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Rudy probably told him it was a good idea ….

🤣🤣🤣

Transplanted pubic hair from howler monkeys.

He’s just a miserable git ain’t he…?

Baldilocks sad. Spray boy happy!!

NAZIFERATU

Real men embrace the testosterone surplus that leads to baldness.

Still fug

I think that ship has long sailed !

He looks like a greek hero Skrotos

He’s so flocked.. 👀

Happy little bald spot

But you know he would never spray tan his body as that would make him a person of color.

😂 Still an ugly human being (and barely human)

Please. Merit baldge…

😆😆😆😆

Well these guys aren’t exactly known for their good decision making skills.

That’s the way!

He’s more of a Polyp.

Jesus!

Where did you find a photo of Stephen Miller mid hair loss?

I was just thinking that..he even looks like Goebbels, and I’m pretty sure he imitates his style when on tv, the yelling, the repeating oneself. Dumb fucker can’t even be original. I’m looking forward to his trial and imprisonment, unless he goes the way Goebbels did.

The resemblance is startling.

😄 f**k him

Yup!! I've been calling him Josef Goebbles Jr for awhile now

Gobles incarnate

Alpha male! Surely you jest! That f-ing puke nazi, is going to be everyone's bitch once the f-ing orange shit stain is done! Retribution is going to be f-ing awesome!

“Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He's a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate.” - Terry Moran

He's an Alpha Nazi for sure!

If there was ever a legitimate candidate for psychedelic use for self reflection it's Miller time. Psilocybin, Mescaline, Iboga, Ayahuasca separately or all together. If that doesn't work then electroshock therapy.

Very badly

If it looks like a dick and talks like a dick, it's a dick.

It's like he's trying to look like charlie kirk😂😂

Wasn't he being just utterly "adorable" when he said that the Democrat Party is a domestic terrorist organization while the "gop" are committing crimes against humanity on a daily basis? Worst gaslighter EVER...🥱

You forgot the “ “ around alpha male.

lol 😆 Why?! 😂

Al-farce male.

You can put lipstick on a pig...

Those dead eyes always give me the chills. He is truly the devil in human form.

So disappointing - just another couple inches lower on that widow's peak and he coulda had "The Stephen Seagal!"

the classic widow's peak on Count Dickuless...

Bald Goebbels!

Nooooo...that is BAD. 😭

🤣🤣🤣

Do they transplant that hair from *somewhere else*? 😳

OMG... dude is Alpha AF. /s

But, last… with no hope of being first, biblically, or otherwise. lol

Alpha kapo.

Omygawd ….it looks like he liked spread coffee grounds on his head.

Wow He looks so much like the Ukrainian Nazi Stepan Bandera Volyn tragedy when Ukrainian nationalists killed thousands of Poles in Poland. The First Ukrainian Division, known as the Waffen-SS Galicia Division or the 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS, was formed in 1943 by Hitler's act.

Defo gets tied to a cross and beaten with a riding crop by a women in thigh highs.. He's really got that pleading, crying and weeping look about him.

ya can’t get blood from a turnip Herr Miller

Barely male?

All fart male?

Omega male?

Lol it's a straight-up triangle! Did he think we'd forget he's bald on top!??

Maybe he went to the Rudy Giuliani Hair Salon for balding white guys who can’t accept reality

Eeny Weenie Teeny Peeny

His Dear Leader wears makeup and a gerbil on his head, and his cult still thinks he's alpha, so Santa Monica Goebbels thinks shoe polish on his head is also alpha.

Solidifying the fact that with or without hair, he’s still butt ugly.

Looks like he used trump’s make-up person to me!

Looks more like a “pluck and tuck” youtu.be/NMORzLT8FXY?...

Undoubtedly.

I have never seen a rectal polyp with hair who knew

He's the perfect inspiration for an Adult Swim cartoon about a talking penis.

How he gets laid is the bigger question

Call it Fuehrer Fashion.

Does he really think that looks better? And is his male ego really that fragile?

Very beta

I think he's a member of the Mein Herr Club for Men.

Still looks like a skinhead

He insufferable.

😂😂😂poor Goebbels junior The little propaganda man is embarrassed

This is a bad man🤨

OMG, even his sprayed on hair looks evil, not like a cute chia pet.

🤮🤮

An evil man

😂😂😂

Seriously, why not just get a cheap rug like the other nazis?

Lol

I wonder how he'd look with bear spray?

He looks like a Chia Pet

Hair or no hair, Miller is a vampire.

What an absolute pissy excuse of human flesh.

just make sure the artist is given credit.

Spot on!!

@laloalcaraz.bsky.social 🎨⚖️🐐

Achtung Baby

Loves ASS sandwiches

He wanted us to think he came from “Central Casting.”

He still, in fact, looks like a penis.

say that louder for the twats in the back....

When you are jeanyus stud like that man there is nothing he can’t do to be seen as ironic or weak. Nothing. /s

Shit on a shingle.

Miller tries so hard not to look like Nosferatu but he fails miserably

Never disappoints !! 🤣

But if it’s sprayed on, why would he do it in an arrow pointing to his face?

That’s a little short weave rug

Best bit is he sprayed hair on and still looked like he was losing it what an absolute loser.

He better pray it doesnt start running down his face like Rudy's did.

This will always bring me joy, just like the press conference at Four Seasons.

Which wheels? Did you see anything from SCOTUS to stop them?

Sy Sperling would be proud ... So for a Nazi like Miller, would it be the "Herr KKKlub for Men(gele))?

I think the Goebbels on the left looks much more lifelike.

Has Voldemort ever smiled?

He’s terribly ugly in any case.