like, 11 at night.
New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
I can't explain why, but trump really is a special case in terms of being able to get away with saying and doing the most reprehensible shit. Other GOPers who do this have been able to ride his coattails to some degree, but in general it still disgusts people when anyone else does it.
This will go down as one of the most incredible screwups in recent campaign history, and it happened because brain-fried Republicans like Ramaswamy can't imagine that voters don't actually want politicians to be gigantic assholes. My latest at Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/vivek-rama...
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I know this isn’t the main point of this unhinged rant, and also that cultures work differently re: naming, but…I also have the same last name as my brother BECAUSE HE’S MY BROTHER and not because I secretly married him?
The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.
I voted yes on all five ballot measures. 1-4 are all different streamlining efforts to reduce to absolute morass of overlapping regulations that create years-long delays to get anything done. The last is to shore up the city’s rainy day fund - a no brainer.
I’ve been looking at the ballot measures and one that I’m particularly excited for Measure 1 which will expand our ability to do outdoor dining. It’s a huge disability access and infection control opportunity. For more on the ballot measures see the section in @jfrejnyc.bsky.social voter guide
Also they moved the polling site from along Columbus to the entrance on 77th street, which is going to make voting on marathon Sunday very interesting given that this street is inside the marathon lockdown zone. Cc @mayor.nyc.gov
Pure anecdata, but I have never seen a line in a non-presidential year election in my neighborhood, where every candidate is a shoe-in.
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Over on the bad site, a defense of the ad featuring Amy Acton's mother is that Acton's story doesn't make sense because someone can't just escape justice by leaving the state for such a serious crime. That's simply not true. Over a decade ago @bradheath.bsky.social did a great piece on this:
Had a moment of contemplating waiting until Halloween/Marathon weekend to get one of these and then remembered that I live inside the finish line lockdown zone for the marathon and waiting until the nuttiness of that weekend to vote is just kinda dumb. But other people should do this!
🚨🚨voting sickos: NYC early voting sticker designs just dropped 🚨🚨 we’ve got ones for halloween AND the marathon!!! early voting starts TOMORROW www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/10/23/e...
blaming incredibly vulnerable trans women for actions that are almost certainly committed ~100% by cis men is truly reprehensible. Also "supporting the mental health of trans people" in no way means that this organization does *not* support the mental health of cis women as well.
The Women’s Rights Network are now attacking the mental health charity Mind for supporting trans people with their mental health during a time of unprecedented attacks on their rights. These are the “legitimate concerns” “worthy of respect in a democratic society” the Labour Party has normalised.
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Replying to @joelhs.bsky.social
Brad Lander is one of the most humane and decent people out there in American politics right now. And he’s a bulwark against genuinely radical anti-Israel politics in the US right now. And still, the Israeli government hates him. They’re writing off a whole generation of non-Orthodox American Jews.
Oh hey, when I broke my ankle in May it took AN HOUR for EMS to show up. I chalked it up to not life threatening+major flooding going on at the time, but it was really fucking annoying, for me and the kind people who kept me company on the subway platform for AN HOUR.
i spend enough time on city streets to wonder how the lack of parking and traffic law enforcement in so many areas plays into this. not mentioned in the article, tho
The mailer is bad enough for being fraudulent, impersonating garbage, but what I really worry about is kids in abusive households where parents will assume this means something it does not.
Team Paxton appears to have sent out fake mailers to Texas voters impersonating a trans student group and claiming to want to help kids secretly transition. The actual group said they had nothing to do with it, despite the mailers copying their aesthetic, and the address traces to a random UPS box.
I always appreciate the final vindication of Howard Dean’s 50 state strategy. We won’t win everywhere, but make them actually compete everywhere. Don’t cede a single race.
Senate Democrats are going into Mississippi for the first time, with an ad buy of $1+ million set to start tomorrow, AP reports: apnews.com/article/demo... I cannot recall the last time the main Dem national groups would have gone into a MS federal race.
Sometimes I worry that my ankle is never going to go back to ‘normal’, and it probably won’t 100%, but then I think about how hard it was to walk two blocks in the first week or two I got out of the boot and now I’m itching to take walks for fun again, and mostly working on getting better at stairs.
My personal one that only matters to me is that all of the big law firm scenes in Michael Clayton were filmed in my old firm’s offices, and I find it funny every single time that Clayton, described as an associate, has a corner office that actual firm partners would knife each other for.
We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.
I know in some ways they were too little, too late in terms of actual accountability, but Dems should also keep in mind just how popular and salient the televised-in-the-evenings January 6th hearings were.
Democrats are preparing to investigate Musk if they win control of the House in November, Politico reports. Potential probes would focus on his DOGE leadership, federal job cuts, alleged data breaches, government contracts and Starlink’s role in Ukraine.
This was my immediate reaction as well, but mine was much a more saracastic "WhY wOn'T mY kIdS tAlK tO mE aNyMoRe?!"
This story is horrifying on multiple levels and also made me think immediately of the thread yesterday from @michaelhobbes.bsky.social about the pearl-clutching from the press about family estrangement.
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One of the genuine things I hope for is that, as people in traditionally red or purple areas get over the psychological hurdle of voting for dems, that the behavior sticks for at least some portion of them in future elections.
I don’t do copium and I don’t Democratmaxxing. I am a journalist. But I will say this looking at the samples: polling is going to have a big miss and will underestimate Democrats. Pollsters are being skittish and weighting for 2024.
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This is inspiring in the way that kids running a lemonade stand to pay for their friend's chemotherapy is inspiring: the kids are amazing but they should never have to do this. if this inspires you at all, let it inspire you to create a real right to vote so they can just vote on campus.
These are students from HBCU North Carolina A&T marching back to their campus after voting early together The Guilford County Board of Elections removed their on-campus polling site ❤️❤️