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Eyelids are sewer covers

Probably can't write my inner monologue during these moments. It's a loud chant of a 3-letter word, over and over

He woke up right after he heard his name.

He’s such a DICK! Fuck!

Oh yes. He loves fishermen. Especially when they go boom!

To be fair, I felt like nodding off too while he was speaking🥱🫩😴

👍😂

In this case I sympathize

Yes

It’s going to be epic if it happens in one of these televised meetings and no one in the room or Press even notices.

He needs his religious friends to hold him upright during Oval Office nappies

What is amazing is that he nor his advisors seem to mind the optics…

He hears his name and just like a dog he sits up. Eyes still closed though.

I'm so embarrassed for you Americans right now, also I'm worried of what he'll do before he gets stopped

If he's not talking, he's not interested

Dude should try sleeping at night like a normal person instead of rage posting until 4am.

Attention Jake Tapper, your guy keeps falling asleep! It looks like he's in a sad lizard cage at the sad pet store.

In fairness, wouldn’t we all struggle to stay awake listening to Bergum? :)

you can tell he’s trying to work “eyes closed” into his schtick but then with his eyes closed to pretend to sleep he actually falls asleep

He isn’t doing any of those things. He is sleeping or bored.

That’s only fair really. He is boring as fuck

What about the ones he blew up in the ocean?? What are we at 194 people he killed they were fishing

I mean, you’ve heard Burgum talk. Most people would have trouble staying awake listening to him talk. 😂 Donnie will go into REM sleep after too long.

Burgum does that to a lot of listeners, to be fair.

Once again, what's he like when the cameras are not rolling, yikes!

Last week it was Zeldin that bored Trump to sleep. Burgum's turn now.

Asleep at the wheel & dum(b) as a rock.

I don’t think Trump is getting enough oxygen to his brain.

he is a swine.

Same, tbh

Because Trump is gravely ill.

Come on, he is just blinking. Some people say the longest blinking ever. Blinking, and old-fashioned word most people don't know.

"HE DOESN'T SLEEP IN MEETINGS!"- Marco Cuckold Rubio

I get it that a normal 80 year old needs the occasional nap. But an 80 year old who falls asleep at work every day would be given a nice thank you luncheon, a gold watch maybe and then shown the door.

I wish gas prices droop-ed as much as trumps mouth does nowadays

As do we all

He wants it televised because he LOVES the attention he receives and to have the cameras focusing on him. Apparently, he's demented enough to not realize just how awful he appears to the public.

Dozy donkey!

Wonder what is wrong with him that he can’t stay awake

To be fair that guy is super fucking boring

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, can we get the list of subpoenas that are to go out mid November? You guys got that organized, right? You understand that the base expects this! No wiggle room and no plea deals! Right?!?!?

To be fair anybody would struggle to stay awake listening to Doug...

I am seriously it’s bad. He’s falling asleep all the time now. That’s a sign of dementia and not early stages

Dozy Don

He's talking Maine lobsters only available in Japan. Dead scallops. and outright gibberish and yet his cult members are laughing!!!

Considering what Sleazy Don has done to farmers I am not sure “our farmers on the sea” welcome Sleazy Don’s help

Bahaha bahaha bahaha bahaha

I’m surprised the whole cabinet’s not snoozing

When they glaze him it's like they are giving him a belly rub and it puts him to sleep.

And a third of the country thinks this is masculine, America first leadership. 😖

Fat ass gramps is 80

Trump has become a global laughingstock, projecting an image of weakness and foolishness. His behavior is not only juvenile and predictable, but it also renders him utterly ineffective on the world stage. No country is willing to take him seriously anymore‼️

dont we all?

Old bone spurs surrender monkey won't even wake up soon.

To be fair, that all of us I think.

Only a matter of time until he struggles no more.

Oh my god.

#SnoozeGlutton

Maybe it was steady blinking. 🤔

What about all the fisherman you killed? guess we don't talk about that anymore

Me too, Donnie. Me too.

I think he's just supremely bored by the real world.

How many criminals in the TCF or Trump Crime Family just made millions or hundreds of millions trading in stocks just before the Trump taco today.

Maybe he thinks he’s at a basketball game.

Anyone keeping a tally on which flunky puts him to sleep the most? Might be interesting

The White House is no longer a dignified place of leadership, just a cheap amusement park thrill.

Please Mr. President, keep sleeping, forever if possible.

In all fairness, Burgum has that effect on everyone.

He'll sleep on it

A joke. We’re just a joke.

Sleepy Donald

Miller is making deals behind the scenes.

Struggles to stay awake as Bergen gargles his balls.

Gute Nacht, Amerika!

To be fair, I also have a tough time staying awake when Burgum talks.

That dude is a perpetual victim of Hypnos’ warm embrace.

To be fair, I have problems staying awake as Burgum talks

I can’t wait until he doesn’t wake up anymore.

Who among us....

Highly relatable in this case.

Same.

Well okay I'm not sure I can fault him for that one, these sycophantic blowhards put me to sleep too.

Frankly, I can't say I blame him.

To be fair, most of us have that problem.

In fairness this happens to most people when Burgum talks

But who among us wouldn't?

Do they send out a memo - we’ll let you stand up front but only if you nod along.

In all fairness, not sure I could stay awake while Burgum talks. 😴

@kamlager-dove.house.gov made a great presentation about this in the House! Where is that bitchy, snarky media we knew back when Biden was in office? What gives?🤔

I'm looking forward to the day that he falls asleep and does a face plant on the desk.

I've had that same experience. 😁

"...have a nice nap" and a refreshing diaper change.

The droopy face, too!

Doug is boring as fuck.

Guessing part of the problem with sleepyhead is that his doctors advised him that continuing his adderall habit would kill him

Unless people are praising him when they're speaking, Trump doesn't consider them worthy enough to listen to or stay awake.

Well that's prob normal

He’s behind the fisherman alright…. He’s behind the murders of over 200 innocent fisherman in the Caribbean. 😡

LOOK AT HIS EYES. The cold dark lifeless eyes of a drug addict on a bender.

The Dems need to hire a horn player who riffs every time Trump closes his eyes ~

Why doesn't he just schedule in a couple of nappy times in his day zzzzzz?

They’re stalling so he can shit his diaper and cut the presser short bc they know he is particularly cooked this afternoon

One day, someday soon… … he’s going to bang his head right off the Resolute Desk when he passes out asleep.

👍😂😂

His Cabinet are all rich grifters and mental zombies