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Every AI CEO sounds like this.

Live feed from the World’s Smartest Genius Awards.

A suggested statement for Andy Burnham.

Chartreuse Paperchase

Fuck off

Just seen Richard Dawkins telling a speak your weight machine that it's wearing a smashing blouse.

The outages in Twitter's early days just flew by thanks to the adorable Fail Whale mascot so I thought something like that might help here too. May I present... the DDoS Hoss

Countdown Standard xkcd.com/3232/

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

Lmao

Just looking through some old comics and found a mail order advert for Small Prophets

"experts say" www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...

Grok telling Elon it made a new discovery:

@theguardian.com The what does what now?

None of these are keys anyone uses often so they can all be half the size of a normal key. Great idea.

right winger getting cancelled vs. trans person getting cancelled

i wrote a paper.... papers.ssrn.com/abstract=444...

Next time Labour is in a jam,they should announce a law that forces online retailers to disclose their delivery company *before* you place an order so you can cancel if you wish. Would avoid sinking feeling I get when notified my “parcel is with Evri”.

Nigel Farage talks up Trump and makes excuses for Putin. He’d rather suck up to them than stand up for Britain.

Perfect, just perfect. 👏 @mortenmorland.bsky.social

The word “spat” is a kind of gaslighting. We all saw what it was.

In an extraordinary display of public support, heads of state, heads of government, and foreign ministers from all over Europe and Canada are posting in support of Ukraine in response to the Oval Office meeting with Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance.

I've officially had it with Ticketmaster and their aggressive stupidity

Can BBC journos please stop asking LLMs stupid questions they're not designed for. One on the news last night was asking for "an in-depth weather report". Another today asking about a football team's performance. At least grasp the basics of the tech you're reporting on.

If you're not entirely sure how you acquired a home, you own too many homes.

LET'S MAKE SURE THEY LOOK THE SAME

Never forget the sort of shit that private healthcare systems mean people have to deal with.

Fourth attempt to get help from @support.bsky.team with a custom domain purchase, paid for and not received. I know they must be busy right now, but I was trying to be nice by giving them money.

The 🧵 Library:

I've hired for the BBC and for myself, and this is very very true.

#uksnow Settling thick in DE1 tonight, 5/10