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We should I suppose be thankful he didn’t add the ‘Chickety’ at the beginning 🙄

so just chill, til the next episode

Looks like that DJ’ing gig came in handy today.

The only difference between Lil Marco and Karolying is the hair color.

Sometimes people try too hard to be the cool one.

That is EXACTLY what the GOP is doing to the US, catastrophic destruction! Check yourself before you wreck yourself! Does he not hear himself?

It feels like he is talking about us and Trumps impact!!!

What a fucking tool.

Dude quoted B Real and Cube in the same speech. I should feel proud, but instead it’s a new feeling never felt before, a feeling of cringe and anger… crinanger? Angcringe?

Omg what a cringy twat 🤣

Ice Cube should file a Trump-style frivolous lawfare suit over this.

Is this why he was asked his DJ name? 🤦‍♂️ I’m going to go live in the woods…

bunch of losers

Before* fk.

Rofl

Iran opened the Strait per their statement today and also included, all ships can now pass per Irans regulations. Stuff it Marco.

Does the Secretary of State maintain that checking themselves is advisable in the event they find themselves rolling down the street, smoking indo and sipping on gin and juice?

Absolutely 🤬

Rubio. Really??? uh huh. Is it a war you are in??? IS this a W A R ?? asking for a friend.

Moronic

This bad for my health

Everytime this administration speaks this scene pops in my head

Little Marco

😂

Lil' Marco would be an authority on wrecking one's self.

Rubio should heed his own advice.

Edgy!

Is that 90’s Tupac or Biggie ?

What 80’s rap song is that line from ?

He really needed to go another couple lines to drive home the point: You better check yourself before you wreck yourself 'Cause I'm bad for your health I come real stealth, dropping bombs on your moms

The Lakers are losing to the Supersonics/Thunder... Does that mean Cube will have to use his AK?!

Rubio is simply demonstrating his historian bona fides by resurrecting antiquarian phraseology that was thought lost to the mists of time.

So embarrassing. We have a government run by frat bros.

Notice how he keeps pointing to himself??

Little Marco is speaking in rhymes now. When accountability comes, he can wile away the time writing children's books in prison.

Is it lame 90s reference day?

He's talking about Republican voters

Rubio thinks it’s the 90s

Not "was;" "is."

I feel like I'm back in 4th grade listening to this shit.

That girl is poison. Hoooooo!

Exactly!!😤

Those Bible verses he chooses are getting more and more obscure.

Iran may get "the gas face" if they continue to "sweat the technique"

Why is the director of the National Archives giving opinions about global conflicts?

He is such a fast talking poltical shyster in either Cuban heels or oversized Florsheim shoes. Don’t let the distraction that the world knows iran is not a good country towards its people and shouldn’t be making nuclear weapons. The facts of this illegal war need to be talked about by media.

. . . from 1998.

Oh my such “tough” talk from lil Marco Iran is sooo impressed

He has no business speaking Rubio is soldout piece of shit!

ICWYDT 😂

Thought we learned this already from Hakeem Jeffries.

Oooh.. big words 🤣🤣🖕🏼🤡

Oh, wait. Was a collab. You right. My b.

Cue classic art memes rendition of this... :)

Bad rap lyric

tough guy who had no push back on a senior citizen who called him Little Marco

big words for a man who's got a strait full of updog

Words of wisdom for himself. It's too late.

He wakes up everyday and listens to Limp Bizkit

Aw, come on, man. 😫 It’s not enough that you guys have ruined literally everything you’ve touched, now you’re gonna ruin my fond memories of the music of my youth? Nobody finds you very gangsta, Little Marco. Just please stop.

* The "Vietnam quagmire" refers to the U.S. entanglement in a prolonged, unwinnable war, characterized by incremental escalations, faulty intelligence, and an inability to exit without losing credibility. { Trump's Iran War, is the Strait of Hormuz "Quagmire". } * bsky.app/profile/carl...

I believe it’s “riggity-wreck themselves,” Mister Secretary.

I think he also almost said insane in the membrane too but checked himself.

🤣

The projection is strong with this one today … and it’s totally lost on maga

There was a police chief in Brimfield Oh who used that statement, he didn’t take his own advice and was forced out of office! Be careful lil Marco, Iran has 🃏! 🤭

Irony is lost on these clowns. He could be describing the United States here.

AKA this regime.

Sounds like Rubio’s gunning for 2028. Finally someone with a small quality of sense. Better than none.

Notice how he repeatedly points to HIMSELF as he says “destruction…imposed on themselves.”

WHEN WILL THESE JACKASSES GROW UP?!

It's an Ari Melber level of cringe.

My favorite line: US is not barricading Cuban oil deliveries. Venezuela “decided” not to give Cuba anymore free oil. Venezuela, whose oil the U.S. confiscated and sold and put the money in a Qatari bank account? That Venezuela?

yikes

I hope Donny got him some Nike Cortez in the right size…

What’s with this regime and movie quotes? 😂

I think Hegseth is the cringiest.

He’s like Johnny Bravo. A caricature of a strong man.

Omg seriously 😬😖

Anyone remember when vivek rapped an Eminem song. Same energy.

I didn't think this was an actual quote 😭😭 #SheShed

Explain to me how Iran did ANYTHING when this is an offensive war being conducted by us

Omg

His nickname is Lil’ Marco, so I think he comes by it honestly.

What is this, the Romney cabinet? youtu.be/FDwwAaVmnf4?...

"kakistocracy", brought to you by the world's dumbest electorate.

Obviously this was from his DJ playlist.

This is what the youths call "cringe"

Marco Ruble's is technically talking about themselves & confessing it. Is it purposeful? "Generational destruction to their economy; generational destruction to the wealth of their country. Imposed on themselves by the actions that they've taken." Blah blah blah

I’m offended on behalf of Ice Cube.

Rubio “Iran best recognize! Mmmm hmmm.”

How come this race traitor hasn't been deported into Sudan yet?

Rubio auditioning for his next career as a life advisor.

Wasn’t this clown playing DJ over the weekend? That would explain all these 90’s hip hop quotes.

Pimpin' aint easy

Pigs might fly?

👏

Excuse me sir. This is a White House press conference. Not open mic at the local comedy club.

Idiot

Snap! Girlfriend isn't playing.

If I had said that to anybody when I was in high school I think I would have probably kicked my own ass for it.

Lil Marco

Something no Republican has done since John McCain.

Ok. We don’t need to air these live anymore