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The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. youtu.be/x8yfdUKi3YM?...

"On Oct. 21, a 20-year-old U.S. citizen, was tackled by federal agents as he walked to school, which called 911 after he managed to reach campus. He was treated for injuries at a local hospital. His arms were bandaged and his face appeared bruised and swollen..." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/27/u...

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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. thought it was a good use of his time to go on a remarkably racist rant. trib.al/g3m5Rbp

LinkedIn removed my post comparing Todd Blanche to Hitler's lawyer. I attached a book review of "Hitler’s People: The Faces of the Third Reich," and quoted from the review: “Hans Frank, the Nazi lawyer who saw Hitler as a gift from God for the German people.” www.thequeenzone.com/i-compared-t...

again i am so happy for the crim profs who get all these real life examples of what grand juries are for. institutionally.

I too was wrong on this. Alaska’s director of elections tells the DOJ to get bent in its efforts to persuade a federal court to demand Alaska not certify its senatorial election if the Democrat wins.

Tan Suit, Orange President

There is truly nothing you could do to make fun of the NYT covering the Obama Cheesecake Factory quip instead of Trump being accused of rape. It’s completely beyond parody.

“As I write this, the Washington Post has published at least 4 articles about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line, and 0 articles about a new allegation of rape against Donald Trump, who has already been found liable for sexual assault.” — @jamisonfoser.bsky.social www.findinggravity.net/more-women-h...

"Global far-right power grab" is the phrase everyone's looking for, and why we need to stop thinking of fighting them in terms of borders. It's the same like, 200 well-positioned multinational cunts fucking things up, and we need to start thinking of how to excise them wherever they're found

i've come around on the cheesecake factory story. it's a soothing balm to see the kind of pantomimed, intentionally stupid chattering class outrage of the obama era i am now nostalgic for. the intentionally stupid chattering class discourse of the trump era is so much more miserable

Nothing says you were lying about your devotion to your country quite like leaving it at the first opportunity you get.

Putin has either ultimately lost his fucking mind by now, or he's just openly mocking everyone and amusing himself, reveling in the all-encompassing idiocy of the Donald Trump era. Most likely, it's both at the same time.

sending this to the next rando who asks me if I’m afraid AI will replace my ability to research, dissect and write about football in my voice

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... - “[PSPP] wrote that he plans to travel to France for a meeting with Macron in the coming weeks” Dear France, We understand you may be in possession of a cask of amontillado. Did you know this man is a noted enjoyer of it? Please offer him an invitation.

Trump openly spoke about how he enjoyed walking backstage at the pageants to ogle the underage girls during his first campaign but for reasons of complicity, titillation or denial these statements never seemed to take hold in the media attention span.

We are going to send him back to die in a cell and it's going to be great.

it would also be nice if the next Democratic administration made it clear they were at least open to (or ideally, simply going to approve) extradition requests for attempting to overthrow foreign democracies

How to read numbers: - Big night for Arab parties in Israel, thanks for years of Ben Gvir/Smotrich spewing bigotry - Netanyahu's Likud party still largest BUT his bloc is on way to losing almost 1/3 of its seats - Watch what Eisenkot, Bennett, Mansour Abbas do in days ahead

🚨BREAKING: #Israel exit polls show Netanyahu, Eisenkot with no clear path to majority as Arab parties make big gains. Netanyahu's bloc projected to lose ~18 seats www.al-monitor.com/originals/20...

Helpful short thread.

Thirty Years’ War would go insane as a rivalry name

“Police should also investigate election advertising linked to Polymarket, a [Thiel backed] US-based predictions site, and Meta Platforms Inc, Dino said.”

This young lady understands that in a Democracy the power resides with the people, not the Orange tyrant that’s squatting in the White House. Let’s get the vote out and create the biggest #BlueWaveIn7Days it’s time to take our country back. Make a plan and let’s seal the deal!🗳️

Also: subscribe to my Substack (it's free)! Slip Opinion is where I post legal analysis, scoops, and documents that don't quite fit on our site. annabower.substack.com?utm_campaign...

Notably, DOJ didn't obtain a grand jury indictment -- which it eventually must do for felony charges. Magistrate judge set a "preliminary hearing" -- AKA a probable cause hearing -- to determine whether there's probable cause to refer the case to a grand jury. If no PC --> complaint dismissed...

BACKGROUND: Last week, DOJ filed a criminal complaint against former FBI agents Bradley Benavides and Nikki Floris. Complaint alleges that they misled Congress by making false statements about their alleged involvement in the Hunter Biden laptop investigation. www.courtlistener.com/docket/75010...

Anyone here in Princeton or the surrounding areas? Because tomorrow is going to be a banger. Brian Jones is a brilliant author who was a close collaborator with Howard Zinn. 6pm tomorrow, Oct 28th!

there are a million things worse in the report, but a random billionaire hornball starting a beauty pageant for 14-to-19-year-olds is a red flag you can see from space, and I feel like society should have been better about saying "Hey hold on there just one minute buddy"

Ousted dictators used to flee to Moscow. Now, apparently, they flee to the United States. www.cnn.com/2026/10/27/a...

With the help of reality TV and viral video, libertarians and conservatives have incited a moral panic around squatters—all in the service of pro-landlord, tenant-hostile legislation. thebaffler.com/salvos/jack-...

dan orlovsky is an adult baby. zero skills or brain activity. would be working at burger king if he hadn’t grown up into extreme privilege

And now some words from 98% of ESPN’s talent budget:

honestly this just makes me nostalgic for the obama years, I kinda miss everyone constantly losing their minds over the stupidest bullshit imaginable rather than committing 47 front pages worth of crimes on a daily basis

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

I have SO MANY… Stories about my adventures in unemployment over the last six months or so. Scams, people asking you to work for free, major (as in household name type) media companies cozying up to you one day and then literally ghosting you the next. Oh, and scams… Did I mention that?

Mississippi State QB Kamario Taylor on his season-ending surgery: "There's a lot of football left, and I'm all in with my guys. Starkville is home, and I can't wait to be back playing the game I love."

Donald Trump is a pedophile and rapist.

Alex Pretti's father calls out ICE for executing his son and the Trump administration for lying about him after. "It is not right."

You know @cbsnews.com @cnn.com @nbcnews.com simply aren't going to mention that Trump is a credibly accused serial rapist.

Hey @nytimes.com you gonna keep covering this up... pretend it was about Joe Biden...

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