Post

A man who boasts he sees all schemes now pleads ignorance of the simplest one. The mask slips—and what's underneath is just another fool who trusted his own press.

Surely the ‘diplomatic protocols’ are not so complicated that they are beyond the understanding of a grown man? The reason the ‘deal’ is not public is because Trump is ashamed of it. And given that the man has next-to-no shame threshold that tells us that this is truly appalling deal.

Grammar much J.D.? There 'is" some protocols? And if he doesn't understand, I suspect he could find someone to explain it to him.

He’s flummoxed by shoes with laces

As if Trump follows diplomatic protocols 🤣

JD Stupid- it was eaten by the cats and dogs in Ohio.

Perhaps the administration should not have fired so many of the federal workforce then. You know, the people with expertise in this and so much else.

Diplomatic protocols = we need to pump and dump the stock market another dozen times before admitting there is no deal

Ask: Are they still eating the cats and dogs, JD?

Reports say Trump exploded into a profane anti-Obama tirade at the G7 Wednesday, called him a "stupid son of a bitch," then admitted his celebrated Iran deal is just a memorandum that could collapse if Tehran "misbehaves."

Couchfucker was always unprepared to be VP.

This answer is so embarrassing and shows how unqualified this fool is to be Vice President let alone the next level. A VP who answers he doesnt understand the diplomatic protocols is disqualifying.

"That I don't fully understand" Heckuva job, Brownie

The VP DOES NOT UNDERSTAND DIPLOMACY.

Omfg get us out of this timeline!! Louder, for the people in the back: Neither narrator is reliable. If the deal isn’t public, it is unenforceable. Pretending there’s a “deal” but not holding either side accountable with, you know, actual terms is worthless. #ImpeachTrump

HE doesn’t understand? Then who the fk does? Don’t answer.

What the fuck does he mean "I, the vice president, don't understand diplomatic protocols"?

He's simply not intelligent enough to stay with a briefing long enough to ask appropriate questions that could inform someone of average intellect about these mysterious "protocols" he doesn't understand.

No shit

Well, you're only the Vice President so fair enough. You need to engage "crazy brain" mode to fully appreciate the nuance, JayDee.

among many others

Then why is he there?

Glib ain’t that boy’s strong suit.

Taco and every fecking republican are attempting to foreshadow (tacospeak for smelly piles of bullshiite) the MOU as a great victory, best in the history of the world, all before the truth comes out, and people begin trashing it as proof of the biggest travesty in US military/political history.

“I dont understand this whole ‘diplomacy’ thing” good thing thats your whole job

Like diplomatic strategy?

*are protocols Everyone in this admin is a dumbass

Yeah, the “President” doesn’t understand them either.

He's the vice president. How can he, one sentence apart, say, "there are some things I don't understand," followed by, "It's really simple"?

He’s been taking lessons from Mike Johnson

He is not running

Pushback? ”You are the VP, how is it possible you don’t understand protocol? What has been reported about the deal that is untrue? Trump did not report JE, he called police to say ‘everyone knew’ JE was bad, that’s it.Trump has always claimed he knew nothing about JE crimes so how can both be true?”

lol

We don’t understand why Vance continues to deflect and lie, about a page and half of text.

He doesn’t understand a LOT

big “i must decline, for secret reasons” energy

At any other job not understanding a key function of that job gets you fired.

Yeah, "diplomatic protocols" have always been a priority for Trump and the MAGAs

Finally, a true statement

Narrator: there are no such protocols, he’s hiding the reality

Is this a book tour thing, or are they putting him out there for some other reasons?

If that's his response, he definitely should NOT be president.

Get real. Nobody tells Trump what he can & can’t talk about & he has talked about everything like it is a continuing saga & he is spinning all the plates. When all of a sudden the continuing saga goes silent, it’s like Trump‘s fiction writers are on vacation. Another ham sandwich with no ham.

Apropos of nothing, Norah O’Donnell looks really good with long hair.

Diplomatic protocols, like not calling a deal a deal before it’s a deal?

Dan Quayle was disqualified for not knowing how to spell fucking Potato.

Thiel really can pick em huh? What a genius for people.

Everyday, Usha Vance sees that lying face

Meaning, shit is made up

Such as 'not knowing or understanding it'.

Well great! By all means sign it then! 🙄

That’s a great 2028 ad for the dems

Our VP who is vice-president and wants to be president should not be able to bullshit like that.

FFS

Fuck CBS for treating this smarmy liar like a it's a good-faith interview. As bad as the press has been over the past 30 years, I could have never imagined how toothless they are now in the face of these fascist liars.

I didn’t think it was a good idea to publicly admit you don’t know how to do your job? Especially when it’s the second most powerful position in the land? Weird. Not serious people.

YOU'RE THE FUCKING VICE PRESIDENT JD

OMG

I love that they’re sooo competent until it’s time to take responsibility for corruption

Ah, like when there is no deal, you don’t announce it….

He is leading the negotiations??? Uhmmm🤷‍♂️

There are still people who claim to fear this man because he is "smarter than Trump." They can't point to any particularly smart thing he's done other than ingratiate himself to Peter Thiel. He's dangerous, but it isn't because of his cleverness.

The VP of the United States doesn't understand diplomacy but is trying to explain to it's people why losing to Iran was a good thing. We really are fucked.

Betting myself $10 that this deal sucks and makes them look bad.

Love this "on the job training" that people have decided is appropriate for the elected officials in the highest offices.

God save us from this man stupidity

You’re the damn Vice President! You don’t understand diplomatic protocols?

Hahahaha Clown

So we wouldn’t understand either, is what he’s saying

No, there aren't.

Isn't his job to be able to take over as President, on Day 1?

He us just another liar on the campaign trail. Stop giving him free air time

Let Ozempic face take the fall for this one. They’ve set him up to fail. It’s a real treat to watch.

They care so very much about diplomatic protocols.😂😂😆😆😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At least he didn’t come off as the simultaneously boring and the dumbest guy in the room.

(it's way worse than Obama's deal)

"I'll leave it to our expert diplomatic corps led by, uh, Jared and Steve."

Being this clip back out every single time you can if this monster runs for Pres in 2028

Both the President and the Vice-President have now said they don’t know what’s in this agreement with Iran. WTH is going on?! Are they in the belief that it’s better to appear weak & stupid (“we have no idea what’s going on”) than to acknowledge the actual details of this terrible deal?

Not knowing what the hell you’re doing, then you shouldn’t be a vice president. Same goes for the felon. Not a real president.

Since when do these guys give a shit about protocol?

Then, most clearly, you are NOT qualified to be POTUS!

The protocols are more what you’d call guidelines than actual protocols. My suspicion is that, in this case, diplomatic protocols are whatever the president and his minions want them to be.

A good deal for the American people????

They can't publish the details because Trump caved and gave Iran everything they wanted, and got nothing. Neither Trump nor Vance nor their amateur negotiators know anything about camel trading.

“I’m only the Vice President, I don’t know how these things work.” Ummm…Biden did. Both as Vice President and President. You could at least try to keep up with Sleepy Joe, Vance.

Netanyahu bombed Lebanon this morning. Looks like they have to revise the MoU to remove demand Israel stop bombing Lebanon. That's the "diplomatic protocol" he's avoiding talking about and the reason this is "deal" will fail by Monday evening, after the stock market opens and bets are all placed.

Refreshing sincerity: I'm a fucking moron.

Things you don't ever want to hear your VP say Or is this "Veep"??!

The protocol is that we have to find a way to sell this to Israel and the American people. Hopefully we can do it, or we will have to find someone else to blame. Hopefully a minority.

"I don't understand". Sums up JD perfectly.

he's an awful salesman

After not seeing Vance for a while, they certainly are trotting him out a lot lately, I wonder if something is up. They expecting Trump to disappear?

He just sells vagueness and the "Possibility" of good things happening if you just keep giving him chance, after chance to not steal from your wallets. After he's had a history and has been caught to be doing it over and over again. So wacky.

That’s an understatement.

shouldn't the guy whose only job it is to be ready for taking over the presidency strive to educate himsel on basic diplomatic issues he doesn't understand? seems like a more appropriate use of his time than lying on tv.

It wasn't JD Vance who made the deal!! with Iran; Trump said he couldn't go.

Safe to say, this person will never be POTUS...by voting anyway ...

Thankfully he does not have the charm that somehow 47 has. That’s hopeful for the future.

Translation: I have no clearance. I'm just the door guy.

One would assume so. 🤔

Ah, the old doughnut ordering approach.

The side-letter deals must be spine shudderingly bad.

There is no deal.

That’s an understatement

He doesn't know what he signed? We are being led by morons.

JD VANCE: So, there is frankly some diplomatic protocols that I don't fully understand...but please, vote for me in 2028 as an experienced diplomat.

But Trump just said this at the G7 meeting; bsky.app/profile/cweb...

Talk about be unqualified to be the VP

It’s so bad that Vance the liar wants it released when all attention is on the opening of Obama’s presidential library.

He doesn't exactly understand anything. And he is literally one competent assassin away from becoming President. God help us..

Idiot

Who does understand, JD? Clearly the president does not? Does anyone in the actual administration understand?

Yale Law.

Did he just say that, as one of the negotiators, he doesn't understand diplomatic protocols?