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The only Retvrn I'll ever endorse is Exile. if execs are going to be social cancers, then they should be excised and marooned on a rock in the middle of the Pacific.

Jesus Fucking Christ

this is why I don't follow news on the gaming industry wtf guys

Another reason to add to the list of why I use Linux...

of course it showed up animated until I actually posted it lol

Xbox producer should taste bumper and take a long fucking nap.

A real person could have taught you all of these

I even missed including the word "god" there because I was so irritated.

Ready player one?

This is how the Xbox Producer hit his OKR for mandatory Ai usage. #Gross

Could someone shove an Xbox, complete with accessories and packing, up in this guy's ass, please? THAT would give me some emotional relief.

Bro has clearly reduced his cognitive load as far as he can already

they should use AI to go fuck themselves

I’m sure AI would without a doubt recommend rubbing salt into a wound.

And he actually said it, too!

i feel like if i said this to someone i owe one seppuku

Christ, he’s reacting the way a home gardener does and they say “yep tonight’s frost will def kill off the last of my tomatoes l—what do I do with the green ones?”

I think that producer has to leave this realm

You have to be kidding me jfc The completely unsubtle way of firing so many employees for the direct cause of dumping billions into gen ai...and then turning around and telling said employees to use gen AI to help them get over it 🙃🙃🙃 Like come on this is cartoon villain corporation bs

What an absolute cunt.

Oh he’s definitely still there. But yeah maybe some amount of privacy filter is active.

Can i recommend a tire iron to that producer's kneecaps?

Your coworkers already know you got laid off, because they work for Microsoft. So either they got laid off too and are also looking for work, or they work for Microsoft which isn't hiring right now, because they just did a huge round of layoffs.

🙄

I'm starting to think that producer might be a robot themselves, with them pushing AI and lack of human empathy.

I recommend a visit from Saint Luigi.

Lifetime gamer (50+years) Video Game Retail 7 years Game Dev veteran 10 years Xbox User 14+ years no longer. Got rid of my library Shut down my Xbox Vote w your Wallets

I don't think bro knows what a cognitive load even is

that man should be 86'd with an axe

Xbox producer should go fuck himself

They are going to be asking later why the sales are going to be decreasing.

He should use a **** in the head to cope with being an asshole.

fucking dystopian

Only appropriate response to this:

This is embarrassing

jesus fucking christ

Why would he say this? What's wrong with him?

FUCK AI AND FUCK XBOX PRODUCER.

Like, unironically, he's one of the ONLY PEOPLE at the entirety of Xbox and all its sister and cousin companies who has worked without leaving or getting let go since 2011.

It is very much true.

They hope to stay overseeing it

Presumably a Microsoft AI...

Or heroin

lol this is the most koolaid addled BS middle manager idea of all time

"I know waiting in line to be turned into food is grueling, so have a Soylent Green bar to pep you up! This one was Bob. He was five spaces ahead of you in line."

'Cortana, what's the quickest way to draw the ire of every normal human being?'

That’s his “best advice”?

Is your kitchen on fire? Try stacking bales of hay in your living room and filling your bathtub with oil.

And as someone who is obsessed with the 2018 Avatars She should also join Luigi in his quest to send Billionaires to hell

The absolute gall.

Tell me you've never experienced the warmth of another human being without telling me you've never experienced the warmth of another human being.

“Speak to the psychosis machine! It will make you feel better.”

If someone made this same suggestion to an executive they would be fired for life

Love that this makes them mask off though. Like "Yeah, the only way AI becomes profitable is if we make people addicted and emotionally dependant on it to do thinking for them." Great way to drive people further away.

I recommend that producer cease producing words before one of the laid off workers manually silences him with a staplegun

jfc

Wait, this is not @theonion.com ?

Worker uses AI…gamers say game sucks and gets fired. Yet somehow producer gets his bonus and stock options.

What the fuck does that even mean.

Fuck that guy.

They never do shit except fail upwards.

…The very definition of “tone deaf” if I ever saw one.

This is absolute disgusting, if I weren't already switching away from Microsoft as a whole this would be a good reason to start.

Absolutely disgusting.

Executives not knowing how to shut the fuck up is astounding

i know you're upset about getting fired but it's imperative that you continue to loyally use our latest products. here, have copilot write a nice letter to your friend for you, please god we're literally begging people to use this thing.

Fuck that guy. "Oh we fired you to make shareholders more money, use our chatbot to boost our numbers so we can make even more money off your misery"

I think he should speak from experience, Microsoft should fire him immediately.

This has to be a joke

Excellent point

pound sand

To a normal human that's a snarky comment. To a techtwat, it's genuine advice.

What about the fuckin money, can AI replace that?

"Please use our AI so we can justify why we fired you when the AI has a bump in use"

who owns both PlayStation AND Xbox items??? are you some kind of king???

I hope they're aware that this only hurts the already wounded brand image of Xbox, and I wish a very Luigi upon them.

I can't decide if they really do not give a fuck or have -infinity self awareness

Serial killer levels lack of empathy and self awareness

Unless AI can pay bills, its not going to help.

Does this mean i should replace my xbox with a playstation?

Where is luigi gamer version

Means “don’t call me for a reference and it’s your fault for being meat that likes 4 weeks vacation”