Patch, Your Pal

Patch, Your Pal

@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

🏳️‍⚧️ she/her I'm here for stupid baseball & wrestling takes and shitposting. Forced into politics takes because cis people cannot leave us alone. Buy my silence with the Transgender Bill of Rights. Canonically the only white woman who can cook.

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Patch, Your Pal
@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

I thought AEW gave me a cassette tape, but it was actually for a camcorder and it was Brandon Cutler and the Bucks super kicking various wild animal statues.

CaptainGrapeDrink@cgd-2.bsky.social

AEW gave me a cassette tape too, but it was just a motivational speech by Marina Shafir, and she kept repeating the phrase "stop being a little bitch". 🤼

Patch, Your Pal
@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

Honestly a T’au army with lots of battlesuits. Other than Warhammer stuff I’d rather just focus on making sure me and mine never have to worry about capitalism again.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

Patch, Your Pal
@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

I don’t wanna hear a goddamn thing about how we need a salary cap for “competitive balance”. Every Brewers player needs to physically be at the CBA negotiations to remind the owners they’re the ones being stupid with their money.

Milwaukee Brewers@brewersbot.bsky.social

YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE HEADING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patch, Your Pal
@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

Fuckin Mets couldn’t even smell the playoffs with their billion dollar roster and the Dodgers clearly deferred winning another Series by getting fuckin swept. Asking for a cap is literal clown behavior. Draft and scout better.

Patch, Your Pal
@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

Like I’ve said before, the continued existence of the Indiana Fever was the first evidence that the WNBA brass is either incompetent or actively malicious. Shit just keeps piling up.

Sean@stholeary.bsky.social

This is so embarrassing. The WNBA leadership needs to be completely replaced.

espn.comLocation of Dream home games for WNBA Finals still uncertainThe Dream, dealing with conflicting events at State Farm arena, are still determining where they will play their home games during the upcoming WNBA Finals.

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open borders now
@radtranslib.bsky.social

watching gridiron football and coming to the realization that the median reasonably informed fan is more qualified to win football games than the median billion dollar organization that exists to win football games and this shit correlates to a lot of things you see in the modern economy

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My Password is Louvre
@bmceuen.bsky.social

It’s like this guy wished on a monkeys paw to be the exact opposite of JK Rowling

Krinn DNZ@krinndnz.bsky.social

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"

Patch, Your Pal
@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

For all the people saying SC needs to leave the WNBA to continue podcast grifting, quite frankly I think the better result for everyone involved including trans people is to give her a do nothing job in the Fever FO on the condition she never does a podcast or speaks to the media again.

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Count DracuStev - WRESTLING VTUBER 🦒🤼
@girafastev.bsky.social

Petitioning #AEW to please stop booking the NOW Arena because it’s hot, cramped, smelly, and not even really in Chicago. I watched that opening package and all I could think was them saying “Here’s where we’d rather be instead!” Brother, I wish you were there too, lock tf in. 🤼

Patch, Your Pal
@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social

20 year old me would be somewhere between confused and “yeah that tracks.” That said, a lot of my arc revolves around youthful ignorance, so I’d prefer not to meet him. Butterflies and tornadoes.

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open borders now
@radtranslib.bsky.social

anyway i don't know who needs to hear this, but the so-called "PMC" *is* the working class, and the bearer of any revolutionary potential that exists in this society, but so many people are still fixated on a romantic (read: reactionary) *aesthetic* of the working class

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Ian Boudreau
@ianboudreau.com

THIS is Peak Bluesky Opinion: popping off with a correction without making the slightest effort to grasp the point being made

Ordinary Rendition@renderjudgment.bsky.social

This is, I think, is a Peak Bluesky Opinion. I don't have any doubt that *what people view as fairness* may vary greatly. But enormous numbers of people care very, very deeply about fairness in sports at all levels. People care about fairness in lots of other things, too!

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breadedhamster.bsky.social
@breadedhamster.bsky.social

Charlie Kirk's death thoroughly unsettled the right wing not only because it reminded them they're not invincible, but because they saw how everyone made fun of him and realize that will be their legacy as well. They know their lives and legacies are doomed, and it's driven them mad.

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