4.0 at the chinese re-education camp

Jesus Christ not another sofi Super Bowl

I think someone should run explicitly on banning online gambling.

does she think maga people are going to like he stupid dance videos more than the other guys

Melted my index finger but my kids Sam from Undertale mask is almost done.

I've only been to cheesecake factory once but my wife took me and we ordered a bunch of appetizers and cocktails and it was pretty good.

Scored a reality fracture secret lair box. Got one of the good bonus cards too. It makes a pretty sturdy deck box too!

Rule temporarily suspended while cops learn a valuable and hilarious lesson

It's finally back! Post your hauls.

Spent the whole weekend working on my kids Halloween costume (the LED is going to look sick) and putting up trellises for my passion fruit vine. Industrious as fuck. (The dog chewed up the doom mask)

Anybody who describes one of their skeets as a “truth bomb” can be disregarded as a perpetually online loser

i have yet to see a non-loser explain exactly why we need to throw our trans friends in the garbage to win. it sort of seems like the losers who lost are the ones saying that

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

Coyote vs Acme (2026)

call me a boomer or whatever but I will never get why anyone wants to play a fighting game like it's fuckin mavis beacon or some shit

I actually think the use of the word “finally” is so telling as to the role our heavily right-wing media plays in our politics. Sources like The Telegraph have been pushing successive governments for trans-exclusionary policy for years. They’ve got what they wanted. This is now their victory lap.

I was press ganged into door to door coupon book sales for 12 hours before I made my escape.

Oh, right, I hit the point in my reading of ELEMENTALS where I got to the Gulf War Exploitation Issue, featuring Mr. Scene Not Appearing in This Comic on the cover. It's...not as terrible as it could have been, but good gravy it wasn't good.

$32,000 car that comes with a pump where the spare tire should be Someone should hang for this

putting the gun back into my mouth every time I hear the teams alert

It’s Sam from undertale

I wish they'd all been in cliff's bunk

Ice is going to round up all the dems and they’ll be talking about how “this raises a lot of questions” as they’re marched into camps

For a hot second I thought this was a clever parody account

is this Moby Dick?

Welp, it blew up. Good job @ladwp.com

Saw a really cool cybertruck

drilled in a place where it cost 500k an hour to shut down for the rig, accidentally placed the probe a foot too high it's kys thursday here

Good morning

I guess I’m self doxxing a little but this is what my retired grandparents are expected to pay from a “good” union benefits package

Kid told me he needed 120 flexi tigers for school elections. Then 150. Then 180. Now 300. I’ve been printing for a week and I have 96. And I’ve got his halloween mask to print/bondo/paint too! Kid works me like a sweatshop. 😞🔫

It might seem controversial to some but I think that everyone in the rape frat should be defenestrated

The Steve Hilton campaign is sending its softest warriors

Really burying the lede here on this one lol "The Democratic Party's unfavorable rating was the same as the DSA's at 55%, but its favorable rating was higher, at 44%. The Republican Party's unfavorable rating was higher than the Democratic Party's, at 58% & its favorable rating was lower, at 41%."

Primas

Dildo who’s never had a real job voice:

the oa? come on man.

Marvel is actively destroying film

I can’t keep up with these 4chan spinoffs

Someday Lucy is going to let poor Charlie Brown kick that football

nobody's moving prose like Onstad

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20 years ago at San Diego comic con a woman in a leather catwoman costume did this to me and it changed the trajectory of my life