XylophoneFish

XylophoneFish

@xylophonefish.bsky.social

33 He/Him Aego Ace (I think) I have two moods: angry and horny. Pick one. Posts will probably be NSFW, if I ever get around to it. No Minors NOW WITH 50% LESS FULLY FUNCTIONAL ARMS! :)

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So I broke my arm a while back, and the bone never set properly. Asked my parents about getting me to the free clinic to do something about it, and naturally, they just got me some sports wraps instead. Yeah, man. That'll fix my arm being fucking crippled.

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the number of โ€œyes on 42, no on 40โ€ ads Iโ€™m seeing here in LA is depressing remember: yes on the billionaire tax (40), no on the ones canceling the billionaire tax (41 and 42)

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I am, once again, BEGGING many of y'all on both sides of the aisle to stop being so fucking weird about furries

Our democracy will bleed to death in the coming AI meme war between Plastic Gavin Stans and Maga chuds, exacerbated by the fact there is no water to cleanse the wounds because the giant plagiarism rape culture machine depleted it all making the memes.๐Ÿ˜’

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THE NHS IS KILLING US Via the new EHRC Guidance, the NHS has set into motion segregationist policies which, in their trial, have ALREADY killed, and will no doubt kill more. Our demands remain the same: DISCLOSE THE DEATH TOLL DROP THE EHRC xoxo BASH BACK #justiceforjoelle

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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT anyone who uses php for literally anything: shut it down until you've applied the patch that will become available at 14:00UTC everyone else: maybe lock your credit cards for a few days, keep an eye out for anything weird, and update all of your devices

nightshade โ†’eth0:2026@nightshade.technology

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

So today, I learned that WarpOut, the creator of the Lullaby For A Princess animation, is now using AI. They posted a set of AI generated music tracks they plan on using in an upcoming project, then unlisted them in response to backlash. I'm so tired of this shit.

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If yโ€™all could please help out my daughter, it would mean the world to me.

Carrie Groucutt@carriegrarrie.bsky.social

I really didn't want to do this, but I don't have a choice. I am a British trans woman trying to escape an abusive housing situation and I do not have the funds to do so. Here's my ko-fi if you would like to help me directly. Alternatively I can write for you. Please share. ko-fi.com/carriegrarrie

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๐Ÿงต 1/3 My friend & animator Matthew Koh (matthewkohportfolio.com) is making a proof of concept animated trailer for his personal project, "๐‘บ๐’๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘พ๐’Š๐’๐’๐’”" (based on the book with the same)! He's looking for volunteer to help out with cleanup and coloring! โœ๏ธโœจ

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I wish people would just SAY what this bill is: An attempt to ruin the lives of trans people. This "no hate" message is fine, I guess, but AHH GEEZ does it give me flashbacks to the ineffective "no on prop 8" campaign. Voters don't respond to vague concepts like "hate," they respond to people!

No Hate in WA State@nohateinwastate.bsky.social

I-638 could force tens of thousands of girls to undergo invasive, medically unnecessary, and potentially harmful genital exams to verify their sex for sportsโ€™ physicals. Join hundreds of other teachers, mental health experts, nurses, and doctors by voting NO on I-638 on your ballot. #NoHateWASta

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โ—โ—โ—Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

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Roleplaying incest scenarios in porn will be criminalized in the UK as of next month, 2 years in prison for possession and 5 years for publishing I donโ€™t know what to say that I havenโ€™t said, this is bleak as fuck Any UK ABDL furries should also be extremely weary as this law targets you too

bbc.comPorn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government saysThe move follows a review into pornography regulation in 2025 by Conservative peer Baroness Gabby Bertin

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Reminder that TV Licensing enforcement really hate thier photos being circulated on the internet.

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its very real, i just checked my nvidia app and turned it off. I'm so fucking tired of this shit. tell all your friends with gaming pcs

Invertex@invertex.xyz

PSA: The latest NVIDIA App update adds a Default-ON option that allows AI Agents to control the app... Might want to turn it off.. Even aside from being lame AI features, that feels like making security even worse by defaulting it ON.

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Furry conventions are also networking opportunities for pathogens. As every single one, even before COVID was a super spreader event. Nowadays, it's even worse though due to COVID weakening near everyone's immune system.

Mac Fox@macfox.bsky.social

The University of Indonesia economics department is publishing research on why furry conventions might be better than LinkedIn for professional networking

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This is a nasty little trick to circumvent what most people are taught about with basic cybersecurity re: domain verification. Watch out for it.

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m.youtube.comRat Erotica: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
Alice the Rat@alicetherat.bsky.social

My landlady is currently trying to sell the house where I'm living out from under me. She has had the electricity turned off and is demanding a $600 deposit for me to continue staying here. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. ko-fi.com/alicetherat/...

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Gonna be real. I'm not a fan of Olivers snark in regards to this. Any publicity is still publicity and he's directly asking furries to make free art of a corporate mascot. Maybe try an open call and pick a handful of artists to commission with your HBO money.

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Columbus used a 15th-century legal doctrine to colonize and slaughter the Indigenous peoples he encountered. And it's still the law in the U.S. today.

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver talked about the Kiwibank sheep. Streisand effect in action. If they were smart they would just let the attention die down on it's own, instead of making it funnier by going on DMCA rampage.

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Reposting because of indigenous peoples day

Feena van@feenavan2099.bsky.social

"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"

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Today is indigenous peoples day. It is crucial to remember and talk about how there is still an active genocide against the tribal nations that were here for eons before this country colonized their land. Broken treaties and needless cruelty STILL HAPPEN. Sacred sites are under attack right now.

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