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My Kingdom for a follow-up!

Oh ffs

Where's your proof, Mike?

Did anyone ask him why he is trying to ban mail in voting in Florida if they have no fraud?

Spineless turd. Johnson has no place being in government.

Did the prick show his birth certificate ?

He’s totally right. Part of the oath we swear each year to maintain our California residency is to uphold voter fraud in all its various forms. In fact the state leg has offered a monetary award of $82Bn for any new methods of voter fraud the state can implement. Competition is fierce.

Johnson: "Fraud is clearly defined as any state with mail-in voting where Democrats win."

It’s supposed to be up to the states to manage their elections. It stands to reason there may be variations between them, but all must meet a certifiable standard. The SAVE act takes this away from states for no reason other than suppression and centralized control and corruptibility.

Squeaker Johnson: “It opens the possibility of fraud. Now, we can’t identify any specific cases, but since Republicans believe there’s a possibility, like the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause and the Boogeyman, we must address it.”

Any red state that engages in voter suppression will do.

Interesting - this is the first thing he’s actually heard about since taking the Speaker position.

You can't have it both ways. Either it's legal or it's not.

Latest examples: “unconditional surrender” and “regime change”.

Good times. 🫠

The conjecture, as penned by Putin, is that under democracy, free and fair elections are never possible. White nationalists also claim that any non-white voter participation is inherently fraudulent. Trump pushed this in 2016 and 2020.

So Red State VBM good, Blue State VBM bad?

“What is Florida doing differently?” - The logical follow up question that no journalist will ask.

Wait. Florida just let a convicted felon vote?

Someone called Johnson a wuss. The W was right but I would have said a worm, a weasel, a weak sister, a wart on trump's ass, a wimp, a pseudo-Christian wacko, and the ultimate wishy washy waste of time.

Every single time

Safe? Even though Johnson says they allow fraud? ( I guess it's a law that it is ok.)

Washington State is all Mail-in ballots. Polling station voting is mostly for those who didn't register early enough to have a ballot mailed to them at least two weeks or so before elections day.

Source: www.oregonlegislature.gov/lfo/Document...

Somehow the Republican morons in the backwater, dependent parts of the state somehow manage to elect a Republican congressman every 2 years. Never works out for them, maybe they'll figure it out.

I live in California, and am familiar with voting in Oregon. I was making fun of Mike Johnson's tenuous (at best) grasp of reality. So why does he think Florida does it right and blue states don't? I think it's because Trump voted by mail in a red state, and Johnson is just a loyal soldier.

Self-proclaimed, holier-than-thou ‘Christian’ Mike Johnson lies with a straight face or a shit-eating grin every time he opens his foul mouth.

And would those other parts of the country you’re referencing, Little Mikey, be blue areas? Hmmm? Like the great state of Colorado? Worst Speaker ever, nothing but servitude to Trump.

What I heard: Look, obviously if Trump won the state, there is no fraud. Why can't you libs just stop using common sense and take our word for these things?

Bunch of hypocritical cunts

Something someone says to people they think are stupid

real answer: "because were hypocrites and you are all morons"

My bad, thanks for the correction. However, my underlying points remain.

Florida? The state where all the fraud and corruption happens but nobody talks about it? Mar a Lago, Pam Bondi, Ron DeSantis...I could go on and on.

the states that have been caught cheating are red states. virtually every fraudulent ballot cast in 2020 was a fraudulent vote for trump.

1/6/27 is coming quick for the worst Speaker in US history. His removal will be quick and painful as it should be.

Liars for Jesus™️

Must be hard to look your kid in the eyes when you behave this dishonestly every single day of your "Christian" life.

A gummy worm has more backbone than this snivelling poser.

So the fraud is in blue states...got it..

Which parts? Let me guess…..just the blue states?

Sure, Jan. www.commondreams.org/news/rick-sc...

Mike Johnson living in Disneyland.

Except it IS true in other parts of the country.

Mike Johnson is pathetic. Part II

Who allows fraud?

How convenient

Where is the damn “can you be specific?” follow up question! Many of these reporters are as complicit as the “R”s!

Someone should make a GIF with Trump's cock in this Johnson's mouth bc that's all I see every time he talks!

He REALLY should listen to himself every now and then. Truly idiotic blather coming out of his mouth. Is he really as stupid as he sounds?! What gives?! Seriously, I'd like to know.

I'd like to see a list of the states that "allow fraud" on my desk by noon, please.

That’s a lie, Mike!

Hey Mickie! How about those 2 Democrats who won their primaries yesterday? That was FL.

Gosh…how very convenient…and we can take it then from your insinuation these “other parts” are full of normal people who prefer to vote blue ?

The hypocrisy is rank.

So, which states are allowing fraud?

Translation:

I suppose we could take some solace in the fact that this dipshit is a terrible liar.

How do they never tire of beclowning themselves? 🤡🤡🤡

He just makes shit up as he goes along.

Kissing that giant orange anus daily. What a pitiful little man.

Fuckin liar.

Two tier system? Surely that can't be right

For effs sake

He is full of shit ! He means the blue states!

So a 34x felon convicted of fraud gets to vote by mail, and that's okay for Mike Johnson...

Always some BS answer.

where is the proof that some states allow fraud.

Just go away. Leave. And don’t let the door hit you in your liar ass on the way out. What a disgusting person.

"Allow fraud" says the biggest fraudster.

America please vote enough to remove this administration and to make sure fetterman’s vote isn’t needed and that Mike Johnson gets sucked back up into the a s s h o l e from which he descended

I suppose it would be a waste of time to ask him how they did that.

JOHNSON: Why can't you people just accept that what I think is more important than what I know.

Mail-in voting is just fore the red states where their voters still live. bsky.app/profile/atru...

#QuitYourBullshit

ktla.com/news/nationw... That’s weird that there was voter fraud in Florida.🤷‍♀️

Where's the fraud?!?!

The follow-up question should have been exactly how many cases of fraud have been caught

Whart a load of shit

"Mr. Speaker, do you think NC, which uncovered the massive mail-in ballot fraud conducted by Congressman Mark Harris' 2018 Congressional campaign, has a model other states should follow? And how does your party reconcile nominating a cheat like Harris in 2024?"

Show the fraud evidence and examples : NEVER has there been presented anything but smears and accusations (besides one-off scenarios)

Anytime someone starts a response with, Look..." what follows is an obfuscation of the truth.

These fucking pathetic liars.

Not long!

Has he met Rick Scott?

Translation: Only blue states are going to get looked at. Utah mails an actual ballot (not an application) to every registered voter. I have not heard one single republican take issue with that.

I mean, let’s not get bogged down in the law of it all & whatnot 🙄

I hate these people so much

MSM is just there to quote what he says and write headlines from it verbatim. Zero thought or investigation.

“They just send ballots to everyone for no reason.” Uh, no. States like Oregon use mail-in voting. They don’t send ballots in the mail arbitrarily. They send ballots to registered voters because there is an election. I’m getting real tired of Johnson’s “ah, shucks” attitude and feigning ignorance.

😅😅I know 😊I couldn’t resist the joke

Mike know hanging Chad very well.

Media: Oh ok.

Ah yes. Florida, the heavily trafficked gas station bathroom of democracy. Truly a shining example of electoral excellence.

GOP: “There is no fraud in States we win.”

A good reporter would ask him to name a state and cite the evidence… but we don’t have good reporters in our billionaire owned media, so our politicians get to lie with impunity.

He’s such a weasel, a man with no shame, dignity or self respect.

Typical Trump speech. Red state good. Blue state bad. Repeat.

What a little fucking weasel this guy is…

Evidence please.

The hypocrisy and lying is astounding.

I thought lying was a sin.

Who wants to tell him that Florida has some of the highest fraud rates in the USA? (Ps- I work in a higher level of the federal government and view these numbers on a monthly basis)

Can you provide receipts Mike? (I already know the answer)

That's pretty good, wasn't sure how they'd spin this- but too easy. MakeShameGreatAgain.

What a sack of fresh cow poo... Mail in voting works everywhere. And the fraud cases are so low, they combined all the years of mail in voting and still have less than 10 cases, out of many thousands over the years. Its not enough to make a difference. The machines CAN be tampered with more so.