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The volcanoes are all getting jealous

While fighting floods, and all in an unnatural heat.... the Mandate of Heaven is on the move, look out!

No need to imagine, Facebook comments exist.

People would have gone nuts! Believing in gods and the end of the world. Paranoia and suspicion would have been rife. War and famine everywhere. Diseases would have run rampant. So thankful we're past all that 🙃

In the span of a few weeks my nephew's apartment building has had a flood and a fire — I expect locusts are next

p good nova

I sure couldn’t do it!

Stop nova shaming!

if I can see a nova that's pretty super to me

Supernova is either when PBS adds a full grocery selection to their science show, or when Russ & Daughters adds caviar to lox on a bagel.

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Midnova

We are also at Solar Maximum.

don't forget the cicadas/locusts

Good thing that it's an even number of portents, that way they cancel each other out and foretell stability

pass the barf buckets and leave your wallet at home

No need toimagine. Just watch a bunch of evangelical Christians losing their shit and you'll get the idea.

They had those happen. We have records of it.

“We are now checking in with our resident anachronistic, Marjory Taylor Greene. How are you holding up, MTG?” [incomprehensible gibberish] “Haha! Well be careful with that fire pit, that stake in the middle is taller than I am!”

“Aw man we’re totally screwed”

I'm seriously excited by it, it's a once in a lifetime chance in the "fixed stars", but it's not quite a supernova...

Don’t forget the cicadas!

loooool

And it is said that a calf with a human head has been born in Tennessee

you’ve always been a good follow. 🙏

and now a very rare geomagnetic storm

Just imagine living now and having missed all these things, because you live in the wrong part of the world, or went to bed early that night.

b-b-b-baby, you ain't seen nothin yet. 2025 is gonna blow your mind.

Definitely time to sacrifice some rulers. Put them on trial for sex offenses and hiding their wealth. Throw them in the dungeon.