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It will be business as usual.

Trump using journalists as bait. To he honest, I couldn’t be less shocked at this story. It’s completely wrong, but not shocking at all. But they’ll invite him to the next WH correspondents dinner so he can laugh about how smart he was.

According to 70+ million stupid USA voters, yes!

Yes, what you need is a decent electorate.

And the reporters will be too chickenshit to challenge him on it.

He's going to sue the entire United States of America over this one

He was embarrassed in the first term when he was taken to the bunker. I can't imagine how outraged he will be on the reporting that he hid in a airline cart.

Chicken flees Turkey

He really doesn’t care about anybody else. Sneaking off between chicken breasts and fish fingers like the coward he is.

I can’t wait for the next press conference, and I hope a journalist has the guts to call him out on this.

Once a fraudster . . .

He’s becoming increasingly paranoid. Countdown to nuclear engagement…

close enough, si?

He did sacrifice himself by leaving in a "not good enough for him" jet. I wonder how he survived.

Trump is willing to make that sacrifice — Bone Spurs is always ready to sacrifice other lives. In this case, for him they are just journalists so no big deal.

Carted around in a catering container. This is the best story ever. Oh the humiliation. I’ve heard of deception tactics but this story is just too fabulous. Thank you NYTimes and Wash Post for pursuing this.

There is literally no bottom with this POS.

Let alone how wasteful it is to need three (big expensive) planes round-trip just so One Special Boy can have two decoys.

We need a meme of an airplane catering cart..."Would you prefer chicken or chicken?"

Once again Trump demonstrates how to be a dick and an asshole at the same time.

Gee, this administration lied in a public statement? Shocking. #NotShocked

He’s such scum. He would have enjoyed seeing journalists and staff be shot down in the decoy plane.

I can’t even with this! Specially seeing how legacy media doesn’t just run straight wall to wall coverage of all the lies his dementia is spewing

LOL the orange traitor bitch is a straight up COWARD. Hope they hound him the rest of his life. And THEN... Those schoolgirls' spirits, along with his other victims, will take turns hounding his bitch ass in HELL.

words did fail, because there were no words, only discovery that this happened...bastards

#COWARD

Journalists should band together and quit covering the asshole. Don’t give him any oxygen.

No surprise really

No man’s life is worth more than another, it’s in fact worth way less than a woman’s or child’s. …Also tastes worse.

How did he get out in the UK?

There is only one life he values.

Well if you’re the enemy of the people you’re disposable

And then they had dinner with him at the correspondents dinner! Lol

Why fail? This sounds exactly like what he’d do! He’s a sociopath with homicidal tendencies, so if other dies while he lives, his porcini gets a fuckin chubby!

He literally said "If I Go Down, You Go Down Too!" to the press team on Air Force One. This manpig has no respects for life at all.

Bit of an upgrade from Boris Johnson hiding in a freezer to avoid questions from the press.

So do Republicans

Hmmm? That a tricky one. I’d have to think about that.

Nixon wouldn’t have done it…

He put their lives in danger.

What an absolute piece of excrement! Cowardly behaviour of the highest order. I am surprised they could move him with his shin splints. Disgusting.

Trump can't take regular flights, not even in a clown costumes, cos the rest of the passengers would smell him when he shits himself...

Impeachment, anyone?

Now we know why he subpoenaed the NYTimes reporters for breaking the original plane switch story. He wanted to know exactly how much they knew.

It is not only highly unethical to use humans as decoys without their consent, it’s illegal. When are the lawsuits happening? Charges being filed?

The Constitution's First Amendment clearly guarantees journalists the freedom to be used as bait for an assassination plot. I read that in the Trump Bible's version of the Constitution, so it must be true.

Words fail, but if we use 'cowered' and 'slinked' it might keep him awake for a minute

His stupidity almost got him keeled.

And the mainstream media still bends the knee.

Yet another reason for the WH press corps to continue showing extreme deference to Trump.

like he gives a shit. like he blinked an eye.

What do you call a stuffed Presidential chicken: TurCuckEn!

Anyone going to ask the press that were on that plane why they think they are expendable in the extreme for Capn bonespurs? Same for staffers and crew.

Which is what he’ll do if Putin invades Alaska.

Not at all. It was a rhetorical question.

You can see why he shat it from Vietnam

I know there no bottom with this walking turd, but holy shit this is obscene.

Obviously Irans intelligence service is better than the US. As they never fired on Airforce One. So let’s hope the dictator had a really uncomfortable ride home

America a once great fearless nation, home to liberty, the constitution, democracy and hope. But perhaps just like in Rome where the great Cesar collapsed his nation from within, the 'Sharpie Emperor' is not making America so great.

he really hoped, iran would attack. So he could use the nuclear option.

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So Trump was so scared he’d become Jimmy Carter he made himself Donny Carter?

And that was the press pool he likes!

We already know tRump's a chicken shit draft dodger; he's not going to save anybody, only his own fat ass. He's petrified that someone is going to shoot his left ear.

And yet those silly fucktards will continue to support him!

There's one word that seems apt: Resign. The Iran war has been so badly bungled, with dire consequences, the news that he used staff & journos as a decoy ... sure. He took an ill-considered, illegal action that closed the Strait, perhaps for the rest of his term. He lost the war. He should resign.

Did he pull out the bone spurs letter?

Phucking, selfish, evil, idiot asshole are words that come to my mind.

which fox reporters were on the flight

so drumpf hates media...let them all die

was there really a threat? or did drumpf need to feel like he was James Bond, and the secret service, pampered his fantasy to keep the toddler from throwing a tantrum, lying on the floor screaming...

I read that article and kept waiting to get to the part where the authors were apoplectic and it just never came.

Has there even been a more horrible administration?

Trump set up media to be on the plane knowing there was a potential threat Did he have his military change which plane to protect

what is missing is who hid his phones and did not tell him to pull it off as Trump's big mouth never closes....

MEOW!!!!

Why was he obsessed again about Hannibal Lector? Oh! How Jeffrey got out...

Who else is delighted he's fearful

They'd all sacrifice their children just to ask him softball questions and then sanewash his manure answers. They have no problem being his decoy. They literally know he's a rapist that has murdered an entire school of children and they love to celebrate him with a special dinner.

The security people in DC discounted it, as it came via Israel.

Trump is a coward.

Except Kaitlyn. She is sharp...sly and smart

"I'm with the American people" should be the response

Then Trump's FCC investigates them. Maybe stops a merger. He's too stupid to figure all this out. But he has evil minions who do his thinking for him.

Sshhh! That's Donny's Enigma. An unbreakable code. Race baiting Harris was epic. He tried to corner her. Is she black? Indian? He can't tell. Hey, dipshit - my daughter is African, Spanish, Irish, German & Miami Indian. You can be more than one thing. Don settles for 'moron.'

Would love to see how Walter Cronkite would handle him.

Yeah, it’s really jaw dropping at this point. Like, not to be patriarchal about it, but seriously, you say some shit like that to a female presenting colleague of mine like he does constantly? No way.

i'm with america, and who are u with? (stolen responce

Trump does not care about anyone else. Period.

the bait

Lies?! From this administration?! Say it isn’t so

Words have been failing me for about 11 years now.

Valor?

On the plus side, his hair looks pretty good when he's hiding.

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Doesn't make sense for Iran to try and kill him. What is the benefit? Vance comes in and might do better in the war? The US will also be absolutely forced to invade regardless of casualty numbers if a head of state is killed. Sounds like the Iranians trying to commit suicide.

But honestly, is anyone surprised at his shamelessness?

The same as the first correspondents dinner. They got trump and his cabinet/cronies out of the room while the journalists had to fend for themselves and dive under the tables.

Guess they take more precautions when the attempt on him isn’t staged

Chicken à l'orange

No. Why would they start growing a spine now?