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If they behave Iran isnt a child Weird way of treating a country where you killed their daughter at school

Asked us to delay it

Trying to upstage the Obama Presidential Center grand opening. 😂 Wait til they find out who the entertainers are for Obama.🤣

Man are they setting JD up to take the fall or what? He is everywhere today. But he’s not suspicious at all. Just keeps applying more eyeliner and hits the stage!

Just pathetic.

What could go wrong? (Sarcasm)

He really has no idea what’s going on right?

If I never hear the word "deal" again it will be too soon.

What are they signing at a kickoff ceremony? That's like calling a football game over after the coin toss.

Concepts of a Deal.

People are so gullible. Digitally signed! What a joke.

Uh huh so JD is totally getting thrown under a bus if this fails. So let's enjoy the 💩 show.

…conceptually.

Rachel Maddow says the significance of it being Friday is it’s Juneteenth and the day Obama officially opens his center-merely coincidence?

Bullshit babbling

Hooray for signing a letter of intent??

Rocket: You have 12% of a deal!

A concept of a plan. We'll have a deal in two weeks... forever. And big muscular hot manly men will come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, sir, it's the best deal I've ever seen. Nobody has ever seen a deal like this..." But you all knew this script.

maga lies are like maga math... never adds up

Trump at the summit trying to pretend he's billy bad ass by saying 'if I don't like the deal, ill bomb the shit out of them' 😳 when every foreign leader there knows #TrumpSurrendered

Ozempic is gonna take these fuckstains out in like, 2 years. “All of my organs shrank down and imploded.” OooooooooooooZempic! It’s like olestra but the shit stays inside of you until you burst like a raw sewage piñata!

Just another concept of a plan 🤪

My 2nd favorite Concept of a Plan

All maga is, is a marketing scheme. Nothing real, nothing of substance. All grift and destruction.

Sounds like “the concept of a plan”

Iranians say different, negotiations only start when the rest of the funds are released. Release the text.

Friday, the day before the weekend when the stock markets closed for two days and cannot react?

No, it’s sanctions relief to Iran to talk about a deal.

Is it me or are they giving all the power to the Iranians. What is gonna be harder; Iranians shutting down the straight again when Israel does something stupid, or the US having to send all that military hardware all the way back. Trump has no appetite for this.

Al Jazerra says otherwise 🤣🤣🤣

Two weeks later there will be a deal to deal with the deal

“Negotiations“? Iran telling Trump what to do doesn’t seem like negotiations

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I thought I was finally caught up. Turns out not so much. I'm officially giving up

A lotta backpedaling

I’m shocked that Jared, a nepo baby in real estate, couldn’t get this done!

Cart, Horse.

A plan of a plan wrapped inside good intentions. Damn son, did anyone tell you, your eyes are on fleek.

I can’t imagine talking about signing the done deal and starting negotiations in the same interview, let alone the same sentence

How much stock did you and Trump trade on this?

He looks so weird!

So basically the same as their healthcare plan.

How's your book selling, you POS!

The art of the deal: 1. Sign the contract 2. Negotiate the contract 3. Write the contract

The Art of the Deal is to engage in theatre focusing on audiences of imbeciles and silly people. Sophisticates view it as much ado about nothing. It is a deal where no deal exists. The dealer derives pleasure in accepting credit for its success or blaming his prepresentative for its failure.

Seems weird saying this but ... he's right. It's *just* a memo. It's not a deal. Donald has been describing it as one and the media has done its bit to help him. Iran gets sanctions relief for opening the Strait. Which was open before the war 🤦‍♂️ Then 60-days of talks *might* lead to a deal.

And tell me that Juneteenth, and the opening of the Obama Center, didn't factor into the choice of date . . .

So, when will our terms of surrender to Iran be made public. I can't blame them for trying to keep the wording secret. If it's anything like what has been leaked, it's truly embarassing.

Are they finally figuring this out?

Then Trump will claim he stopped another war.

Trump has previously announced he had a deal about 38 times since early March. Why did so many believe it this time? When will we ever learn?

Yup it is not a peace agreement., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/06/the-...

And Carney will proclaim it a game changer

A ceremony to agree to schedule a meeting in the future. This is like being rewarded for selecting "Tentatively accept the invitation" on a calendar meeting request.

Democrats need to impeach Trump, Vance, Hegseth, et al for this wildly illegal and, . . . *illegality aside* for a moment . . . the most galactically unsuccessful war in the US's quarter millennium history If Dems cannot do this with their majority in 2027 they are not serious

The deal should be… Trump pays them from his grift. Elon can chip in from his new trillionaire status after his DOGE fiasco - screwworm making a comeback, as an example.

Participation Trophy President

300 billion " all these benefits"

So… the MOU contemplates the concept of an ideation that contains general notions of approximate estimations.

"kicks off" 🙄

The Five Fools

Perino: Have you guys set a date for the wedding? Vance: We sure have, Dana. We've chosen a date where we're gonna declare to the world our intention to discuss the possibility of a first date, and which my intended will only get if she agrees to all my demands.

What’s in it for Trump 🤔 Trump International Resort & Golf Club in Tehran and/or on Kish Island (a premier resort hub in Iran) Trump sells or greenlights Putin selling Iran nuclear & missile tech, like North Korea www.rusi.org/explore-our-... @ms.now @nytimes.com @theatlantic.com @wsj.com

Totally makes sense that this supposed deal has Matryoshka doll vibes.

300 billion in order to actually come up with an actual deal

Iran has been negotiating for years, and have some of the best. We sent over a couple greedy real estate idiots with no experience to make the deal. Who do you thing got the best deal?

‘fake it til u make it’ is not a viable governing or warmongering strategy

The leaked language of the agreement is very sloppy and vague. In not sure how it would even work.

A začal si barvit vlasy?

Two weeks? Maybe Friday? Costing Americans billions. No deal...huh. These guys gotta go.

Or is it “the concept of a deal”?

Honey, Iran ain’t giving you a participation trophy. You’re about to give them $300,000,000,000.

Like he doesn’t know why they can’t release. Such bs. We might back out before Friday if there is enough backlash.

“…kicks off these negotiations…” Aaaaaand there it is. Yet another empty bullshit claim by this regime.

"the deal" is in the same drawer with the "concepts of a plan" for healthcare. I have a similar drawer for all those novels I want to write but can't until my band gets signed and I finally offload this bridge that I'm trying to sell.

Concepts 🤡

They've been floating the $300b payoff to see how it plays.

Bullshit

In Bamboozling the Fools Land that is exactly correct.

With his every appearance, JD adds to the list of excuses Trump is going to use to burn him. I guess it’s true; sunlight really is the best disinfectant. lol, now do Stephen Miller.

Not a deal. An agreement to talk some more. Jesus. Are we stupid or what?

A concept of a plan, anyone?

So the Trump administration officials have done nothing to negotiate this agreement! This is not a deal! This is another wishful thinking or we will wipe you off the face of the earth moment! Take 39!

Look anyone with intelligence ( meaning no maga), understands that this is simply an off ramp for Trump. Accomplished little if anything, and he is hoping that gas prices will come down and that people will just move on, and he will let Iran do whatever they want down the line.

Or concepts of negotiations.

All talk and no deal.

It’s a concept of an MOU to make a plan to talk about talking about a deal.

They have “concepts of a plan” and are hoping it all works out.

It’s a deal to talk about the 10 other deals and JD will lay down on the couch, face up this time.

It’s a reality show taping.

Receding hairline much JD? Better check out the hair plugs your boss used🤣

Is this is JD's 3rd or 4th tv appearance today? This is a sign that they don't think their message is being well-received, right?

W.T.F? A signing ceremony for deal or no deal? It’s kicking off the negotiations? WTF have they been doing for the last 3-4 months? It’s all a smoke and mirrors show for these unserious people!!!

What a bunch of Idiots!

But I thought the deal was done?

Anyone else noting that Trump picked (PICKED) Juneteenth Federal Holiday to make it HIS peace signing day? Anyone? Because this racist POS will definitely try to use that to rename the holiday to celebrate himself. Mark my words!

Wait, don’t we have something better to do on Friday?

By autopen?

so Not America is negotiating. This is Obama's agreement; but America has to pay more.

mostly about the nuclear situation, which was [checks notes] the only thing left to negotiate back in april.

He thinks we are all stupid, believe everything he and Dear Leader try to feed us, and we won't notice when the fact TACO rears its ugly head.

It's "assistant TO the regional manager" vibes...

Oh...so fixing to form a committee to look at possibilities to explore the options for an agreement that maybe could be binding at some future date if there is a full eclipse of the sun...

Get him @jessicatarlov.bsky.social.

I think I am the only one saying it, but: no deal before the elections are over. The GOP and Trump know that a surrender will submarine their election chances even more than all the other poor decisions have.

It’s interesting how the more they say the more that they don’t want to come out comes out

A concept of a deal. Emphasis on the “con.”

Lying piece of trash 🖕

It’s the diplomatic equivalent of a date for a date in the business world.