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That was why he was wearing gloves in 64° weather. He didn't want Xi to see the discoloration of his hand.

Looks like he has fallen asleep again?

No touchy-touchy that hand.....

Looks like he’s rehearsing for the big sleep.

They sure look different than the party pic with Epstein and Ghislane 🫤.

🤣 But apparently can't tie a bow!

and wearing tailored pants to a state dinner????? Maybe the bow is to draw attention from that gaffe.

Melania decided she wasn't wearing a strapless bra and that she was doing her own hair for her husband's work thing tonight, and you know, it's the most relatable things she's ever done.

💀

They hope we're too busy seeing him asleep standing up to even look at his hands.

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Times are tough so Melania went with half a bow: “See, I economize too.”

So that’s why he wore the glove.

It’s getting very Warhammer 40k out there in the USA.

I'd bet it's inflamed... looks 2X the size of his left hand...

At this point he should just wear a glove.

Sleeps standing up! Who said he was talentless 😜.

WTF is Malaria wearing?

Is he sleep walking???? WTH!

A decent makeup artist could easily make this look blotchy and limp like the rest of his skin

Sundowning while standing. Please croak already

Who wrapped Melania?

And sleeping.

The Hooker has her eyes on someone special in the audience. She never smiles standing beside the atrocious aroma coming from the stink standing beside her.

Who dresses her?!?! 🎀🤣

Dozy donkey. Dozy donkey. Dozy donkey. Dozy donkey. Dozy donkey. Dozy donkey.

💤

Holy shit. He’s mastered the art of sleeping while standing!

One can feel the love and mutual respect circulate between Grandpa and the Barbie doll.

Sleepy Don. Sad

Eyes closed and Melania standing rigid in her Oompa Loompa outfit.

Maybe Dump should have wrapped that RIDICULOUS *Oversized Bow* Malaria is wearing around his SEVERELY Discolored Right Hand... It would have benefitted both of them 😫😫 -- CLASSLESS‼️

Who are the penguins?

Marla...oops, I mean, Melania has more color in her fingernails than Donald has on his hand.

🤣🤣🤣👍🏾. Very true !!! 💯

Melania is hiding his portable dialysis machine under her bow.

…and Melania already wearing her dinner napkin.

Black Tie and she's in pants?

God willing, the necrotic condition will spread.

He does have a button. Zoom in and you can see it on the left. Appears to be fabric covered so it’s hard to see.

Yeah, he doesn't look like he could button his jacket tonight. Usually he wears a Mrs. Roper muumuu sized suit.

And look at the gloriously happy couple. So much in love. 😆

Wow. Now he’s sleeping standing up.

Trump is the polar opposite of fit: sleepy, saggy, and bloated.

HOW does he keep the makeup off his clothes?? HOW? It’s seriously his only talent. The only nice thing I can say about him is he doesn’t get his gross orange makeup on his collars.

He really can't keep his eyes open any longer than absolutely needed. All those midnight posts are taking a toll.

He's taking a quick nap before dinner. Melania outfit sucks. Sorry

Also, ugly bow.

Trump and his pancake hand are sleep walking.

On a side note, I think the bow Melania is wearing is too damn small.

He’s not charming enough, now he can flake on stuff.

Is Trump giving Melania away? She already gift wrapped!

Perfecting the Standing Nap

Agree!

Who's got the SPACKLE?!🤪

“another pic of Trump and his ho at his left hand, caked from wrist to fingers with concealing makeup”. There, i fixed it for you.

I just keep looking at his 'turkey' neck

And here I thought only horses slept while standing up...

Gees us h christ he should just hurry up and croak

Is this another AI photo shit?

So is he sleeping while standing up now, too?

LOL!!!

Would someone please show Melania how to dress like a human being and not a cartoon figure?

Yet not one reporter asks, “what’s wrong with your hand?”

The vajajay is on full display tonight.

How is he dozing off while standing? Is that ass equipment robot legs?

No wonder Xi looked so disgusted when the diaper don showed him his ultra burn of President Biden and then slapped his arm in a 'Get it? Get it? It's a picture of an auto pen and not Biden. Right? You get it. Right?'and touched his arm. Burned the suit jacket at the first opportunity. Contagious?

dude literally paints his fucking face and they can’t match the color incompetence on top of incompetence

He’s asleep on the receiving line?

and already assleep

The Walking Dead. Seriously this is pathetic.

How can Melania eat with that enormous bow in front of her? She’ll need a bib!

He’s rotting away…

No not a napkin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And doesn't she look thrilled?

Not to mention: loser boy is asleep. 😴

AND what the actual F has she come as?? A waiter wearing the table cloth and serviette?

Maybe melanie's claws ripped into him?

Hey CNN, MS-NOW, and Politico, since your legal teams and fellow press poolers fought so hard to get your access back, why not do something with it besides worthlessly repeating whatever BS he says and just go, "What's with the hand? What're they injecting you with? How much time you have left?"

What the ..

Blood thinners are going to backfire.

Looks like dufus tied Melanias bow.

She's wearing PANTS to a state dinner? Seriously? 🫣

Sundowning

Couldn't make it through dinner without a nap first. That is a horrible concealment job.

Good grief, he’s learned how to sleep while standing up!

He's standing in a doorway sleeping.

I just hope it’s painful 💁🏻‍♂️

JFC. Can't someone show him how to actually colour match his makeup to his skin colour. Amateur hour 😂

I know I'd get salad dressing on that blouse.

🖕🏼🖕🏼 him!!

Is that a lollipop guild uniform?

They are just a total freak of a couple! They both are sickening on their own.And these 2 jokes are disturbing in so many ways. And yet, here we are.

Trump is having trouble staying awake If he nods off at the dinner table that will make my night

You can’t conceal the mark of the beast.

Nussy out and everything!

The embalming job is going to super easy.

you would think she knows you’re not supposed to take the fancy napkin with you when you leave the table

And fucking sleeping again! WTF!

Where is Natalie

With eyes closed sleeping.

Sleepwalking through another Presidential day. It’s the farting that propels him forward…..

Is that mfer asleep standing up?

They cant even get the shade right.

She's happiest when he sleeps...

Is he sleep standing?

You don’t keep a napkin handy in case you get offered food? 😂

Still asleep

In the Mango Menace’s defense, I don’t think even a funeral home could come up with makeup to cover that mess.

Not to mention he's apparently sleeping standing up.

OMG! He learned how to sleep standing up! I’m so jealous.

She was praying. Tonight, please make it tonight. Anything will suffice.

I can’t believe he’s sleeping around right in front of his wife!

Asleep while standing....I'm actually impressed. Stephen Miller does that upside down.

WTF is melenoma wear.

Is he sleep walking?