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An animal. He's an orangeutans

Cheeto face

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Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybe it’s Cheeto dust.

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Ya I heard a worm got him. But the articulate answers pure perfection. Who voted for this turd? Oh the turdlicans.

RFK Jr looks like he died decades ago.

Burnt Umber

RFK Jr def look like a shrunken apple head 😂

That Bologna skin color is usually from steroid use.

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Damn worms. They're so greedy.

It’s so “manly” to wear makeup, dye your hair, cap your teeth, and wear lifts in your shoes to pretend you’re not an ugly old fart.

I would think the presidential makeup artist would be much better, maybe the overkill was intentional?

ya know, its the case of the Emperor has no Clothes. . . with his wicked little Keebler elf servant

I think his orange"makeup" is the only thing that is keeping his skin from jumping off and running away screaming 😱

When you look closely..

All that money and he can’t get a decent makeup artist?

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😡😡😡😡. Both are sickening garbage. 💙💙

And Mrs. Johnson and her shit eating grin enjoying her new shiny panties.

But it had an excuse: it was a 1970s couch. What’s the 🍊🤡’s excuse?

Are we just going to pretend that Johnson didn't chortle Trump's balls?

He looks terrible. Both inside and out.

Nevermind the caked on makeup king, look at the obsequious bitch next to him.

Wow

His little Johnson looks so proud. What a weirdo.

He looks like one of those fake ass televangelists from 80's.

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Well, his makeup isnt that bad if you focus on his hair.

What's up with that hair! Did he lose his hair stylist?

This is personal. While it may be fun & easy, we need to focus on what matters.

You would think he’d buy a tanning bed by now. And maybe shave his stupid head.

Nothing about Trump is normal, especially his face.

Oh C’mon Adam, he’s such a stud!

yeah. matches the depends in his pants.

Seriously, I don't believe he was shot. I do believe an innocent man sitting behind him was "collateral damage." We should hear more about him

Yup

Really bad without it!

I think he had his chin done.

It looks like Trump is in drag.

Ooof that’s gotta be some horrific ring around the collar in Cheeto orange

I can’t even believe any self respecting make up company willingly creates that color or consistency. The only conclusion that makes sense is Halloween make up kits to dress up like Oompa Loompas.

da clown n da boy scout

Are we really gonna pretend he can see his reflection in a mirror?

Mango Mussolini

It’s funny that a guy who wears that much makeup is scared of men in dresses.

I have continually thought that too. The delight the MUA must feel as they take his money after laying the thickest layers of Cheeto orange.

Perhaps she could use a botanist to assist with something special in his makeup?! 😁

Maybe he eats a lot of carrots. You don't know. 🐰🥕Oh wait... yes we do. Nvm.

He’s a tacky freak. Nothing is normal about him. Monster. He looks horrible. He is horrible. He has never had an original Thought, copycat.

Looks like gender affirming care to me

A cantaloupe has better skin!

I know, right.

He is a douchebag

He looks like someone’s fingers after they eat a bag of Doritos.

It looks like Bob Ross threw an artist’s palette at a wall and donald zip lined face first into it.

They don't see it. It's so very odd. The feeling that he's their messiah blocks them from seeing him for what he is: an old pathetic crook. You know, like the way most cults work.

Oompa Loompa stupidly do.

He is just nasty.

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Aw, He just keeps that ish on the down low. Probably never gonna happen, but everyone knows it.

Surprised he seems to have given up on his weave. Maybe Guiliani's hair meltdown stopped him from dying(his hair).

He needs to teach his son, Baron, to use some make up. The kid is so pale he looks like a 7' Vampire.

He might eat A LOT of betacarotine / carrots or red beats with olive oil. You'll turn orange...

That’s undertaker makeup.

Don’t forget the fluffy combover.

Who is "we" and whoever "we" might be... are they listening?

Hannibal Lechter having a new friend for dinner

He looks like an orange clay vase with my grandmother's hair from 1963 after she got home from her weekly hairdresser appointment.

Stop wasting time and words on his looks. Focus only on the harmful deeds.

15 million so this-person- could attend a football game for a photo opp.

It actually looks like he stuck his face in a Cheeto bag. I’ll never understand how anyone thinks he’s manly or virile. He’s not a king , he’s a drag queen.

He looks in the mirror each morning and wonders where that Trans girl keeps showing up from.

Cheeto dust is way too thick.

It looks like Doritos dust…

Scary!

This goes for both of these cretins

He wears more makeup than the Drag Queens he despises.

Why choose orange though? Does anyone know?

Wow wtf

Pig! 🐽

How does Johnson stand up without a spine?

There’s been so many shades of orange it’s hard to keep up with the Felon. What I’m wondering is what kind of drugs are they keeping him semi-sedated . Since the election even though totally diabolical he’s been much calmer. Has anyone noticed that ?

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Yeah look at that hair!! Johnson looks like he's getting a few makeup tips from DADDY

Btwn him and rfk, it's like the album pics of failed cosmetic surgeries😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Nothing about him is normal

The orange clown needs to try @ilmakiage it might make him a more normal colour than irn bru orange lol

He needs to take some tips from Melania. Blend, blend.

Stinky fake tan stuff

He's a real girly man Tough guy is such a facade

This reminds me why I am in favor of Doge. It's a great idea to get totally unqualified people out of government. I suggest they start with the 2 Bozos in this picture.

His color is approaching that of his tie.

He is scared of strong women, especially strong Latino and black women.

He really isn’t

He's going to hurt himself smiling like that.

And the little Howdy Doody next to him.

Orange freakazoid and his keebler elf

The two situations are not the same. And Donald has been openly bragging about it.

Nobody close to him has the courage to tell him he looks odd. It reminds me of when his father, Fred Trump Sr started wearing his wig all goofy after he got dementia.

donold is a 385lbs, smelly, hateful, stupid, ignorant, oompah loompah. The diapers need more layers.

Well, he definitely ranks in the top 1%. But unfortunately Trump has an entire political party full.

How Trump's GRWM video starts.

His smile always makes him look like he's having a rectal exam.

He’s a fake!! I despise both of these retards!

"we" are not pretending sadly many others are

I've been calling him Orange Julius Caesar for a reason. Well, three, actually; you simply can't pass up a triple pun like that...

He has a new flat top toupee!