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“Buys” 🤣 …with Elon’s money

I’m scraping together to pray pay property, taxes, and card tabs and these bitches are selling cars on the White House Lawn

If he wanted to show ACTUAL confidence, he would of course not just pretend to buy a single car but demonstrably buy TONS of #Tesla stock. Or not. Thread: bsky.app/profile/idio...

Vice President Trump doing a car commercial for President Musk. MAGA idiots will soon be buying EV’s when just a few months ago they hated EV’s. #Idiocracy2025

Meanwhile the economy and country are going to hell.

Car&Driver says the Model 3 -the cheapest one- starts at $44,130. I’ll believe them. Trump is lying again.

Has anybody told him they aren’t fueled by petroleum?

The boycott is working

Tesla name is bad news like the convicted felon. Elon has lost his mind and getting worse.

Is it safe?

If a trump is driving a Tesla, for sure the entire company will fail. It’s the golden rule.

If this does not prove that Elon is the real president, then I do not know what will.

They really ran a Tesla ad at the White House? Everything is stupid

"Only $35,000... before #TrumpTax"

Corporatocracy is too hard to pronounce so we'll just call it idiocracy. "Brought to you by Carl Jr's and some disgusting Nazi car company"

Not the first time he's done this.

Honestly surprised it took this long for the infomercials to start. Glad to see musk remember he’s got a car company.

Jumping the shark: Leader of the Free World™ shills garbage cars while the Stock Market™ tanks and Foreign Relations™ spiral toward the drain Now to our agent on the ground, Arthur Fonzarelli

That’s humiliating.

This. #TeslaTakedown

she should sell it and donate the money to charity tbh or bonfire it up.

Holy crap that's exactly it. No bet!

He hasn't fixed anything he promised but he is out buying a Tesla because Elon is butt hurt

Low energy

If anyone thinks he actually parted with any of his own cash I have a wonderful bridge for sale.

Hatch Act

$35,000 is a lot if you have just been laid off. Also they could be free, I will never buy a Tesla

He looks like it is causing him physical pain to read Elon's sales pitch

Surprised he remembered her name

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Our president is hawking unsellable lemon vehicles from the White House lawn. Putin has won.

This purchase should save a sinking ship ABC Always be conning

On his script it appears to show the lowest price for a Tesla $59,000.

He didn’t buy that piece of garbage and we all know it.

How much of a Tesla is subject to Trump’s tariffs?

This makes me, as an American, feel cheap and dirty.

Car salesmen, used and new, deserve better than this association. …okay, slightly better. but still.

He doesn’t understand the thought process of a regular person making a large purchase. It doesn’t matter if he makes it trendy if he tanks the economy

Used-car salesman or used car-salesman?

The scary part is that he actually believes this could have a positive impact on Tesla sales! 😳

It's like from the "3rd Rock from the Sun" TV show.

*sell

That cheap SOB doesn’t pay for anything

he knows how to drive a golf cart, a vehicle I doubt it, he was chauffeured even to school as a child. That may be why he was so mean they had to send him to 'military school' where he learned all about bone spurs.

Tesla will sink further.

Is POTUS a car dealer? Strange country

I did not have Tesla car fire on my bingo card. Anyone?

Used cars salesman selling us Benny's super sales infront of the god damn white house because his vizier gave an unprompted Nazi salute twice

And Michelle’s bare arms.

You're right. Trump can't even button his jacket because it would show what a fat Ass he is.

I hear it’s pretty low, Jimi! Not all Teslas are expensive!

The bar is never low enough.

Embarrassed for America. From Whitman, Frost, Raymond Carver and ‘Marquee Moon’… to this. So sad.

I still wouldn’t buy one

Let’s face it , Trump is Saul Goodman without the brains.

It’s like a nightmare you wake up from and go phew, but then realise it’s reality and this person really is President of the USA.

Well compared to eggs...

It is, a violation of the Hatch Act, in fact.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/iva... www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/5/2...

First thing I thought of.

Saw recently that he was on the outs there? But apparently that’s murky at best? There’s some drama it seems! amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...

Well, he did sell his Trump Bibles and meme coin

Don't you remember him trying to sell fucking beans in the oval office last term?

Trump == Trash!

It feels like our country has become the entire trailor park trash and the white house is the new trap house

Talk about disgracing the office! What's he going to shill for next?

Musk intends to rule over the world. This is what runaway wealth brings.

Mango doesn’t even drive

I'm sure his granddaughter has a lot of PSone nostalgia for that thing...

This guy has no clue about prices. He’s never had to work and buy a car. He doesn’t even know how to drive! But he’s here doing a commercial for Elon saying it’s cheap. What an asshole!

“Stainless steel”… Maybe you can escape.

I mean… some might say this is a ginormous conflict of interest - and infomercial for Tesla by our commander in chief - but what do I know.

Is he trying to kill his granddaughter???

I will continue to flip off the drivers of cyber trucks

LOL buying a Tesla w taxpayer money as symbolic action. Someone is becoming desperate here :D

Lord, please help us! We got ourselves in this Hellish Trump Maggot and Elon Fascist mess. But, Lord, please help us!

We are living through the prequel to Idiocracy

This is absolutely repulsive. How embarrassing to be an American in this mess.

Safe! Those trucks are well know to be unsafe.

QVC, Whitehouse edition

Well, she’s a Trump…

Yikes. He must not like his granddaughter.

soooo, he actually went all the way to ACTUAL shady car salesman ?!

Just so embarrassing and beneath the Office...

I wouldn't own one if you gave it to me. The damn thing tracks everything you do, more-so than a cell phone. It can be shutdown by people at Tesla anytime, denied support on a whim, feels cheap, insane insurance, not comfortable, hated more than BMWs, ... list goes on.

bsky.app/profile/kati...

i mean. burning it could be fun. what are they worth now, $20?

Nailed it

🤣

Leon: I saved your ass, you owe me. Go talk about my cars, better yet, purchase one. Trash: I don't drive Leon: I don't care. Pretend you're a generous person and you're buying it for a gift.

Trump: These Teslas are beautiful. So beautiful. Obviously I wouldn’t be seen dead in one myself. So the one I am pretending to buy is getting punted on to my granddaughter. She has shit taste in cars, she doesn’t care what she drives.

Every other car manufacturer to Trump: please do not endorse our brand!

I hope she doesn't try to tie anything with it. The tow package falls off

🤔 He might as well update his business card – Car Salesman… or should it be Used Car Salesman?

Check’s in the mail, right?

Every day he debases the office of the presidency.

This is far from the most important issue, but I hope some journalist follows up to see if he really buys his granddaughter a cybertruck as promised.

If Dump & Elonia think his pathetic car salesman cosplay is going to sell one single extra Tesla, they really are as dumb as they look. The WHOLE REASON people're dumping Teslas & the stock is the same reason people moved out/ got name removed from buildings labeled Trump. MOST PEOPLE HATE YOU TWO!