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Evidence "shows that Trump lied about kicking Epstein out of his Mar-a-Lago club," according to a new report from the House Judiciary Dem staff. The report also reveals for the first time Beatrice Keul's account of allegedly having been raped by Trump. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

In fairness to Republicans, Saddam Hussein is their basic model of governance these days.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Well played

The “something” in question was the workers themselves deciding by 1966 that they no longer wanted New Dealer welfare capitalism if it meant black Americans would benefit from it while anti-war protesters were free to burn the flag

their relationship began when she started cheating on her second husband with sean. he told his priest he wanted to marry his mistress, priest said no way, so he left the church. but sure. “faith and family” as the foundation. 👍

Back in the early 1990s, a diner I used to frequent had an aggressive panhandler out front. It turned out, the owner was giving him free food to encourage him to keep coming around because people he approached would often duck into the diner to get away then felt obligated to order something.

shut the fuck up meatball man

Republicans, they're not like us.

"The raccoon problem is under control. They have their side of the town, and we have ours."

Oh you want me to go see the movie everyone is talking about? Go see it at a cinema? The place where they literally drive a train at you?? not gonna happen lol 😂

Donald Trump’s closing message for the midterms

Whenever you feel depressed about the state of the world, remind yourself that at least you are not spending your finite time on this earth losing arguments to spicy AutoComplete.

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

nobody: trump:

A truly Pacific Northwest tale. English ivy is taking over every surface. Coyotes are eating all the local pets. Your only allies against the chaos are a fixie bike, the local gardening co-op, and some kid who plays too much D&D

Thought Gene Wolfe was giving a clue to the structure of deep future alphabets before I realised that he was making a joke and referring to the final word of the sentence itself

Yeah, that apparently was the league office. blacksportsonline.com/2026/10/poli...

They called the cops on this 3-year-old Black boy because he was kickin the white kids' ass on the soccer field.

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Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Final: Broncos 30 Cardinals 16

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

Check out how easy this is.

Pritzker and/or his wife apparently enough of a Pixar fan to know that Buzz and Jessie are canonically a couple.

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Martin Luther, reading this

He calibrated the surround sound system by playing Beetlejuice and fast forwarding to the dinner scene. “I need the dinner scene”

It hasn't even been 20 years and we already need to make another Burn After Reading.

Bad Art response to bad art

we pulled into economy island, king shit & the golden boys ✊

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

This Michigan Indiana game is the most dismal shit I’ve ever seen in my life. We gotta take back the 24 team playoff just to punish the conference for this. 

Through my writing life, nothing improved my writing more than participation in peer-based workshops: where a group of writers at about the same stage in their artistic development gather to read one another's work and offer feedback specifically aimed at improving each other's stories.

This week, one of RFK Jr.'s most malevolent plots was finally brought to a halt. defector.com/the-u-s-fund...

Dude, are you banging a website? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Trump takes money from polluters to exempt them from EPA emission rules and appoints lobbyists from industry to regulate themselves. The corruption here is staggering. POTUS is taking money to poison Americans and arguing national security to do it.