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Just so you guys know, gas stations in Australia have started running out of fuel. Thanks for that.

WHAT?????

Just wow.

The 4 eyed little weasel speaker penis The slobbering is getting a little much

Kill them ALL

WHERE!?! HOW!?! WHO!?!

Is Ronnie Jackson prescribing again? Does Magic Mike even know the definition of a Golden Age? Surely NOT.

God, I'd love to see that. Capitalist shitheads who lost it all plummeting into the concrete at terminal velocity. Absolute cinema. Fuck every last one of those parasites.

One can hope.

Made with Fools’ gold.

You should be in DC doing your fking job you little weasel

During the Golden Era (roughly 1870s–1900), ordinary people faced harsh conditions, with most working-class families living below the poverty line despite the nation's rapid industrial growth. Workers endured 10–14 hour days, six days a week, often in dangerous, low-paying jobs.

Mike Johnson: "We're in the middle of the new Golden Shower and darn if I left my umbrella at Rick Scott's pagoda house."

Who is paying for all of this unnecessary travel to Florida? Americans are. Fuck every single one of these abusers of our funds.

Under Trump we are in a fkn golden shower

King Shittas

🤮

It’s a golden shower.

I hope they all get infested with bedbugs

We’re in the middle of Bush part II era

Gold what? 🤣 Tacky plastic gold colored stick-ons in the Oval Office?? Or Golden Showers since he doesn't have to hide his perversions anymore?

The whole group is delusional.

Is it golden era or golden age? He can't even get that part right. He had three swings at it and he struck out. What a jackass.

🤣🤣🤣

Gold going into only their pockets perhaps

How would you know what the golden age you fuck

More like Golden Showers

Not for the vast majority it isn't.

The members of our military are putting their lives at risk attacking Iran, while these disgraceful GOP politicians are partying at Trump’s Doral Club.😡

@mikecrapo.bsky.social fuck the gop! Fuck maga!

I think he’s talking about the plastic shit that has been spray painted gold and spread all over the White House. 🤮🤮🤮

The Golden Age of Oligarchs where the rich get richer and screw everyone else.

The cheapest looking gold era.

BS!!

In Germany, 1000 years lasted only 12 years; it was also a golden age. A rather similar template for the American wet dream.

Orwell’s 1984……

Worshiping golden idols. Little shit.

And I’ll say anything, debase myself totally, happily lick 🍊🍑 to get (hopefully) a tiny piece of it.

😂😂

For most people, more like the Golden Showers age.

Ooo, Doral!

Meant But not cut. oops

A new golden cage more like 🙄

He meant to say “new gilded era”

Really what bunk. This guy needs to be voted out out of office.

There it is! 😂 The Golden (shower) Era.

Really? THIS is the new golden age? SAD!

Golden age of what — scum?

Sure

The golden age of lies and grift.

delusional lying fake christian trump nazi

The GOP has a very low bar for a new golden age apparently. High food prices, higher fuel prices, and less jobs is all that they have delivered so far.

How can he be sure when he doesn’t keep up with current events at all.

A new golden age for racist, war-mongering, Christian nationalist pedophiles. Everyone else, not so much.

the middle? when was the beginning? when millions got jobs or millions lost jobs?

No. He didn't. Mikey is still living in his Trump kool-aid fueled nightmare.

We’re in the middle of stroking my overlord’s ego

Mini Mike really should give up on his stand-up comic dreams. He's lousy at it.

Benton LA come get your village idiot

Every single one of these mother fucking morons forgets what came next.

You might even call it gilded

this “golden age” SUX

He meant that gold plated shit that tarnishes

In what world is he living?

When was the first part of the Golden Age Mikey?

Golden age my ass. It's more like the rebirth of the robber baron era

Psychopath.

Squeaker Johnson is a glib liar, nothing more, earning his keep on his Trump kneepads.

The only way this makes sense is if it’s a veiled reference to Trump’s pee tape.

*shower The new golden shower.

The Epstein Age.

It’s a golden age for the few with all the gold.

the new golden (paint) era.

he’s a fucking sock puppet from the sock that goes under the bed. the one his son knows about.

I want so many things for these people. So many.

Hey. No. Puppet. You keep Jim Henson out of this.

Do not disgrace the fine creativity and humor of the Muppets by comparing a fanatical, lying, slime-weasel cult follower to them.

There was a time back in Trump I where just having Doral on the list of possible venues for a summit was a week long topic

His job is being trumps lapdog.

Does he work?

"Remember the Maine!"

Another new law, no government employee, hourly, elected, or appointed, is allowed to us their properties for government business.

Hypocritical POS. I will never forgive people who put these people into power.

and I thought it was starting next year when all the factories open so we are not 'in the middle of it'

They mean golden age of white christian nationalism. So he's unfortunately not wrong.

He's not even close......

Dude, enough about the Oval Office.

Whaddya mean "we"?

Thus spoke the court imp!

It’s as golden as a Trump watch……..

"Middle". Excellent. So the next time an Administration official talks of future glory days, members of the journalistic elite will remind them of Johnson's time frame.

Perhaps MAGA Mikey means that gold will be the only currency that has value, once Trump is done with the economy!

So much gold, so little riches

The only thing golden is the golden shower up next for Mick

The new Golden [showers] Era

They are high on their own supply. Yeesh.

Is it just me, or do these MAGAs (and especially Trump himself) just repeat themselves, repeat themselves? Do they not think we heard them the first time? Or do they ALL have dementia, and can't remember What. They. Just. Said?

He can't keep his mouth off of Pedolphs 🍆 for more than 10 seconds. What a pathetic pos

DELUSIONAL.THE FELON’S LIL PET Johnson is panicking & freaking out.Pain & Suffering is in his future Little Tiny Petite Slimy Weasel Nerd mikey johnson.🥸He’s a whiny bitch. He’s a criminal & scared little coward.He’s trumps PET,lap dog & loyal servant.He’s going to burn in HELL & face retribution

There’s lots of gold crap in the Oval Office. Otherwise, not so much.

What’s wrong with his voice? It’s been going more gravely.

If Mikey means tacky gold paint and Temu gold leaf, I guess you could say it’s a new golden age.

Gotta hand it to him, there are professional sex workers that struggle more with their gag reflex than he does.

If you're a rich white fake Christian man anyway.

I think he means like golden showers. Like in; the ones with the gold are pissing on us and telling us it’s raining.

I swear he is 100 years old. Golden age of killing, spreading lies, getting egregiously wealthy off the backs of the working class? These evil ppl suck so badly as human beings!

Mental status exam, please. When he fails, there are legal remedies for this if he satisfies certain criteria.

The redde rationem will be directly proportional to the magnitude of this crap

The only think golden about it is all gaudy decor in the White House

Is this golden age in the room with us now?

Fool’s gold.

Gilded Age is what he means. The Gilded Age occurred in the Industrial Revolution when men, women and children were worked to death in factories and lived in squalor in ghettos while the rich got richer.

Is he referring to the new golden SHOWER era?