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That horse will be praying she isn’t armed 😒

Didn't she just cancel out what she said? Come here for freedom, but don't come here?

"but if you come here the right way" girl, i'm TRYING, but not only is the time for visa procesing getting longer cuz you're making everyone hunt ppl in home depot parking lots, you're constantly inventing new reasons why i shouldn't be allowed to.

Clive Bundy used that Cowboy hat to portray a false image just like her.

new pitch idea: run this background music and speech over an AI video of her just shooting dogs.

She's on the horse on the clip, and under it when the camera stopped!

I just can't take any of these people seriously.

Has anyone checked on the horse?

Noem is a flaming asshole

None of this is true. They are rounding up citizens and people following the rules. So yeah. Fuck this cunt.

yes!😅

You know what horror is? After filming she shot the horse

The #TrumpRegime keeps ignoring Judge's Orders How many lawyers will be disbarred? How many will face Tribunals? Now: DOJ blames DHS? A cage match: Bondi vs Noem 1- www.rawstory.com/el-salvador-... 2- www.publicnotice.co/p/bill-pulte... 3-Reminder www.newsweek.com/trump-lawyer...

There’s a prison cell in her future.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she fancies herself as Dale Evans or Annie Oakley. But we all know she has a dark soul.

Let's at least give it some credit for opening with the back end of a horse.

I wasn’t aware the opening cinematic for Far Cry 7 had dropped.

Oh…Kristi on a horse again with a camera crew. Performance bullshit at its best. 🙄

She neglected to mention the part where, even if you are here legally, sometimes mistakes are made and you will be separated from your partner and children and relocated to a foreign country you have never been to.

Good god that is more sick stuff. Rename it “Fox & Fiends” they are hideous

From the just timeline.

🤮🤮🤮

"Anyone who searches for freedom can always find a home here." She definitely had a good chuckle at that one.

Fly the not so friendly skies of TSA this holiday season. And think of me...

And she even softened her voice for it.

And the horse’s name: Albert Einstein.

May she rotten in jail soon!!

As Aaron is found of saying, beyond parody ...

This is the type of satirical ad they run in movies, where the protagonist sees visions of fascist future....

I've been thinking about Jonestown for some reason.

Mount Rushmore is so fitting.

#embarrassing

Attempts to be majestic then you get a cut of Melania in her Spy vs. Spu gear at the inauguration

Cos-Playing fool, wasting taxpayer $200M on an unnecessary advertising campaign.

Next up for Cosplay Noem: the orange jump suit look.

The horse did a good job. I hope the animal was appropriately compensated.

Why are they paying to advertise on FOX?!?!?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢

And her Spy vs Spy hat. I had forgotten all about that and it made me laugh

Clocked that, lol

That got dark.

This whole administration, from the president on down, is one big PR operation - albeit, a false one.

Basket of deplorables?? More apt, basket of repulsive freaks.

Lighting suggests CG

All on the taxpayer dime.

History books will have a field day with all the wacky and deranged content from this disgraceful era of America.

Sockening

How much did taxpayers pay for her to make these ridiculous ads?

OMG Kristi seems to think a lot of herself. This ad is ridiculous. She should go into acting instead whatever she is trying to accomplish as DHS.

The only immigrants welcome now are 7,500 a year WHITE South Africans

This is almost as embarrassing as the job that plastic surgeon did on her face....oof.

I ain't watching this plastic faced no ass fascist parade around like queen shit. No thanks

I love that 220 million tax dollars went into this. I just love it. No I'm not building this large apparatus to help with harvesting chickens or other livestock, no it's not related at all, I said I love it.

she wouldn't even pass for a cowgirl in texass

Damage control damage control!

She made the horse into glue. Guaranteed.

She belongs in The Hague

Heaven's Gate. Michael Cimino. FORTY Billion Devaluation off dollar. Absolutely Incompetent Administration. Fight Fascism With Everything You Have. Freedom, Liberty, and Democracy will Prevail. #Freedom #Liberty #Democracy #Fight #Fascism #taco #Epstein

What the fuck is this?

What?! 🤬

😡

"...to become part of something special..."

The administration that was going to eliminate waste, fraud and abuse is running up the deficit daily with their fraudulent spending.

Trump trash. Faux trash.

That's all AI, right?

What a dumb ad

A huge waste of tax dollars!

Skank!

🤮

abcnews4.com/news/nation-... I thought they are punished ?

Goebbels would be so proud

This is low key an add for progressivism and they’re too stupid to see it (at least the first half, I couldn’t stomach the whole thing).

Yuck 🤮. There's trash. Did a Nascar pit crew have to get her face attached while filming? She's just pure trash.

To ride beneath Rushmore and speak of punishment is to dress tyranny in patriot’s garb. True liberty is not a costume, nor a horse—it is justice for all.

As one who grew up watching western tv shows, I’m trying to conjure a snake uprising for her next performative ride.

Break the law and they’ll get you? Can you inform her about the criminals at the White House and Mar a lago?

All I can think about while watching Noem's video is Penny from The Big Bang Theory's hemorrhoids commercial.

Are we sure that isn’t AI?

Not enough ❤️s for this

High Plains Grifter

Available either as DHS Barbie or Cowgirl Barbie. Dogkiller Barbie has been discontinued due to lack of consumer demand.

The 2028 Presidential Campaign of Kristi Noem

🤣

Community theater would have done something more meaningful.

ding ding ding

Absolutely vomit inducing.

OMG, she thinks she can run for President! Pillow talk with Corey has convinced them she is the chosen one! Go ahead dog killer and Cricket will be making commercials!

So much for taking today off!

So much comedy material just in that ridiculousness…

Poor horse! She is fucking the horse she rode in on!

And the horse you rode in on! (Couldn't resist the literary and visual accuracy. To be clear: I am in no way promoting violence towards animals. Unlike the aforementioned Noem.)🙂

Hey crazy cruel cowgirl, according to your own report, you are almost exclusively traumatizing law-abiding members of our communities (see chart below), which is UNACCEPTABLE to decent Americans. We demand to know how much of OUR MONEY you spent on this nauseating piece of cosplaying PROPAGANDA.

Extremely fashy due to the corruption it's trying to protect. bsky.app/profile/webr...

Fascist Barbie strikes again!

On her way to find and torch Indian settlements as per her thanksgiving tradition.

These people are so bizarre

All hat no cattle but to a weaponized degree

Haha! My dad used to say “what a load of happy horseshit.” You reminded me of him.

Don’t forget she killed a goat too.

She gets to that once she realizes the horse is more attractive than she is.

Or if the horse simply doesn't work hard enough one day 🤷🏼‍♀️

We don't know that.

She’s already killed 2 horses that is known - same gravel pit as Cricket the dog. Also a goat - that wasn’t a clean kill - witnessed by a landscaper.

She needs ot be impeached for disregarding a judge's order.

The word for the day boys and girls is “narcissist”.

She's a lying bitch.

Indistinguishable from SNL skit.

She sounds like she’s holding her nose while she’s speaking. Trump must be there during filming. They both belong in prison

The way she described it, America doesn’t sound very “free” to me anymore.

As if I needed another reason to despise her, she sets a terrible example riding without a helmet.

I can’t wait for Newsom’s response.

Makes my skin crawl--not exaggerating. So creepy.

Everything is about staged performances without substance.