a wretched goblin

The thing I really like about Songs of Syx is that Once your settlement reaches a certain size, tourists show up and tell you how bad you are at the game

Man Time Over Goblin Time Begin.

I like the *idea* of Necromunda roleplay, but this being a GW product I can't help but feel it's going to be another miniatures game with roleplaying elements rather than a full TTRPG, which I would prefer

This but more Northern, I think

"Verify your age"

Favourite video game niche micro-genre: Rogue-lites that let you save a little gif at the end of your run

My honest review of the new GW painting handle: it's a bit shit

Writers, game developers, etc., listen up. "Lovecraftian" does not simply mean "contains tentacles". Thank you for your attention in this matter.

As is traditional for a Friday, I’m attempting to sell my drawings to the general public. Timeless Beefcake, Lear in the Storm, Cone Jimmy and the rabbits and feet have just been added here, the sort of ‘pure drawings’ section, there is nice stuff here. thanks x www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...

Just found out about John Blanche passing and cried in the kitchen, what a shit day

lol

Artillery Witch

the penne opticon

Men are so bad at finding the clitoris. I still haven't found mine.

if you're ever building TT Combat's Tumbledown Manor, be aware that this piece does not exist

Good morning, I hope both your nostrils clear out.

Crom!

just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son

No word of a lie, all of the air left my body

If you're the kind of person who plays Authority of the Consuls you must be so fun at parties, wow i'm so jealous of what a cool fun person you are

He said around a mouthful of chicken shawarma, gesticulating wildly with a twinky in each hand

nodding

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Yoooooooo it's happening

Let's do a little raffle ! I have gathered a small box of bits that I call the Mordheim Special, and I'll send it to a lucky winner picked at random on the first of february - shipping cost included up to a certain point. Reblog and follow to enter, description below !

Love that we live in a world where we're being constantly spied on so that Procter and Gamble can sell me pepto-bismol

Fuck the troops, respect to people who put their lives in the hands of train station sushi

Somebody just shoot him already

We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔 But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️ If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me

I think it would be very spiritually fulfilling if some kindly giant were to scoop me up and burp me like a baby

Esprit D'air, pretty good live!

Managed to find the local Graybeard, magic

when i was an acting student we would sometimes help the police on roleplay exercises. i was given the direction to be "on drugs" and i just did this. they got so rattled trying to deal with me, then my lecturer was concerned cos i was too convincing. honestly the most relaxed ive felt in my life.

I like this Mamdani guy, but goddamn if he hasn't made the most insane among us even worse