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Kicking off trump-a-palooza exactly as expected.

I think he’s getting 2 weeks and 2 months mixed up.

Nah, after the election oil prices will only go up, no matter who wins.

When the Democrats stop funding for the war and remove Trump?

That arm twitch 5 seconds in is definitely a symptom, because he has done it quite a bit this year. I believe it’s a side effect from the meds he’s taking for his cognitive decline. 

But only if republicans win? Is this a threat or a bribe?

What about gas prices? In a little while; Shortly; Right after the election; It’s going to take a little bit longer than the midterms. You can bet on it.

Next time he wears his Chinese-made hat to hide that embarrassment on his head.

So if he can drop gas prices at will then why not before the election? Like one day or something?

Two weeks

Has no idea and mixes up oil with gasoline…

Bullshit

And Mexico is sending a check for the wall that hasn’t been built any day now.

We'll throw in the Brooklyn Bridge for free.

After that, he’s going to end the Ukraine war in 1 day and cut electricity prices in half.

I’m planning to win the US Open soon too……and if I don’t win it the weekend I will win it right after the election. And gas will be under $1/gallon and the stock market will be at 100,000 on both the Dow and S & P

They were going to tumble by summer too.

Another lie. After the election, he won’t care.

So mid-november, under $2 a gallon. Ok chief, we'll circle back 😂😂😂😂

After election, RIGHT HAHAHAHA !

Oil isnt sold in gallons, but....yeah.

I promise, baby, it’ll be different this time

So he's keeping them high to help the GOP's chances. Again, these are the masterfullest of masterful gambits.

what fucking moron is believing this shit anymore

What he plans on nuking them.

That would definitely be weird, wouldn't it?

Given that they're in the same conference, that would indeed be weird.

Browns

“I can end thei war in 1 day” “Mexico will pay for the wall” Etc Etc

Suuuuuure Jan!!!

bigly big lie

lol

Love of God, I hope the US people do not by his bullshit. Another hand now that he said it, do you think Iran is going to comply with that. They like him like an idiot. 

🖕🏻

And what will you do, Mr. Trump, if prices don't come down? I have a suggestion for an honorable act: commit seppuku.

S U R E, in about 2 weeks.

So... $84/barrel. Higher than the $71.32 that Brent crude was going for on Feb 27, 2026. (Yes, I know he's talking about gas prices even though he said oil prices. I just wondered what it would look like if we treated his comment as if it came from a rational, intelligent person.)

Right 😉

New poll just in: 33% of Americans believe this.

Last time gas prices were under $2/gal was during the pandemic, due to a radical drop in demand. Either he has something planned, or he is just spitballing per usual.

His did that used to go, I’ll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today….

Bookmark it

Fool me once, shame on you…

2 weeks?

I call bullshit. #VoteBlue and let’s send this guy to prison where he belongs.

in what currency would that be, sherlock?

Pinocchio’s nose grew when he lied; but when Trump lies he just shits himself. Thank you for your attention deficit in this matter

🤣🤣

Really? Don Diaperstain is capable of performing miracles now? Anybody who believes that, is in serious trouble.

I can’t wait for champagne day 🤯

So now when the (likely) blue tsunami happens, he can blame the Dems for high oil and gas prices.

I wish one day the wind would just topple him forward off of his orthopedic high -riser shoes or whatever thing it is that makes him stand in that weird front-leaning way that he has.

In two weeks. 🤨🙄

We are so fucked

But GAS prices will be $4.50/gallon, on their way to $6.

And even dumber shits who believe him.

Ohhhhhhh, right AFTER the election. Yeah, ok grandpa.

I love grandpa’s sense of humor.

The whpc:

What an SEETHING CREEP!

But til then, suck it!

*Be smart* the savvy move according to DC insiders is to wave the magic “prices go down wand” BEFORE the midterms, not after.

To be fair, he says that before every election.

Why the hell wait until after the election? My tank is on E now!

Human bullsh*t garbage can.

So 'two weeks' has now been replaced by 'after the election... The war will end Gas prices will plummet Everyone will get a million dollars in cash...

Right after the election eh?

His hair is abandoning him

Imagine how brainwashed you need to be to believe that only by voting Republican can we end the war and lower prices.

He only has one working arm. His left one is hanging there like a deli salami.

And the world is flat.

"...so we'll be able to transport the military to each and every poling station." - trump

after those democrats get elected to congress?

Suuuure! It will have to go to like $20/barrel. And even then, gas prices will slowly fall. But I doubt gas going below $3/gal is a dream.

And then immediately says "I think it's going to take a little longer than the midterms."

Looks like most of his hair has disappeared

And if you believe that one I've got another one for you....

Ask him about 9/11

More lies the lunatic

“And even if they don’t come down, you’re still stuck with me.”

The obvious question is “What does the election have to do with it. You said that last time, and well”. Sigh, one can dream

The oil companies will shut down refineries before they sell us $2 per gallon gasoline.

Seems like something you’d want to do before the election.

Like a miracle, the gas price will decrease 600% in two weeks. At this point, anyone who still treats his words as binding and coherent strategies is as delusional as him.

Riiiight… ‘it’ll happen soon’ on a loop, brought to you by the one who’s responsible for high gas prices.

So what he's saying is..he's going to hold off a complete and utter devastating war criminal attack on Iran, until after the elections. In the hope that it will help him...it won't!

Add this to the list of things that ain’t going to happen 😂

Election promises are lies, proven to be lies like his last election promises.

His historical 2 weeks .. 👍

I hope his downfall is brutal and epic.

Following will be the release of our health care plan and the reintegration of Unicorns into the wild.....

Does he have pink hair now?

Just like all prices just took a downward spike after Trump took office. Am I right? 🤔 Why aren't Democrats using Trump's words, policies & actions against Americans against him? Are leader Jeffries & leader Schumer trying to hand over the midterms to Republicans and Trump? Think 🤔 about that?

Right. Because the oil and gas industry pumped a billion dollars into Trump's campaign so they could lower prices.

Sure, Jan.

What's wrong with him? And what are the point what's wrong with everyone who votes for him?

🤥

And the fucking cult believes this shit

Bulllllllssssshitttt! He lies like he breathes.

we'll have [fill in the blank] for you very soon. yawn.

Oh sure just like how he said it would get down to 50 a barrel and 2.50 a gallon. Thanks Biden /S

In 24 hours.

hahaha of course

Again 🙄🙄

"All I have to do is figure out how to get the oil I stole from Venezuela into usable form…"

Dammit, I rolled my eyes so hard I strained the left one.

Trump:”Trust Me” 😉😉🙄

Surely even his diehard MAGA fans must have stopped believing him by now?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-he’s lying.

Also he will end the Ukraine war and the Israeli occupation of Gaza that same day as well as release the remaining Epstein files. He really means it this time!