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What about the Epstein files? @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy

"Legitimate" concerns? Maybe they can get together with the flat earthers and make a list.

I guess I could apply to stand in my yard and take air samples. I'll do it pretty cheaply. They should include the laser satellite research in the bill. Get all those conspiracies out there.

Well played, Rep Beyer!

Yeah, such gullible and ignorant “people” have had fantasies and delusions and have been gaslighted for years… and they have “some questions” 🤣 I have a question or two: why was this ignoramus confirmed by the MAGA GOP Senate goons? Do they question their votes now, hmm? 🤔

Lee Zeldin launches Big Foot probe, news at 11:00.

If only they had the NSF to ask about the science of contrails 🙄

Also from the replies

My real question is why?

That might be ex gov ricky being inept as fuck

This is the way, @beyer.house.gov

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🤣 #Birdsarentreal

I bet squirrels are animatronic

These vital services must not be allowed to divert resources from the key task of completing the Big Beautiful Lunar Green Cheese Mine.

Bird's are definitely not real.

Sadly they WILL probably investigate birds too.

Some of us in Europe wonder if Trump can be real.

Thank you for sending me to Cameron. I appreciate it.

GOP spending priorities: 1.) Military 2) Subsidies for industries they've got money invested in 3) Militarized law enforcement and penal system 4) Investigating Democratic Party politicians and activites 5) Meaningless wastes of taxpayer dollars that pander to the superstitions of their base

Yes, I have heard many people say birds aren’t real. Birds are a dark state conspiracy. 🦅🦆🦜🐥🐓🦉🐧🦢—-ALL FAKE!

I wonder if more people wonder about these political BS projects that waste more and more government money

Space lasers are easily debunked because the sky is just a dome over Earth and has an LED display that makes you think the planet is orbitting the Sun.

Zeldin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡💯

Everyone knows birds are drones for the deep state. That's how they got Harris elected president.

They need to increases the dose of drugs in the contrails. People have adjusted to the old dose. They clearly aren’t working anymore!

Ooh ooh, I hope they do www.reddit.com/r/Finlandisn... next!

Squirrels also charge on electric lines 😆

Being a bird, do you work for the government?

Why choose

Birds, as tetrapods, are also fish. Nevertheless, I congratulate you on your mastery of typing birb friend.

Horses? Also fish.

Zeldin: people have questions about MTG’s statement about Jewish Space Lasers - go ask her about it.

It used to be an easy dunk on the "intellectual diversity" cranks to ask how many Flat Earthers should every news outlet/faculty have to include? Now, they're just openly demanding control over science be turned over to witchcraft deadenders and phrenologists.

People also have some questions about Big Foot and whether their tin foil hat works or not.

When did Lee Zeldin become such an ass licking moron cuck? A Long Island embarrassment.

So Zeldin is a QAnon honk

My biggest issue with people like this saying "Americans" is that they make it sound as if it's the majority when it's usually just a few people who they are talking about but the goal is to make it seems as if they are doing it because a majority wanted this, supposedly.

Love his post! Everyone knows why Zeldin is "looking into this"......the initials are MTG, also known as another MAGA/Q-ANON lunatic! 😡

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"They expect honesty and transparency." I've seen some of their online conversations. If you honestly and transparently tell than what makes the condensation trails behind airliners and why those trails behave as they do, they will assume you're lying to them, as you didn't told them what they want.

Look, there's a hummingbird! Where? I don't see nothin'.

The US is in it's self destructive schizophrenic era

Get his ass, Don

👍 Aviation adds 4% to humans' changing climate. Burning jet fuel produces CO2 plus nitrogen oxides, soot, sulfate aerosols & H2O vapor (temp&pressure can VISIBLY CONDENSE leaving a "trail"). All interact with the atmosphere & effect the climate different ways. THAT is the lousy "geoengin-ooga-booga"

Amazing 👏👏👏

Evidence that people can be powered by partisan fervor. Still lacking evidence that they are rational when they are.

The em dash, he made that stupid post with chatGPT

When are the flat earth hearings scheduled?

Everyone knows birds aren't real. They're FBI surveillance drones. (/s)

Earth being flat as a modern thing also started as satire...

It certainly started that way. I’m worried it’s drifted over the event horizon

Birds aren’t real! 🤣

Birds AREN'T real! They used to be, but they've almost all been replaced since 2006. This is swell documented. Ever notice you almost NEVER see a dead bird? They're not real is why, and that proves it.

Psychotic. They are psychotic.

The more I read what GOP politicians are talking about, the harder it is to resist bringing back the "r-word".

ANYTHING to distract from Texas and Epstein

We got questions about epstein, work on that lol

breaking news: Lee zeldin for honesty and transparency

Birds aren't real!

@fritschner.bsky.social Your boss remains undefeated.

Bread and Circuses - The head of the EPA spending millions of tax dollars to “investigate” a 30yr old conspiracy theory thats easily explained by 5th grade physics. All to entertain the MAGA faithful.

I heard Marge is slicing and Dicing the Bad Santa tapes. She’s gonna have a hearing since he’s an illegal alien and going down the chimney is a criminal act. Why Biden let him use our air space! As many crimes as Santa committed it’s more felonies than trump racked up. Build that snow wall!

Sad, but they will waste money on this like they did to study vaccines and autism. Let's just go find some nice caves to live in! Animal pelts are gonna be in next spring, I'm hearing.

LiddleLee with more of the famous "trump government efficiency" we've heard so much about.

Zeldin is another of Trump's minions with zero self-awareness. How many times was he asked questions by Congress, on behalf of "people" that he deflected instead of answering?

Some people wonder if Trump supporters can think rationally. Can we get an answer?

Zeldin. In the movie version of this shitshow he fully regrets not making it as a Kapo.

Love that LOL !

And about the earth. It is flat, dammit. I demand a committee confirm that. Satire, btw

This is proof that you can't fix stupid.

So, is the government basically saying, "Yes, every conspiracy theory you believe is true, no matter how implausible and we're behind it all!"

Lol they'd never expose their birds

*some* people?? EVERYONE knows birds aren't real birdsarentreal.com/pages/about

I have questions about why my mom won’t let me play DS past 9pm even though I did all my homework on time this week

Republican Lee Zeldin almost became governor of New York, that is an indictment of local TV stations that normalized Zeldin. Zeldin loves asbestos and wants to force women to remain pregnant. Zeldin's loathsome sugar daddy is Ron Lauder (an heir to Estée Lauder).

No questions. Look at my handle.

The people demand the truth. Is the earth flat?

what? don't talk to people this nutty. call a mental hospital

Well, if those bird-question are sufficiently distracting the voters from the dumpster fire the modern GOP is. Sure, why not.

I would also love some honesty and transparency from the fools who need to waste taxpayer money on conspiracy theories because they're too stupid to understand science or truth.

Zeldin is an industry shill and Trump fellating whore.

The key phrase there--usually omitted in these arguments (the rhetorical definition of these arguments is 'piffle', BTW) is 'in good faith.' Good faith is not something you can repeatedly abuse and yet retain. Marjorie Taylor Greene, for example, cannot ask a question in good faith.

Nah Lee, we’re still going to mock and dismiss you. No matter how much of a tantrum you throw.

Ley lines. We need answers on ley lines. We know they can be deflected by crystals and that's why people might put one beside their bed, but what if they're directing one of these magical force lines right into their brain, in like a ley line laser (LLL)?

bsky.app/profile/donm... Refusing to lie and getting fired - is that villification for Zeldin!

I’m pretty sure many of those same people have questions about whether the Earth is round. Should we form a committee to investigate! 🧐

Oh and let's not forget the "Flat-Earth" people, they deserve to have a multi-million study, too!!

What are clouds, is the Earth really flat, so many questions

Let's really blow their mind. Modern birds are descendants of the dinosaurs.

YEAH, and what about those birds? How do they fly soooo easily? That is unquestionably something that needs to be addressed, ASAP! Because, I am sure, enquiring minds NEED to know!

Could we just tell them that contrails are caused by green house gasses and that geoengineering is a plot by big oil?

Of course birds aren't real. Why do you think we had covid lockdowns? They needed everyone out of the way while they changed the "birds'" batteries! 😉 "If it flies, it spies!"

Especially since experts can debunk and disprove these theories already (and have done), and the conspiracists just don't believe them. There is no proving to their satisfaction.

This stuff makes my local weatherman want to jump out a window. There was a piece sometime last year about it, but I'd like to see the more on the bullshit they're dealing with.

I can't wait until all of them experience exhaust fumes from cars waiting in traffic in DC during winter and trying to understand "chem trails" in autos.

Thanks for the chuckle. 😂

Yes!

pretty sure bugs all go to the Moon, during Winter, too. That's how they survive snow. oh,..and "Moon Beavers!", they're still up there, too.

Flat earthers have entered the convo.

In all seriousness: I helped teach a freshman seminar course on pseudoscience in media. Every student said this was a waste of time, but the critical ability to spot when your being fed bullshit should be a required course much earlier than college.

The Dickhead bird appears to be thriving in the USA

🦅 united24media.com/latest-news/...

Zeldin has the information on his desk. Right next to the Epstein client list.

I had occasion to deal with Zeldin a few times when he was a county legislator. He was basically a putz then, and apparently, he's gotten worse. I honestly thought he was more intelligent, but apparently, I was wrong.

We've beat the horse to death, infinity. Republicans LOVE the poorly educated! It's a badge of honor in the 21st century to be a fucking idiot.

Goteem

We all know the CIA has already spent trillions perfecting “birds”