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They have no deals! These people are telling you bullshit and without documents or a framework, it doesn't exist.

It’s all right there, on Truth social. /s 🙄

Wonder if judges will agree with “national emergency” claims if it doesn’t even merit a full written policy.

Proof yet again they are making this shit up as they go.

Hahahahahaha....lunatic Lutnick.

There are no agreements

Because the “deals” are imaginary. Trump is simply playing favorites.

What are we expecting then, a note "awesome deals!" on a single page?

Or any at all

Licknut just makes shit up. He’s so greasy.

120 deals in 120 days. Or something.

Lutnick: We don't want to bore you with the details (because it doesn't exist).

…or even a one line agreement written on the back of a cocktail napkin.

Protip: then it isn't a trading agreement.

Nutlicks lips moved. Ergo he lied...

🤡🤡

Real Nutnick.

Meaning: There are none.

there's no document because no President can set tariffs or make trade deals, only Congress when is that tariff appeals court decision coming out because I am going to need more popcorn ready when the orange-infant has a week-long melt down online and bracing for the next Epstein distraction soon

TLDR; trust me bro

Do they just spit in their hands and shake?

According to Diddler Don, tariffs themselves are trade deals.

Here’s the deal…there are no deals

Nutlick has doubled his families wealth in 6 months! He wants huge tariffs to buy the debt 20 cents on the dollar! Then when tariffs found unconstitutional by Trump he gets the 100% making 80% of of tariffs! He is doing it because he did not want that position! So screwing the World for more $

Or a one page one either.

What we're gonna find, eventually, is cancelled checks written directly to Donald Trump.

“There’s no written agreement because it’s extortion. And the other countries love it.“

Nutlick

Soooo.... no deal? Maybe in two more weeks.

Cuz there ain’t no written documents. FFS.

Any business since the dawn of commerce: “Always get any deal in writing.” Every “smart businessman” in this administration: “They know. We know. You know. We don’t need these ’complex’ documents mucking things up. You don’t need to see that. ”

Dear USA, We agree to open our market. Thank you, Vietnam

“EPSTEIN FILES “

And who in the world Can afford it?

Hahahahahahahaha

because it does not exist. Liars

Jings, no one wants your food products ya fool, you shut down testing and quality control thanks to doge

Yet again another Republican who can't answer a simple f'ing question. They all talk this way now. 😠

Signature? Generous.

That's not how it works. JFC

So actually no agreement. Trumps just talking out of his ass again.

...cos there isn't one?

Doesn't exist

2 weeks?

Lutnick is probably correct. To be that long it would have to be tax cuts and elimination of regulations that impact fellow oligarchs.

It's hard to find any documentation with all that smoke and mirrors stuff going on.

So, there are NO ACTUAL AGREEMENTS, just verbal discussions and the odd handshake upon greeting each party. Nothing concrete, nothing formal ie: NO TRADE AGREEMENTS AT ALL. Just lots of🤞 Assholes!

One day we'll get to send this loudmouth back to the used car lot that he came from.

So , there are no agreements.

Lunatick is lying again.

"Trust my bald head, bro," is all we will get.

It’s tattooed on Tramp’s ass.

I just got a copy of trumps trade agreement...

“…a big long 250 page trade agreement” is what the rest of the world calls simply a trade agreement. Laziness has always been a feature of Trump businesses, USA included.

So they basically have no agreements

That's because there aren't any. But Nutlick should at least know that such agreements ARE written down!

We're going to find squat, nutlick.

Bananas have been 29 cents a LB for years but this week they are 69 cents a LB!!!! They are all imported, the US doesn't grow them.

Ok

Trade agreements are ratified by Congress.

People are going to die as a result. The backlash is going to be terrible.

All the so-called 'deals' were written on post-it notes.

There may not be “a big long 250 page trading agreement”, but US consumers will be paying higher prices for goods from those (& other countries) which in reality is a tax increase that goes mostly to cover the cost of the tax decrease for the wealthy!

👀

Real actual trade agreements are a damn sight longer than 250 pages. The trade agreement from Trump’s first term was over 1000 pages. Real trade agreements have to be complicated! Because trade is complicated!!

...the Cat That Ate the Canary, Licknuts, helped the Failed Casino guy convert taxpayer dollars to crypto bitcoin to gamble on it...

😄😄😄

Idiots with money.

Or people who choose to be idiots on purpose.

The characters in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” seem like absolute geniuses compared to this idiotic and incompetent cabinet! This group is a bunch imbeciles! Total and utter fools!

The shame is that their voters aren’t just idiots, they’re dupes. They don’t just vote for it, they buy the bulls**it and the merch to go with it.

You spelled destroyed wrong.

and with an MMA event on the Whitehouse lawn we will be full Idiocracy

Or have a nice signal chat about it, inviting John Doe from Missouri.

Love it

Trump's handshake makes it a legal deal. Snort

The tell.

250 pages of Trump's Demands 🤦🏽‍♀️

Why not, 🌰lick?

So basically there isn't an agreement? Fucking heard, Chef!

And you’re not going to find a one page document either.

These Trump admin fucks are so high off the smell of their own farts, they can’t get enough of it

How about 5 paragraphs?

Narrator: “There were no trading agreements.”

Reading is for pussies.

Nothing in writing. They don’t want our beef.

Carl is trying. 👍

In English: There is NO DEAL!! We are just LYING to all of you!

The documentation is on Pam’s desk with the Epstein files

It's meaningless if it's not written down and signed by both sides.

in two weeks. OK, we're gonna extend that another 4 weeks. zzzzzzzzzzz. forgotten. Just like that health care plan back in term 1. Never saw it.

They're with the Epstein files now.

It’s all a grift. Smoke and mirrors. Do not pay attention to the mane behind the curtain.

Wait.. there’s trade deals within and beyond the promised 100 days and now Luttnick isn’t going to brag about his promise ?

And lies

Yes, the shit coming out of the dick tater’s mouth is not law.

There are no agreements. Just the rantings of a madman.

Don't anyone hold your breath, because written documentation almost certainly won't be released (if it even exists, with signatures) anymore than they'll release #TheEpsteinFiles!

The next Great Depression. That's the Project 2025 plan.

Among other things, these guys are fucking allergic to actual work.

It's all in the crazed mind of the Old Criminal in the Oval Office.

Did he mean a 2500 page trade agreement? Why do I have a feeling it's written down on a bar napkin.

@nytimes.com

Translation: no deals have happened.

Because these agreements do not exist?

Verbal deals or commands by the orange dictator are not legal or binding agreements.

lol in other words, everyone knows Trump lies 24/7 but never faces consequences for it, so…

When Sibera is a Tropical Zone

Whe there is an actual deal.

All MAGA trade deals are performative - not actual.

You're not gonna find a big, long, 250 page trade agreement. Or any sort of trade agreement.

There are no deals

You don’t need 250 pages for a “concept” of a deal.

Disingenuous asshole.

Hey Lugnut, tell us what you did while living next door to Epstein for 10 years!

Bc Nutlick knows there aren't any

Wouldn’t surprise me if these knuckle draggers haven’t signed a single real trade deal.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Trust me. It was a handshake agreement" Every Sopranos episode ever.

Because they don’t exist!!

They're probably written on the back of Big Mac wrappers.