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Poor sad individuals the lot of them.

Same. However, I would be ok if they decided to land here and take a dozen or two maggots with them.

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Congressmen who say the universe doesn’t revolve around the Earth, or that water doesn’t make you sick, or that bloodletting doesn’t cure everything, or that a woman shouldn’t burn to death on a pyre made of their dead owner’s corpse, haven’t been briefed.

Using aliens to critique Trump's distraction tactics might be amusing, but let's not forget: 26 Epstein flights aren't fiction. If Trump's UFO claims are a smokescreen, it's the media's job to focus on grounded realities - like court documents that don't rely on cosmic witnesses.

I absolutely believe your position. That said, then it’s just a weird coincidence that Trump’s name shows up in the Epstein files over 5000 times?

Hey, maybe they got the true inside information of the fact that this pilot wore a yellow shirt instead of a white shirt that day! But certainly no pertinent information -about the UFOs- which is what they're implying.

There is alien life out there in the universe, but they’re not here. Word on Milky Way Avenue is this planet’s top life form is far too stupid and self-destructive to be trusted.

The only way I'd be interested in the ufo files is if Trump was raping an alien child

It's a distraction youtu.be/nTpQq1a9zhI?...

They know that the shit for brains republican voters will believe them !

Without even looking it up, I’m willing to bet Burchett is one of them…

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Just a distraction for the EPSTEIN FILES

It's all another distraction. Beside that fact, how is it that when they interview someone about sighting a "UFO" it is ALWAYS the one fucking idiot with no education or teeth?!

BUT THEY CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE AND TELL ME WHICH WAY TO VOTE

It’s the same shit we’ve watched for the past three decades. Now that the pedo government says its happening like it’s new and true

There were no UFO’s in the Trump Epstein Files!

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Looks like Sitting Duck Chuck is one of them

The priorities of these guys (and unfortunately the Democratic Senate leader) are ridiculous

funny that Santos has not weighed in yet....

If you were an alien trying to maintain cover, you would say that 😉

Burchett? 🤔🤣

Maybe you just weren't part of the cool kids club. 🤣

Please run again

After witnessing how quickly one of the leading democracies on our planet regressed to a state of hate for anything different, it doesn’t take special information to know aliens won’t be visiting this xenophobic planet in our lifetime.

Gotta say NORAD and MiB screwed up big time when they let through that hairy thing tgat attached itself to the head of a certain NY realtor...

UFOs and aliens is a topic for idiots. Who cares?

Just diversionary shiny things.

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Mulder wanted X-Files. We want the EPSTEIN FILES.

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..... clever

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LMAO

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Good one!

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Burchett looks and acts like he has been probed by aliens

💙🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛💙 Truth! Joe Cat Knows!

If we don't understand something, it's usually because it's: Aliens God Ghosts Fairies Bigfoot Any combination of the above Take THAT, science!

UFO stuff is what governments talk about when they want to distract the population.

If there was any evidence of alien contact, Trump would have mentioned it in one of the incoherent rants.

I’m not at all worried about aliens. I am terrified at the prospect of Trump negotiating with aliens, however.

ask obama...he's seen the ufo files.

What we do know. January 2025 many said this was coming. Now, the administration is leading the GOP in escalating the attacks with voting rights, adding some more color? Their intent is to push us into retaliation to justify more bloodshed. UNCIVIL WAR. THE DECADENT REVOLUTION.

If only it were true. I mean I wouldn’t mind aliens taking me to a more peaceful planet. Or taking maga away so we can live in peace on this one.

The crazy gets much worse if you don't get everyone you know to show up and vote against this insanity 🤌Since Virginia's MAGA SC voted against the people to redraw their map we must show up LARGE!

Given 99% are sitting on their hands, watching fascism rise with mild interest I disagree.

Do you really think we want to visit you? It would be like going to a trash heap surrounded by a cesspool.

There is no inside information to be had. The stuff that was released was unremarkable and most easily explained by other things.

Another attempt at more smoke to distract

And we won't. Whatever they're hiding must be beyond what they think we can comprehend. The government can't hide it much longer though, too many sightings here and all over the world.

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Exactly what an alien in disguise would say.

Its a dumb way to try and be relevant.

It's just another grift for these lowlifes because their base is brainwashed and believe everything vomited out on them.

Just like Hegseth pretends to know his ass from his elbow (he doesn't). The other day, he said, "I cannot confirm or deny that we have kamikazee dolphins."

What I have heard from fairly reliable sources is the extra terrestrials are between 3-4 ft tall and can't defend themselves. So, Trump and Musk try to fuck them.

Says a lot that some people need to be told. We're surrounded by idiots at all times.

I appreciate that we get to "make up our own minds" -- as with Bigfoot and ghosts.

With all of the overt corruption within our current government, and the issues Americans are facing, why the hell are we now focusing on UFOs?

He who knows, doesn't say. He who says, doesn't know. 🙇‍♂️

We don't want the UFO files, we want the Epstein files!

OK, that's the UFO files out of the way, now release the child rape files.

Divert, distract, redistrict, repeat.

obvi. as IF orange satan grampa wouldn’t have blurted it out by now

If it’s not the trans shinny object for the rubes it’s UFOs. UFOs have now joined Mickey Mouse and the Green M&M on the them/those rotation to trigger the dummies.

I'll be blunt: I'd rather that the likes of John Kennedy or Representative Crazy Eyes from Wyoming *were* ETs. Having them be the byproduct of the human gene pool is far too disturbing.

Maybe Aliens abducted the Epstein files?

This is EXACTLY what someone who knew something would say. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING KINZINGER??? I'll be you're already pals with them too

We know the type.

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There are weird people in Congress?

It's strictly another distraction, just like sports

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How about briefing them about things that actually matter — like the war in Iran??

Oh, Chuck just fn retire. 🤦‍♀️🤡

No kidding!!!

They attend briefings with beeggest alien- Melania

Basic Physics. Too far away.

Could it be just a distraction?

Conspiracy theories go hand in hand with paranoid whackos.

They used to distract from the Epstein the war on Iran to distract from the Epstein files, and now they're going to use space aliens to distract from the disastrous war?

Stop following their bait, dude.

Just more bs to get our minds off the Epstein files

We can photograph galaxies billions of lightyears away. We can photograph atoms. We can make cinema-grade movies with smartphones. And yet we fail at getting ONE conclusive photo of alien spacecraft.

It's because it wins them votes somehow.

We have so many problems in earth Now UFO 🛸 Give me a break

Are they being briefed by David Duchovny?

This sounds about right lol

This sounds like it's true. Idk. Regardless we should vanquish the invaders.

UFOs are the newest distraction.

We really don’t care about UFO’s. We have a destruction of our country to worry about

Booga booga.

Yeah but they can also make a quick buck off of things they have no proof of.

Pair this with Spielberg's disclosure day flick due this summer? Gonna go ahead and predict a busy summer for crackpots

Some say Melania's birth mother was an Alien

Let's get on to next week's "Distract from the Epstein Files" topic, "The Secret Loch Ness Files Release!"

It is chaff to clutter the news. Pretty sure this is how we are Galactically viewed. imgflip.com/i/9b16oj

Yes we need to get rid of the electoral college and let the people vote

There is an episode in Frasier where a congressman is running for Office and he seems so nice unbelievable, until the very end. It’s classic.