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I found it on the internet.

Yeah, because she is the oracle.What an asshole she is.

Unless you're in Ohio where Republicans take bribes from energy companies to keep prices high.

Guys! Listen up, I'm going to say something that's true now.

Trump is by far the most honest and non-pedophiliac president the US has ever had, and it must be true because I’m posting it on social media😉

She wouldn't know causation from correlation if it hit her upside the head.

ROFL!

Oops, she forgot the word ’not’.

How about you show the public services available in Blue States that do not exist in low population red states. Get some statistics education sweetie.

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Obviously NOT true if its coming out of her mouth.

It's not even funny anymore 🤢🤮

Cool story, Bish. But I like my reliable infrastructure

Could she be any more ridiculous?

Seriously?

From the administration that brought us "alternative facts."

I miss Ron Zeigler

Alabama would like a word…

I needed a laugh

*obviously true*??????? 🤣😜😁😜🤣😜😁😂😁😜🤣😜😁😂😁😜🤣😜😁😂😁😜🤣😜😁😂😁😜🤣😜😁😂😁😜🤣

We can always tell when the administration is lying, their mouth is open.

It’s abhorrent

She makes Sean Spicer look like Edward R. Murrow.

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there are so many…😭

States with low populations use less energy.

Does she say why or by how much; or is this just cherry picked spin?

She has that backwards, if she’s saying it, it’s DEFINITELY a lie! 🤬

Yeah, that's totally how that works.

Obviously not…

Global warming denial is winning

Red states suck ass KKKaroline

That is hilarious...because she says it up there it has to be true..the absorbtion by Trump is complete!

😂😂😂

Please stop trying to take the NYT pitchbot's job. It's unseemly.

Somebody killed this stupid person that out here in California we’d like having cleaner air. That’s a choice we make, and the federal government should not be telling us how to do our business.

Not credible.

If Axis Sally is saying it, then it's obviously true...

Bwahahaha!

A true confession of a big lie . Having to say what you say is true before you say it. If it is true you can just say it . No qualifiers needed.

Chick’s got severe daddy issues.

How is that a "blue" or "red" issue? Someone needs to teach her the difference between correlation and causation

This is what a Khunt looks like.

It's beyond pathetic that she thinks it's clever to act like a nimcompoop

Hahahahaha

Narrator: "it wasn't true or fascinating"

She gets paid for this....I mean....her hubby dumped money for this....

This is the whole playbook: vibes masquerading as data, podiums replacing evidence, and Fox amplifying it as fact. If saying it confidently made it true, reality would’ve collapsed years ago.

If you have to say it.....

Her side gig is Wallet Inspector on the Metro

Isnt it about time for her to go on permanent maternity leave like a good little trad wife?

Now I completely know it’s false.

Great! Now do grocery prices and the Epstein files!

fun fact Contemporary cross‑state comparisons show higher measured poverty rates concentrated in many Republican‑leaning Southern and rural states, with lists of the highest‑poverty states repeatedly including Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, West Virginia,

“I only speak truth, because I’m the one with all the cards and guns”

Jeez. She couldn't even keep a straight face.

OMG. If the world's biggest LIAR - aside from FELON Trump - says it, it must be ... nope, still a big ass LIE!

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

WTF 🤦‍♂️

lol. And I’m a super model because I say so.

I believe Texans would say "well bless her heart."

Where's your cross??? 🤡

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And the press thought that was funny???? It was pure bullshit that it was obviously true because she said it up there.

It’s obviously true…

That’s the funniest sentence that I’ve read this week. 😂

You’re not under oath, honey.

She actually said that??!! I really hope each of her children says something like that to her every single day. She deserves that.

I'm looking forward to the "Where Are They Now?" features sure to arrive in the coming years with members of the Trump administration.

Delusional liar spews more lies!!!

Well, bless her heart.

No, Little Miss Propaganda. That’s not how any of this works.

Irony is dead

Alternative Statistics…

Just like there were 120,000 jobs created last month. What they didn't tell us is how many people lose there jobs!

"Red states have special coal burning gasoline, with little fairies inside that increase miles per gallon by a million percent, and it only costs 50 cents a gallon. You know it's true because I'm saying it."

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Even if true……SO?

Was it #tRump lies all the time

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SNL's cold opening writing itself. Lying liars one and all.

She had to suppress a laugh as she said it's obviously true because I'm saying it.

THAT IS FUNNY!!! 🤣

That’s raw sewage.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

She forgot the "un."

Fuck off

I'm lying, you know I'm lying - and it's a huge fucking joke.

Fascinating

Obvi

Somebody should ask her where she got her. "Quick Statistic".

Tokyo Rose's fake reality makeup is melting today...

this is the kind of wisdom you only hear when pickles are left in the sun too long. keep it chaotic, my friend. sometimes the stats are just... gut feelings in disguise.

Translation: "What follows is a massive fucking lie."

Content slop.

She said it with a straight face, so it must be true.

Quick statistic: We've always been at war with Eastasia

@mjhiblen.bsky.social

Mine went from an average of $ 200 6 months ago to $357 last month and $411 this month. And I have oil heat, not electric ! WTF

When you have to tell people that your not lying you sound like her

Ah…Trump’s megalomania is being adopted by the whole regime. He’s always believed he’s a god, and therefore any words that spew forth from his pie-hole are rendered true by the act of him speaking them. KKKaroline seems to think she has this power now too.

Could someone wipe that smug look off her face. Can't wait until she crashes.

That is itself a lie

No Cross to bear today... it's always a lie, especially if she's standing there flapping her lips.

Is this a comedy skit?

Wow. Just wow.

😂

Admit folks. Project 2025 was just a rebranding of the novel 1984 but they couldn't get the rights to the original work so...Project 2025 it is.

She can't even say it with a straight face.

“It’s obviously true because I’m saying it up here.”