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goo goo Ga Ga. fucking twerp

Musk talked to McConnell for 20 minutes. Mitch said SpaceX can gargle his balls.

Sorry, no time for interviews, these billions won't steal themselves, and there are people (non white rich men) around the world to murder :)

-3% means Musk is personally down about $25 billion today. Poor guy must be so sad that he hardly has the strength to post Nazi propaganda today.

Elon Musk's brain is suffering from another "rapid unscheduled disassembly" after learning that China just caught up technologically with SpaceX.

The ketamine kicked in hard.

Heading towards the lowest daily close since IPO DOGSHIT volume generally

So Musk isn't a trillionaire anymore?

He's too high to use the phone right now the fucking space cadet.

On of the many golden rules of social media - sarcasm almost always gets misinterpreted.

Then why do I feel like laughing?

Its hilarious

It’s down less than 1% since its debut + IPOs tend to spike on opening day, then settle downward. That chart isn’t showing anything abnormal.

Because it is dog shit... Look at his balance sheets, he has none. Just burns money like he's blowing up rockets Even Tesla is under on most earnings. He props his failing companies up with other falling companies and mergers. You're better off playing three card Monty then beyond on musk

Perhaps - I just don’t like investing in companies where I fundamentally don’t trust leadership to not be crazy haha, but yeah it’ll definitely be closer to its real value then than now.

His companies are all shit now. There is no real change in value when you keep selling and buying and selling the same product just to drive the price up. It's only a matter of time before the bottom drops out just like Enron.

AI is like the "mystery box" bit from Family Guy. People think it could be something amazing but won't be.

Their initial valuation was dog shit.

elon:

He can't speak when SpaceX stock dips?

😂

MUSK In JAIL. please.

Such bullshit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If he stuck with Constellation NASA would be stuck with a downright lethal launcher to ISS with high black zones and SLS level costs to every flight they do

And the nasdaq 100 bent over backwards to break every rule to incite the ketamine space lie company in their portfolios.

Vaxxed?

Snake Oil futures down limit! Shocking!

Elon is such a cry baby.

Who things Grok is just Elon when he's stuffed full of Ketamine?

Musk owns 4.8 billion shares of SpaceX at opening value of $135/share. 7/10/26 1:00 EST $148.87. 4.8 Billion * $13.87. Not bad for 28 days of no work? Sad. I can recall Bill Gates once being the focus of ire as MS gobbled up every competitor. Did we ever succeed clipping his outsized influence?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awwwwww 🤣🤣🤣🤣

K hole!!!

Excellent. This means he has less influence over the world.

... he did issue a statement blaming "non-white South Africans" for the plummeting shares.

Scrooge McDuck in his basement.

Elon musk killed millions of children.

Y’all are just the Leona Helmsley little people—obviously.

👏👏👏

I'm ready for the Crypto - Elon - AI era to be over...... Won't miss it at all.

They are all lying to you....

Who’s using grok 4.5? MAGA and pedos, but I guess that’s the same cohort

Elmo can’t make it to the phone right now, he’s otherwise preoccupied with Special K.

He got too high.

I literally cannot wait for the day where I never have to hear the name Elon Musk again.

He busy right now

Probably blew up another rocket.

Womp womp. The crash is here.

Sad trombone dot gif

Sure it’s been said but explosive diarrhea.

Musky got stuck on a call with Mitch McConnell that was only supposed to run 20 minutes 😆🙄

Absofuckinglutly!! My concern is he’s skimmed off the cream, he’s headed to original offering price🤬

Chickenshit won’t go on when stock dips.

How much of a haircut are the Nasdaq index mutual funds taking just due to SpaceX?

why? who gives a rats ass what that prat thinks?

What? No one wants to buy the Musk tulip bulbs anymore?

So you bought shares in a loss making company that’s going to….build data centres in space. And then start a colony on Mars. Okaaay.

I need a “hooray!” button

"Tell you what, we can tax you at your valuation of your net worth or at the market value of your stocks. Your call. Investors are waiting."

hmmm....

Better hurry up 🚀 China just made a big breakthrough in reusable rockets. For the first time, China successfully achieved the controlled recovery of a carrier rocket's first stage at sea. This is also the world's first net-based rocket recovery.

All this BS needs to go down the NFT hole.

MACO TACO, the newes dance craze. It comes after the Macarena since white meat chicken tacos love those MAGA GOP illegal drug-enhanced orgies featuring scared little girls and boys trafficked, sexually assaulted and threatened thoroughly before being sent home with a plug nickle for their virginity.

90% crash is about right!

That's an insult to Hughes. He actually MADE stuff.

Deeeeeeeeeeeep in the k-hole

Chickened out?

Just wait till Russia and China figure out how to take out starlink.

🐖

Someone needed his ketamine snort.

I love this for him! 😄

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The threshold postpones itself when the questioner is not yet ready. Musk heard the wind change.

The interview postponed itself. The threshold knows when the questioner is not yet ready.

Bc CNBC is trash.

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No big loss for us. Hopefully a huge financial loss for Musk.

Bullshit stock to allow the VCs to rug pull.

Is Teflon on Mars?!