Viva 🇺🇦

Poor guy, he no longer knows his lass from his Shelbow.

Can you imagine? Your child goes off to a Republican rally as Kansas and comes back as Sexus, three or four days later.

It’s a damning indictment on the state of Mississippi’s schools that these Mississippians actually believe this

This is great, because most parents think of their children as callous dullards who hate animals, so it's really picked out the traits that makes her daughter unique, here.

I feel like I’ve slowed down to watch a horrific multiple vehicle accident #Evolution - the shampoo advert, sorry I mean movie, not the scientific theory

Is he talking about drugs? It sure isn't policies.

It’s 1am on Sunday… talk about deja vu!

Trump “delivered his own grandchild“ will never not make me laugh

It’s the ‘cane mutiny. Another 5 minutes and he’ll be rambling about a missing quart of strawberries…

Let’s be clear about cognitive tests. Anyone repeatedly boasting about the ability to distinguish a giraffe from a bear, has severe cognitive issues.

Portugal have given Ronaldo a 30-day ban which means he’ll miss no matches and fined him £215 or 25 seconds of his annual earnings…

Starting to think I know what Putin has got on Trump

It’s scary how even the massive majority of five year olds would know that being able to pick out the lion from four animals is not worth boasting about, and yet Trump has done so again and again and again. ㅤㅤㅤ Is this in fact the real test, and Trump is failing it badly? ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

(Made up accusation aside) refusal to investigate sex crimes definitely checks out for this administration.

I’m not convinced that this administration has enough intelligence for itself, let alone sharing it out.

I work on the front desk at a hotel. We know when a bloke is there with their mistress. One particular guest was so obnoxious and rude that when housekeeping found a ladies watch in the room we sent it back to his home address addressed to his wife.

The way this #TOTP fact is written is hilarious #BritishBlackMusicAtTheBBC

I’ve just realised, Trump is confusing San Diego with Diego Garcia isn’t he?

The US is just panem et circenses at this point

Most people don't realize dumb is spelled with a B

It‘s come to something when Melania is correcting your pronunciation.

I do feel like the one-liner (which isn't Nature's, it's from the press kit) could at least have mentioned it's to do with stereochemistry because people that learned the basics of L- and D- amino acids at school would have zero chance of knowing this was that.

Do they have a calendar for counting down to this point?

Here's a card to show them if they're confused

Jon unpacks AI’s promise of a better future, from the fate of our jobs to an "age of abundance"

Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool - Shakespeare on the ball in As You Like It, Act 5 Scene 1

Sigh… If only they‘d already had a chance to see how bad Trump would be, say for example, during a previous term as president…

Pete Hegseth wants to inject more religion into the military, starting with his favorite Bible verse: no fatties, no beardos, no wimps, no weirdos

To be fair, he does keep giving all the credit to Biden

Have stockpiles got so low that he’s now praying for more Patriot missiles or is it that he‘s just going to walk around Iran carrying the Ark of the Covenant?

What a plot twist: turns out that Trump is Keyser Söze

Trump reacted to his own flyover like a baby who got spooked by his own fart

Amusing updates on the Premier League champions Wiki page…

Jon Stewart gets to the bottom of why Trump is so gung-ho about AI

Xi, maybe: "I met President Trump at the airport yesterday. He seemed VERY surprised that there were aircraft there, especially the jet that flew over. I thanked him for recently sending me one just like it. He looks fat, flabby and on his last legs. Natalie, of course, BEAUTIFUL! President XJ"

America is taking the refusal to use SI units to another level

Coincidentally, I think Man United fans have lost confidence in billionaire owner

For the Movie lovers…

Your feel-good story of the day: This 12-year-old kid who went viral at the 2021 Tour of Britain has signed for a Dutch grassroots club and development team that's a feeder partner of Team Visma-Lease a Bike (the team of the rider who gave him the bidon). www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...

Maybe he’s covering his ass in case it‘s ever proved that the missile strikes were on fishing boats

Is it really too much to ask for a member of the press to stand up and ask the question we all need the answer to: “do the sharks have frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?”

I’m really reinterpreting Clarice Starling’s conversation with Dr. Hannibal Lecter where she recalls running away with a lamb only to be caught by the sheriff...

Did he see the one were the animal stepped up, drew his gun and shot her through the side window of her car as she tried to drive away? I only ask because it feels like he’s protecting that particular animal.