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Quite the wanna-be-king type response!

At least it's accurate.

Inadvertently accurate list

They didn't even bother to try and list any case law or precedent for their arguments.🙄

And the US Attorney isn’t even on this. 28 USC 547 says the US Attorney for the district “shall” prosecute or defend, for the Government, all civil actions…

🤣

Is this as embarrassing as it looks?

Meow 🤣

There’s no f***ing way.

Were GROK, ChatGPT, and DeepSeek all down for maintenance?

Welp better check every citation carefully I’m getting a whiff of ChatGpt me thinks 🤔🧐

Yeah, that sounds about right. ICE must be abolished.

Wowwww

CA AG team right now:

Okay, amaturish, and I suppose indefensible when it's being filed on behalf of the *President of the United States*, but as a litigator, I kinda feel bad laughing at this. Emergency work is very stressful! Mistakes can be made! It's hard out on these streets!

Now THAT'S confidence

I don think they give a shit what the judge decides.

By Fox News do you mean the source of some of the incredible talent of this administration?

Oh this is just...absurd. That's one adjective for it, right?

Pg. 9 ARGUMENT 'The thrust of Plaintiffs’ motion is that the President lacks authority to federalize the State National Guard and to deploy those forces, along with U.S. Marines, to protect federal assets in Los Angeles.' WRONG. From the CA AG. 4-prong test weighs in favor of plaintiff.

seems accurate tbh

Is it mostly blank pages? Suu go old make it easier to consume.

My husband has appeared in front of Judge Breyer several times. He is still laughing. "He does NOT like that sort of thing."

This is why they needed more time?

The usual Trump Org follow through and attention to detail.

footnote.

They could’ve used this:

Should have colored a picture…

Unserious people unqualified for their jobs….

Did they ask Grok? Or they did ask Grok and Grok said:

Trump (a serial liar): "I hire the best." Bondi's brother lost the DC Bar election bigly (over 90% voted against him). Bondi knows how to take illegal bribes from a nonprofit (money other people donated to Trump's fake charity). 2016: www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-po...

Pg. 11 America 'invaded' or 'in imminent danger of invasion'? Judge: I am DYING to hear this. Proceed, counselor.

Clever to write it in invisible ink. Always one step ahead.

Wannabe lawyer Tom Fitton must have written this one!

A good representation of the administration tbh

Well, it is “transparent”, at least.

To be fair, they did file a corrected version that included the TOC and TOA.

@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

I had 2L law clerks who would have refused to file this.

Time pressure is not a valid excuse for such sloppiness. The TOC should auto-populate, and may require 2 minutes of cleanup (at most). The TOA takes 2 minutes to run, but may require 10-15 minutes of cleanup.

“This Page Semi-Intentionally Left Blank” 😳

As an attorney practicing in the Nothern District of California, I can say with some certainty that the clerk would kick this document back if I filed it. There really should be no special favors.

Whatever

I mean, I suppose it's positive that AI didn't fill it full of fake cases, but the bar is on the floor here people....

Did they suddenly get honest?

Irony

Is this an admission that they have no authority in this matter? 😁

Exhibit A ?

Donnie Dotard, you lie to the press, but history is well documented, laws are clear. POTUS is a liar, a thief, and desperate for a civil war to allow him to remain in power forever. We were unprepared for half the Congress to have sold their integrity for second-best country.

One time I had to file a document at the last minute, and my paralegal was out of the office on an emergency. When she got back and saw that I made a mistake on the hearing date, she lost her shit! Paralegals are perfectionists of a different order, and that's why we love them!

Somehow this was the comment that made me comprehend we have become one of those countries where the authorities are so idiotic and corrupt all you can do is make jokes. We really have become a laughingstock and “third world country”

I guess someone forgot to run the mail merge macro to fill in the table… Not sure if this is a comedy or a tragedy (probably both)

What losing all of your competent career employees does to an mf

Seems accurate.

Anyone in my firm who delivered that slop to the court would be summarily fired.

SERIOUS lawyering right there.

Instant classic

My Gawd, the sloppiness, the unprofessional mess, the garbage they produce.....Most of us would be fired for presenting this kind of junk.

The best summary I have yet seen of Trumpist legal thought

Exact opposite of what Trump said in relation to J6.

Respect my [lack of] authority.

They couldn't bring themselves to type "We don't have a leg to stand on."

Here's another Trump admin filing. It has no table of authorities, and no placeholder for one. (It's over five pages long, so under S Ct R 34.2 a TOA was required.) www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

"when it comes to 'authority', we have none, per se..."

It's just the law, for God's sake.

An honest answer!😁

"Whenever there is an insurrection in any State against its government, the President may, **upon the request of its legislature or of its governor if the legislature cannot be convened**, call into Federal service such of the militia of the other States, in the number requested by that State..."

Bended

Goering at Nuremberg trials As you read Trump's opposition motion, note the three things required to bring the people to do the bidding of the leaders: 1) You're being attacked. 2) Accusations of lack of patriotism. 3) Accusations of exposing country to danger. This motion is rife with them.

I’m a licensed attorney and I’ve got bad imposter syndrome so I’ve never practiced. But man, even I know better, damn.

Hitler was, first and foremost, determined to command personally. According to his so-called Leader Principle (Führerprinzip), ultimate authority rested with him and extended downward. At each level, the superior was to give the orders, the subordinates to follow them to the letter.

if you added a few thin, horizontal lines, it would help accentuate the negative space in the filing

I'm not a lawyer, but I imagine this is where someone who is would put important legal information.

Perfection of ignorance, laziness, ineptitude and incompetence....😉

Trump Brief’s Table of Authorities 🤣

This may be the first honest thing they have done- admit there are no authorities in this administration

I do love poetry

Not classified: details of attacks on Yemen Classified: the public law this administration theoretically relies on for their open filings

www.newsweek.com/trumps-los-a...

Points for honesty

Insert this 🖕

Bit on the nose, isn’t it

Alina Habbaesque

The Shysters of the New Confederacy of Dunces.

I guess ChatGPT didn’t come up with anything.