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Funny... his suit's looking a little tight around the waist...

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Clearly…

Same vibes

Hard PT 🤣

Fascism is, to a large degree, obsessed with appearances.

Because generals are front line soldiers needing to carry out physical combat? Think NFL...no "larger" coaches? No Bill Belichek? No Andy Reed?

He's one of those leaders that gets the entire company wiped out because of his sheer pig headedness and lack of experience.

Usamerican peak idiocracy.

Used to be we’d take disciplinary action against soldiers with Nazi tattoos and a history of domestic violence; I find that more disturbing & a threat to national defense than a general with a few extra pounds…

Hegseth says we should not have fat military members, & that includes Generals.He wants the image of ferocity and health. It should extend to our Commander in Chief. We should not have a CiC who is fat, with cankles, hand bruises,with orange glazed roasted turkey skin, who falls asleep at meetings

youtu.be/0ysM54tK8Ns?... We want loyal men, women and CHRIST PROFESSED EUNUCHS SEE!. HOW DARE YOU BETRAY THE PEOPLE WHO PAY YOU! GTFOH LITTLE MAN! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EITHER GOD OR HONOR YOU FAKE FASCIST FUCK!

YESSS, precisely! This is just Nazi shit, yet again

My wife no-repped him on each one lol

When I was a kid, I swear those were called the "girl" pullups (palms toward you) because they were easier than palms turned away. Or maybe I have that backward

I’m 74 and can do better than that

I was thinking about this same video when I read that.

Yeah, none of those would count in a military fitness test. Not even close. Remedial PT for cadet Hegseth.

Is that real???????? We should send him this. youtube.com/shorts/l6-aI...

Thanks for sharing that!

Is it terrible I could hear this in the cheetoh's in chief's voice? XD

I was not aware that bending the elbow is regular hard PT. I guess it is as much as he is the secretary of war.

If Hegseths NO FATTIES rules applied to ICE (aka NAZI SS), then 94% of ICE troopers are gone! 86 34F 47

I'm sure forcing out experienced and knowledgeable officers with decades of experience because they've aged won't have any negative repercussions for the strategic effectiveness of America's army. /s

So, is there a behind the curtains reason for them being called there?

Wait until Trump takes the stage....

This sounds VERY ~DEI .. To elaborate- it's not the quality of their capabilities, especially the officers... It's how they look! Hegseth planning to send steroids to every enlisted? trump still PISSED OFF re his 'toy soldier' parade ... hahahaha FUQ U!

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"This meeting could have been an email", more like it could have been a drunk text.

Our President is so dumb he believes right wing propaganda that Portland is literally on fire because there is an insurrection against the ICE Agents. youtu.be/HNL3ad9IohI?...

Was that part of Trump’s message? x.com/kgrandia/sta...

I guarantee if he ever did a triathlon (sprint distance), he would keep those sharpied numbers on his arms and legs for a week, and then lecture an ironman about running technique.

And do more pushups.

MacArthur was pretty similar to hegseth in politics, style, and dominant mommy

Buy those Novo Nordisk shares

LOLOL look at this sloppy weasel of a man prancing in front of a flag like he thinks he's Patton. SMDH

Military officers obsessed with the psychical appearance of the men are not famous for their competence

But can you bring your wife with you?

Is this useless pendejo talking about fartface?

Pls do and make it a punk rock band.

Any director worth his weight in nickels would have called for cutaway reaction shots of the largest Generals in the audience.

Watch Pete struggle. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

What about Trump??

What about fat presidents that can’t walk up a flight of stairs?

The idea that someone can't be heavy and also fit and powerful is kind of ridiculous when, so I hear, a large portion of America's army today subsists on protein bars, peanut butter and energy drinks. You don't want your soldiers "cut", you want the strongman, brick shithouse look

Oh Dear... Where does this leave the 'commander in chief' and his love for fast food?....

One of which would be, “if I’m faced with a choice between We the People and this guy, I’m clear about which way I’m choosing.”

Old enough to remember this sad excuse for pull-ups.

Dare I say I almost miss the Trump 1.0 era. It was mainly just him being the boorish loose cannon, as the people surrounding him kept his worst impulses in check. Then he had 4 years to evaluate and appoint the worst Trump Mini-Mes across his cabinet.

This is the only general he's qualified to speak in front of

What about our president?

He failed as an Military Officer, amd now he is jealous of the success of those who didnt. one of those guys that have nothing to offer beyond high PT scores. I would bet his OERs are filled with "met the standards" on everything else.

Ugly, useless man

Um does that apply to the commander in chief as well? What a joke

But the commander in chief can be a fat slob.

Seriously, is he fat shaming his audience?!? 🤬

Troops who can't keep up with physical standards will eventually be released. Not because of looks, but because the work requires it. I'm sure the 'fat troops' Hesgeth is whinging about are perfectly capable.

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I see the Secretary is fat shaming the military. Perhaps he should chat with the president regarding his eating habits.

Did you hear Trump ask people to raise their hand if they didn't like "Raising Cane's" approach to Iran? Surprise, no one did!

Everyone in that audience must be so pissed that they left their important jobs just to listen to this dipshit.

Any better?

That’s funny - I think it’s completely unacceptable to see a fatheaded Secretary of Defense. Or War, even.

“You have to look good on teevee, like I’ve had to do on the channel that had to pay $878,000,000 for lying. YOU CANNOT LOOK FAT, LIKE OUR DEAR LEADER AND GOD EMPEROR.”

Guess it's ok for those ICE guys tho

Their kids probably already know.

Wow.

I wonder how many in the audience are thinking about friendly fire.

And the Orange guy? Pete what about him?

What next? Mandatory beer at breakfast for all troops?

The modern military replaces saltpeter with Testosterone.

Fat shaming the top brass? They all have to look at the so-called commander in chief. He can't even walk 18 holes of golf. #FuckFascism

being an alcoholic is totally fine though, apparently. Pass that bourbon around, come on.

So this is bro speech! Any military person should be highly insulted I'm sorry this is unacceptable.

It all starts with having a rapist for SecDef.

I'd love to see the fattest general in the room march up there and just knock Whiskey Pete TFO

We spent millions of our tax dollars to fly all our military leaders to this meeting, so he could put it on line, for all of us to see him tell us that he wants an all white, male, shaven, shirt off fit military? Never mind the absolute insulting way he presented it.

I bet it’s hard for all those generals and admirals to look back at a someone who is so obviously and severely their intellectual inferior.

Today's event automatically brings this to mind - and not in a good way!

Does sucking down alcohol count as hard PT?

But it’s so much fun to waste tax dollars.

It also means no alcoholics, so step down Heggie.

Fat-shaming your generals is a bold move.

plus all servicemen and women actually have to salute his pickled ass! 86 34F 47

He hit himself in the balls with a skateboard.

OMG Tell me this isn't happening

Can we have fitness tests for presidents?

No, it wasn't. That's why there's no legible text or gun straps, and the restaurant is layed out wrong.

No this is from when it was still very easy to spot Ai, did you even look at the image?

Yes, please let's stop using AI generated photos and memes. To portray 'Mericans as: Fat White guys Older White guys Gun-totting in public Dressed in camouflage... In a burger joint Is just such a reality stretch! Good catch! Oh, AI missed their MAGA hats, so yeah thats the AI tell! 86 34F 47

They must be terrible shots. All those burgers hit them in the mouth before they could shoot them.

I cannot with this fucking empty suit. How dare he!

Dude can’t even do a pull up. 😂

“let me prove I’m in over my head by looking stupid in front of the people who are supposed to support my ability to make decisions and lead.” - heck of job Peter.

Anyone want to place bets on how fat (and drunk) he’s going to at 60?

Since the TACO tyrant is 'Commander-in-Chief' of the military, will he be required to fulfill these 'PT' standards? "We don't want any fat generals..." #BrigadierBoneSpurs

What a waste of time and money!! Really want an accounting of the cost to bring these people to this meeting! Just called my Senator (Duckworth) and asked her to find out the cost.

Yeah, we saw you trying to do pull-ups. A real model of physical fitness, you are.