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Mommies sorry for Cherry Poppin' Daddies

It doesn't make up for their failure to bully him enough at the time, but its a start.

Tangential to the Cheesecake Factory talk is that their workers are genuinely elite tier 1 operators in the food service industry. I have a friend who manages bars and restaurants and he will instantly hire anyone with Cheesecake Factory experience. They are like the Marines minus the war crimes

Grocery store mustard

we're gonna have to start ****ing billionaires

Iowa is home to one of the world's most famous bike rides.

Untrue, all pastas in the world valued at €540 are just as expensive as this.

William Carlos Williams' roommate:

RIP Joe Burrow

i don't think we can come to a reasonable compromise with this

There has never been a political party more committed to supporting child predators.

When you're watching Spielberg and some dude comes on screen shadow first just as John Williams moves to a minor key you know your boy is in for some shit.

Oh my God oh my God I just realized he’s Bugs Bunny

I lost 90lbs on a glp1 and just bought two sweaters I don't need.

42% of Americans with cancer deplete their life savings within two years. Breaking Bad was a documentary

quick question what happens if 600L of compressed natural gas at 8500 psi explosively decompresses for instance because it's being driven on autopilot at 70mph into a school bus.

I pledge to use my smashed-orphan orphan-smashing hammer - the world's first hammer built from smashed orphans for smashing orphans - to protect and support orphans.

I'm feeling the masculine urge to read George Eliot.

I think I feel about watches the same way I do about Disney rides and Broadway musicals, which is that it takes an extraordinary amount of engineering & artistry to make something that is intended to feel special and make you happy, so even if it's not for me, I'm glad it's out there.

Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’

the most offensive thing in medicine is that it's spelled bair hugger

If I ever suffer a massive head injury or a Fetterman-style stroke I'd like to maybe go do ethics work at Anthropic.

You hear there's breaking news about sucker MCs loose in your area, but when you turn on the news they're just showing shots of police closing in on your house, wdyd?

Your mum and dad can't even fuck you up anymore, because of woke.

Those pictures are what we get for letting Dell beat Gateway

Dipped to my waist feet first into a vat of toxic waste, transforming me into the villain known as "One Face."

We have created the sneering visage upon a trunk and two vast legs in the desert from the poem "dont build a vast statue with a sneering visage as a testament to man's hubris"

It's time for science

Chase Brown currently has 6 carries for 8 yds

related to another bizarre feature of political discussion in the US: that it's supposed to mark you as reasonable/bipartisan/fair or whatever that you take these discourses on their own terms. as opposed to marking you as (at best!) a mark

Merton Hanks ass neck

Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank

Going to bed

Reminder: Michael Tracey claims to be a friend to all dogs because dogs can't say no.

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows