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He meant two weeks! Relax A-aron….

This guy is handling the US Treasury like it's his Hedge Fund. Allocating monies without notifying Congress or the Senate. Backroom deals that the EU could crush. To some degree focing Japan to eat his deal to say the dollar. Unbelievable

lather, rinse and repeat…

Just like they want it to.

They don't care. They don't believe a word of what they're saying when they say it. It's political theatre and nothing more. He could make the exact same stzatement tomorrow and the legalcy media would treat it as a valid story. We are so broken.

Bessent. More constipated than the kink of Hormuz. How is this aging? As well as clogged poop in one's intestines, dry, stinky, and painful. 🚬😎

Shameless fool

Ground Hog Day…

I’m pretty sure Iran got the memo that Trump is out a pew-pews.

Today, or tomorrow. As soon as potus agrees to lift sanctions and return frozen funds as condition to Iran/Oman deal on strait. Art of deal, see?

Faster than a speeding bullet…

Imagineers at Disney World creating the Trump administration animatronic exhibit: "That Scott Bessent figure looks too lifelike. We need to take it back to the shop to make it more robotic."

What does Iran say about this? I believe them over trump admin any day.

I thought the straight was open?

As well as he is. 🙄

Don't these people ever get tired of making fools out of themselves?

I mean they know it's all just lies to manipulate markets and they probably made out like bandits so depends who you ask I guess.

America has lost. Period.

as if all the rest of the world gets that game except the iranians.

How many times have they used that line? It means nothing anymore!

Sounds like the clown show has hit a speed bump!

If there is no dire consequences for lying then all you get is liars.

Bessent is a Grade A liar.

IT IS SO… because he & the Orange Gargoyle SAID so! 🥵

I'm sure he doesn't believe what the says, so why should he think anyone else does? All of Drumpfs acolytes are the same.

😂

They talk happy horseshit like this all the time, and all I can imagine is them trying to suck their own dick. Crude, but I can think of no better analogy.

They all do

A bit like the Trump administration

What the f**k does Japan have to do with this? Maybe he means the Islamic Republic of Japan? Morons - every damn one of them!

We are now the same number of days into this war as there are baseball games in a team's MLB season.

tRump and his goofy admin all need to be in a strait jacket

Like all that tainted lettuce that’s causing explosive diarrhea.

As good as his shit-eating grin.

I'm sure they are clones. Lutnik is the same but bald. Probably eugenics gone wrong.

Pissant and Asshat.

Their short list of demands, before re-opening the Strait, is for the U.S. to end the war & withdraw all troops AND "compensate Tehran financially." Trump's usually the one holding something for ransom, especially from his pay-to-pay donors. If we weren't talking taxpayer $$$, this would be "karma."

Mondo Bessent?

I didn't become a 6 foot tall supermodel either. They had the same chance of happening.

About as well as all the other stinking piles of horse manure they spread around the country, but it doesn't matter because the press keeps pretending it's news when it's actually the same old lie filled garbage since the beginning.

Like warm potato salad at a Summer picnic.

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Like potato salad left out in the hot sun in Houston in August

Or maybe last week or the month before! Any minute here!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 His fückwïttëd puppets sure do spew hilarious fückwïttëry.

Another lying joke of undiplomatic policy.

Not aging well. Iran told tRump to go pound sand 🤡

Strait up lies.

Liars all

Last week's news, and probably next week's news too. Repeat ad infinitum.

this cocksucker sure knows his business 😂😂😂

The idea that Trump threatening Iran forced them to the negotiating table is laughable.

Donald Trump has reportedly received his eighth COVID vaccine booster. He can thank Dr. Fauci for helping keep him healthy.

Tell me if I’m wrong, but the Iranians demands to end the war means that in addition to not being as good as Obama’s agreement, we have to pay them billions? And that’s not counting the billions we’ve spent and the lives lost? Way to go Trumpy and Hegseth.

😴

To be fair, he never clarifies whether he means "tomorrow" to be one Earth day or one Venutian day. If he meant a Venutian day, there are still 61 earth days remaining.

So many predictions gone wrong, with the Iran war, with Elon and other RW investors predictions about Argentina’s economy, and a new Danish study refutes RFK jr’s autism claims.

The Trump-tomorrow is different💁🏼‍♂️

clueless arrogant billionaire gasbag mfkr

What was the date of this idiot's remarks, April?

Donald Trump has reportedly received his eighth COVID vaccine booster. He can thank Dr. Fauci for helping keep him healthy.

They age as well as Trump’s diapers.

LOL

Like milk outside a fridge on a summers day

🤣🤣🤣🫩

Can someone remind me, is it peace during the weekend and then war during the week or vica versa?

2 weeks?

More stupid bullshit from one of the kings of bullshit in the dystopian regime

Ugh. Makes me think of RFK Jr.

I was sort of referring to low information voters though I didn't explicitly say it. Some of them might be getting a clue, finally.

He was talking to one person. The 🍊 blowhard!

strong threatening president or US running out of ammo? you be the judge, mullahs.

Like cheese outside on a 90 degree day.

I thought the deal was going to happen last Wednesday.

Yeah, people seem confused about this. They say 'I can't understand it, Trump said America's streets will be paved with gold, and we shall all own pink unicorns, but anecdotal evidence doesn't seem to align with that statement.'.. He lied, LIED.

Like a fine head of lettuce.

There *was* a deal. Between Iran and Oman. They made a deal while he wasn't looking 😂

Loyd Christmas was more intelligent.

It’s aging like the poop in their Diapers 👉🏿 youtu.be/TP_vci1yyuY?...

News of a deal being “close” coming tomorrow

It's aging about as well as the can of cat tuna I left open overnight.

Tomorrow never comes in the Trump administration’s war.

So, the deal is coming...in two weeks....or two weeks from that ...we are in talks...in two weeks...blah, blah, blah

Everything that guy just said, is bullshit. Thank you.

Considering the source, about as well as usual.

I hope after this is over to never see that guy ever again

Like a fine cartoon.

Delusional lampost

only ppl who believe this stuff is all those ppl upping stock purchases on the basis of this "good News" that never turns out to be true.

Maybe in “two weeks”.

Bessent is a financial genius and works with Ehud Barak, just like Epstein. bsky.app/profile/noth...

Liar liar pants on 🔥 fire.

Thinking two weeks will do it...

Like milk and Trump wine!

What would happen if our military runs out of missiles and bullets? Check mate?

"Today or tomorrow" is every day "today or tomorrow"

Batshit crazy

This guy is like the Mr Belvedere of Park Ave. probably where TACO sent his shoes to be polished.

The only thing Trump is interested in opening are the markets. And the fact that these markets react every time is a clear sign that capitalism is a failed concept.

Iranians have nothing to gain by opening the strait. It really is as simple as that.

Guncle Tom say wat?

#TACO

Sure, Edgar.

Bessent has an extremely punchable face!

bessent is a certified idiot!

The guy also says we have the strongest economy in the history of the nation. Which may be true if you are a bankruptcy attorney.

Aged like roadkill à la RFK Jr.

The largest military campaign since World War II, except that the carriers are out of food, and the country is out of missiles.

Look at the shit 💩 pour out of his mouth..

Unlike some of Trump's people, Bessent has trouble telling a flat lie categorically, This is classic hedging. "I think there's a chance of a deal..." There is no way to prove that there was NO chance of a deal. There is certainly no way to prove that he didn't THINK there was a chance.

Don't know whom to credit this to, but THIS is not aging.

It’s Sunday - deal coming for sure tonight.

This is the Republican plan to end all of this