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He’d be too dumb to serve, right?

Exactly, extremely military dumb!

Why do I always read his name as MarkyWayne?

TBF, Marky Markwayne gets punched and kicked in the head a lot with his MMA hobby. I think he likes it like that.

He's a fraud. Like his mob boss.

Same people who gave us cure for Covid are now Middle East experts

He was, however, ready to throw down with an overweight Teamster once…you could tell he was serious because he started to take his rings off…

MarkWayne wears Trump Cologne Full stop.....

Maybe he watched this movie with smellavision....

Particularly by 47 who now possesses Purple Hearts earned by others, a display worthy of the Oval of someone else's Nobel Peace Prize. And given Elon Musks illegal monetary and cyber contribution, it's starting to look like the 2024 election was indeed rigged by MAGA.

Does the 9th Commandent still apply to those Apocalypse First Christians and AlPAC lobbyists wagging the US Department of War?

5X Bonespurs draft dodging coward received a purple heart and was never shot down in a fighter jet either...

Has the media ever called him out for it?

Keyboard Warrior 😂😂

His summer gig at Waffle House, notwithstanding.

He isn’t a cowboy either

Perhaps. But if I were writing a procedural novel about a serial killer, I'd name him "Markwayne Mullin."

I don't know, I seem to recall his service...

Is Markwayne Mullin accused of stolen valor?

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I’m waiting for a line from Henry V!

Markwayne Mullin didn’t meet the minimum height requirement.

Why do they have him on TV so much? He’s not that bright.

Day 408 of 1462 - Anti Christ - Day 4 of HOLY WAR Iran WAR US Military Commanders telling troops in “End Times” Anti Christ: - Falsely substitute themselves as a savior - Deceptive world leader - Seeks global domination - Breaks treaties - Deceives through promises of peace That’s Donald J Trump

I always think of John Wayne Gasey

Dude was a plumber and probably never actually ran pipe but worked in the office. A pogue in his own business.

News stations need to quit giving that sack air time. Why are they choosing him for interviews? Freaking weirdo.

Motherfucker sure wants people to think he’s been to war. Weird.

Why does this not surprise me?

He's a stupid little man.

The GOP is the Jodie Fuck party, playing Tour of Duty with real lives.

I did not know that. The way he’s presented on TV it has one think that is the case.

Sure loves him the smell of Napalm in the morning though, I tell you whut 🙄

So he did it to himself and can’t lay the blame on his parents. Got it.

Never too late, Mullin, you chickenhawk.

He was too short, right?

What, you're gonna tell me Donnie wasn't Green Beret in Vietnam next!

He's a punk.

Does hiding in the capitol during Jan 6th count?

Figures. What a moron.

He’s a CUNT.

FYI Mark Wayne Mullins is. f*cking moron.

Seen too many of these guys in my life

The lil fella is not a tough guy macho patriot but he cosplays one in Congress

Indeed.

Most of these tough talking, convict loving, pedophile protecting, uninformed, mouth pieces have not served. Old double first name runs to the cameras to put his ignorance on display.

Mullin is “All hat, no cattle” personified.

In 1973, roughly 80% of Congress was composed of vets. That number is now under 20%. James Fallows touched on this in an essay "The Tragedy of the American Military." I think it matters, alot, in times like these.

Which is good, because in a conflict zone his instincts are to hide behind a chair.

Knowledge about what they speak is not a pre-requisite for the MAGA moronic mouthpieces. The requirements are; 1. belligerence 2. adherence to the script 3. authoritative manner 4. simplistic, reductionist, easily digestible lies.

All Asshat and no cattle, that boy. Reminds me of a frat bro named Billy Bob McGowan from north central TX. He beat me by 24 votes for SBP of East Texas State University and is now locked up pretty much for life for cocaine and breaking out of jail and harming a police officer. MWM is cut the same

He made a house call to repair my HVAC unit. Didn’t have much interaction.

Did he fuck up or just upsell the shit out of you?

Mullin is a weirdo and a low hanging sack. The news stations keep interviewing him and they need to stop giving him air time. I don’t think most Oklahomans like him and Oklahomans are quickly turning on Trump.

And he is a dick

No, he just likes to puff out his chest and act like some macho tough guy.

DorkWayne Mullet? You don’t say… 🙄

Yet he can ‘smell war.’ A regular bloodhound, that guy.

He is a 10 soldier, G.I. Joe wannabe

He liked getting pinned by sweaty men in shorts...

I have no idea why anyone would waste their time mentioning him. I lived in OK. They are the dumbest bunch of raciest people you will ever know. Truly worthless

So now a plumber w no foreign policy experience, no military or law enforcement experience, no disaster management experience will be in charge of our lives and safety. We are in so much trouble. The regime is busy kicking hornets nests and I am terrified of another 9/11. Clown show.

Oh. Interesting. He talks as if he led special forces and serious black ops. Then hopped into his fighter jet and flew some crazy sorties, then retuned to base and led strategy sessions for a beat.

Moon Mullin is a charter member of the MAGA MORON Mt. Rushmore.

Markwayne

Well, he is a veteran moron.

A Pussy cunt, pussy being an adjective.

Not sure if that qualifies as ‘hard cover’

Cowering like the punk he is.

Coward hiding under a desk

Remember he slept in his office cause afraid to be carjacked What a pansy

He cosplays as one

Markie Markwayne's portrait in courage. Hanging in the Senate chambers.

This is the real Mullet, an opportunist coward hiding from his own cult members. 🤡 #TrumpSteinClass #TrumpSteinFiles #GOPedos

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The five against one is the only struggle he's been in.

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Lol

Well I'm sure he's been in the room when Trump attacked his Depends. I think anyone would be scarred by that

Tuff guy cuz he sparred a few times. I've got socks tougher than that PUNK.

That’s how hillbillies do it.

To distinguish him from his brother-cousin Waynemark.

Even amongst idiots, he's an idiot. WHY PUT HIM ON TV?!

Markwayne Mullin ain’t sh!t accept a burly b!tch with a tiny pecker complex

That's not the smell of war, Senator. That's the smell of the President's ass on your chin.

He is a f*cking coward. Sorry Adam, my anger is not with you.

But in his defense, he's an idiot.

Dude is a world class moron.

Chuck Schumer had the same problem

When I hear him interviewed I'm not sure he's a high school veteran. Was January 6th in the Chamber his only combat experience? Hell, they were just rambunctious visitors.

He’s a mushroom sucking liar.

Exactly! Why does this dude get so much air time! I feel I lose brain cells everytime I hear him speak 🤡

Does this make another open seat for the 2026 election?

But he is a tough guy mma douche…I can’t believe we have to pay that a-hole

Markwayne Mullen is one of the biggest pieces of s*** to be in the senate presently

No but he is a stupid immoral tool.

His parents wanted twins? Like what’s with that name? Nonetheless, both Mark and Wayne are morons!

But he knows the smell... and the taste... do they make Swanson TV war dinners for armchair soldiers?

He's a decorated veteran of the culture wars, including the coveted Operation Book Burning service medal. 🫡

These are perfect!! 😂

Exactly!

The plumbing heir means it literally when he says he's been "in the shit".

Mullin: “War is ugly. It smells… or so I’ve been told.”

Funny how the people that never served act so tough!

He is so stupid to boot. If he Boebert were to ever procreate, the universe would collapse in an instant because it would be like dividing by zero.

Here goes Markwayne Mullin "serving," on January 6th, 2021 (pictured shitting a brick hiding behind a seat):