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Illinois set more ball screens than almost anyone in college basketball last year and had the most efficient offense ever. Now the Illini are ditching the ball screen and hitting the gas. A behind the scenes look at a new approach: www.nytimes.com/athletic/772...

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Everton agree personal terms with Folarin Balogun on four year deal with one year option, here we go! 🇺🇸 Club to club agreement done at €45m plus €5m add-ons and sell-on clause as revealed. USMNT striker authorized to travel for medical on Tuesday. #efc

Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid

Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

$173.15 plus fees for 17,315 SF of College Football's Largest Video Board at Illinois. More Pixels, More Bert!!! #CharitibundiBowl

the magic only a partnership between Mike Patton and a bunch of huge pissed-off Samoans can create www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfEj...

Beat UConn! #illini

your grandparents voting for reagan

“It’s over, Anakin. I have the high ground.” -David Mirkovic probably

Refs letting Houston be extra handsy

ZVONOMIR FUCKING IVISIC

Well, well, well! Everton the masters of the game against Chelsea A fine evening at Hill Dickson Stadium 😉

Sit Wagler for the remainder of this game.

Mirkovic!

Orange jumpsuits, Serbian music, the most hilarious player in college hoops… a behind-the-scenes look at the Balkan Four-and-a-half at Illinois. Free to read. www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

Minnesota's state hockey tournament time is here which means the state is once again suffering from a peroxide shortage. First team up is Dodge County

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Ben Humrichous logo 3. Holy shit. 28-9 #illini, 8-for-14 from three This is a freakin' offensive machine.

Surgical #illini

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

sharing a gift link for anyone who needs it because MAN that last paragraph is gonna get you through tomorrow defector.com/fascists-are...

BEARS WIN

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

This guy here is dead 👇

"we're here to inspect your daycare center"

Instant all-timer here:

From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/

Read David every week and marvel at boomers still putting shit in .edu emails in the Year of Our Lord 2025

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy

Stop calling us Nazis or we’ll murder you over things you say

Peter Giunta: “I'm all in for Jack Ciattarelli for Governor of NJ.” Also Peter Giunta: “I love Hitler.”