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how big is my dick?

Hegseth thinks stupid MAGA bumper sticker slogans are policy. It's hard to figure out who is stupider, Trump or Hegseth.

Making it rhyme doesn't improve the clear asinine content.

Spoken like a true war criminal.

What a bunch of utter bullcrap, very poorly delivered.

Did Pegseth drink too much home brew again.

Slogans with no substance

Annoying constitution always getting in the way.

I remember when I was a junior officer … my division Chief (CPO) would just laugh.

Nice work there, insulting vets and current military.

Fox News programming coming from the Oval Office. All for show. So sad.

Unless we’re dealing with Russia

Who are these people that looked at our country and demanded more death?

Pete will do what he says while he is drinking scotch?

The words of Christ….

Full Metal Moron

Listening to that alcoholic idiot makes me gag.

It’s like we have a pair of Truck Nuts serving as SoD

Bone spurs?

He's definitely got The Art of War and Musashi's Book of Five Rings on his bookshelf, and hasn't read either

Let’s check in with the Spartans on how this worked out.

Yup, yup, yup!

All these guys love to hear themselves talk. They love hearing themselves spew things they think are intelligent. He should resign from whatever post he thinks he's in charge of. Conspiracy to commit crimes is a thing.

What?!?!?

Says the guy who’s afraid to wash his hands

SOMEONE has to put this to music

You're gonna raise up brainless automatons.

jack booted brownshirts is what they're making

These are not real men.

War is coming

Meanwhile, when whatever wars they create are happening. He'll be cowering in a bunker. It's a shame that the leaders no longer have to lead the troops into battle. They wouldn't be so keen on war then.

And, unfortunately, not a Canada Goose. Such a goose would have more sense.

🎯🎯🎯

They want a Jason Statham movie on every corner.

well i doubt they have solid union backed contracts , i would suspect any new hires by this regime to be fireable on the spot. so there is that at least

Were these the warriors spreading mulch and picking up trash, Pete? Cool to see he’s just going straight to violence too. Message received Kegstand, the 2nd Amendment doesn’t just apply to conservatives Lotta people about to find that fact out

Here's a thought, if the fox news weekend sports anchor doesn't like the military asthetic, he should fuck off back to civilian life.

MC Kegbreath drops a verse

If he says “ethos” one more time I’m going to get lethal.

I cannot WAIT to be the first in line to smack the smug off of every single fascist in this administration. Line em up boys! I know I'll need help but by gawd, smite the smug! Smite the smug!

This is such childish and ridiculous bullshit. Hegseth with that IQ should not be in charge

WTF?! Please tell me I am dreaming and wake me up!!! I will now go and throw up

Word poetry or word salad?

He thinks half the country are domestic enemies paulstreet.substack.com/p/the-fascis...

Never in our history have we seen the biggest pussys ever talk like they are the toughest badasses. Bone Spurs sits there while his former news anchor tells us how tough they are. Who is buying this Nazi Propoganda?

Your kids can jump on the front line first

holy word salad batman!

No warrior, just criminals and cowards.

KEGSBREATH IS A LOSER 🤬

Pete Hegseth is a pussy. Pass it on.

Hegseth continued: "Gin n' tonics, not supersonics. Chasers and shots, not drones and bots. Whiskey fleets, not feigned retreats!"

Facts!

“Meat for the grinder,” as our Ukrainian compatriots put it.

🙃

His education isn't great. He meant, "...rise up as murderers."

Fuck him.

Well I feel so safe now.

Pitifully comical.

He’s a pathological liar, conman and malignant narcissistic. I hope this helps.🤦‍♀️

The US military is becoming just another branch of Trump’s henchmen😢

They wouldn’t have cared.

Thank you kindly. 🤟🏼

MAGA has always supported Project 2025; it’s their manifesto. Did they read it, know what it contained? Highly unlikely. They just didn’t care as long as their bigoted, law-breaking, anti-establishment, gun supporting, white nationalist Demi-god got into power.

They crave it. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Fam if you’re waiting for republicans to see the light you’ll be waiting a very long time

They don't stand up for democracy because they don't want a democracy. They are Nazis who want an autocracy, and they are making it happen. It is a sloppy job, done mostly by television personalities, but it is effectively destroying our country nonetheless.

😢

🎯 MAGA is a science experiment, without the science, gone really really bad.

🎯

Get in line🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮!

I will truly 🤮 🤢 VOMIT IF TRUMP IS GIVEN A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

You can't make this shit up

Idiocracy plus alcoholism.

DEpartment of WAR has an abbreviation for the SecDef’s inebriation. 👇 (white label mandatory).

nothing screams the honor of the warrior ethos like blasting a random boat of unaggressive folks from a great distance away

these motherfuckers are planning soooooooo many war crimes

Fake strongmen

THAT’S NOT THE COUNTRY THAT WE WANT, KEGBREATH

Every vapid son-of-a-moron (I know some personally) who voted for this on the basis that Trump was going to "end wars" and "get the US out of foreign wars" can kiss my enraged middle-aged ass. We were *always* headed here. They just wanted cover for their shitty vote.

He and #CadetBoneSpurs happy to prosecute WAR with American (not their, not MAGA, not GOP) lives.

How that black op go in North Korea anyway?

It should be a capital crime!

Arrest and charge

…is he trying to do slam?

"Noise": Seems it's all because of Epstein ("diversion"; aka, "don't look here") 🙄

Since she is buried on private property no one can dig her up. Just happened to 'fall down the stairs' the day her NDA expired.

Washington Post article, stated that Maxwell and Ivana were part of the same social circle. In the same article, convicted fraudster Steven Hoffenberg claimed that Maxwell became "friendly" with Ivana during the early 1990s.

It is crazy that there wasn't more of a public outcry to investigate her death.

But it would be a fun place to start. Maybe a mini guillotine on the national Mall.

Oh man, those notes on the desk in front of him...

Terrorists.

The sad thing is that there’s a scary number of male youths that are eager to sign up for it. They believe Fortnite has been training them for war and they are prepared. Most of these kids couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag.

Horrific and probably true.

globalization — synchronicity

Oh, ain’t he so pretty! I see him in front of his soft focus makeup mirror, practicing different facial expressions as he tells himself that he, like the wicked stepmother from Snow White and the 7 dwarfs, is the fairest in the land!

You know what they say about expectations? PREMEDITATED RESENTMENTS. They’ll kill you on the inside.

cont: "Bone spurs will not slow us down and no fishing boat can survive our force."

Murderers