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From Dubai?

Like the child sex offender he let out of jail after a month?? Or like the fugitive who was charged with medical fraud that he was just partying with in Dubai

It’s true! He’s so terrible at this, he’s like a wrecking ball swinging at Republican candidates. He has no political future.

Oooh, look out now-JD is trying out some naughty words.

Well him doing something to my ass is believable I guess.

He'll go buy another home, and then fly to Dubai and party with criminals! All business with Ken.

He gon git up there & act tough, better than any sissy-haired human being that actually CARES ABOUT PEOPLE. I mean, aren't we learnin REAL MEN DO WHAT THEY WANT even when you say no, & real men don't GAF @ anyone but other REAL MEN ON ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION MEDICATION like all these men tend to be. 😉

This is just so ick.

With that eye, he'd never see my left. Just sayin'...

Kindergarten

We're witnessing peak JD Vance virility and strength here!

JD looks like hes going to foreclose on the Goonies

Ok, I think I can take that lazy eye fuck

Good grief. 🙄

Unless you are a pedophile, of course. In that case you’ll get a pardon.

Paxton is the kid and the balloon is Talarico

Ya he is scary. If I see him coming at me in a dark alley I’m totally going to run the other way

They really are all statesmen with the finest linguistic skills

"Take my wife…please…" Eyeliner McLameass

Challenge accepted. When would Paxton like to try?

Sure, Jan.

Poor guy is just so miserable.

And steal your money

this dude is the absence of juice, personified

He is so bad at this….

Everybody is still 12

Or of you have money, party with you as you in dubai, regardless of wrap sheet.

Yeah I’m pretty sure my 86 year old grandmother could beat Paxton in a boxing match lol

Sure dude, maybe if someone can lift his eyelid up for him to see.

Well, if he isn’t partying in Paris or Dubai, or….

This is what happens when you sell your soul.

He’s busy in Europe or the Middle East partying

I'm not sure he could kick anyone's ass, so this is just weird. Maybe they could find a small child Paxton could knock over?

Nothing screams hypermasculinity like JD Vance with eyeliner.

unless you rape kids, then he'll set you free  that is his one exception 

Is Ken Paxton even in Texas right now? Is he even in the United States right now?!?

Not if you keep your feet moving and stay to his right he wouldn’t.

Now. Watch me run back to the plane!

Repulsive. Gotta be as vulgar as the boss.

😂😂😂😂😂

If our democratic processes survive, it will be hilarious watching him fail in 2028 when he runs for POTUS. NOBODY likes him.

So Texas should vote for a criminal because of a threat of violence. Got it.

Yes in a sea of self claiming Alpha’s… MAGA stands out as the softest of the biggest pussies.

Get that man a testosterone injection!

Community Note: Paxton doesn’t even have the balls to debate Talarico.

Lily livered Paxton?

I have a few good friends in Texas who are rooting for Paxton's complete and utter defeat. The dude's just toxic. There's no reason to wax philosophic over the many subtle nuances of Ken Paxton. He's just a rotten, creepy, corrupt douchebag, and hopefully a majority of Texans will vote accordingly.

nah, he`ll just steal your pens

From a hotel in Dubai?

ken paxton is decrepit. i’d be more worried about his stank breath

While delicately balancing his mascara wand, PPPoser Vance recites the lines of a paid clown in the ever present Trump’ pick-a-moron circus. Texas is and has been one of the most under served States of all. Remember the 2021 ice storm?

People are looking for answers to their everyday problems not to be told that the corrupt “Ken Paxton is gonna kick your ass!”

We have "biblical grounds” with you and your couch cushion Kennie.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

please, ken paxton couldn't kick his own ass

lol no jd he’s too busy partying with wanted criminals in Dubai to kick anyone’s ass

After he can see which way that ass goes first?

Oh Puhleez!

His speechwriter must secretly despise him.

From jail?

If you mess with Texas, Ken Paxton won't take you to the next Dubai fugitive party

I have never had formal 'fight' training (boxing, MMA, whatever), but I would GLADLY step into a ring/cage/schoolyard and like to see Kenny boy try and kick my ass....same goes for JDV

With one eye half-closed!

Or not…

I'll take my chances.

Princess Eyeliner, tough as Maybelline 😂😂😂

I don’t think so. Paxton ain’t gonna kick nothing

His drug addled thief of a mother did well.

Scary Ken

Have you seen how out of shape Paxton is? My dead mother could whip his butt.

"Don't Mess With Texas" is DEI af and, insomuch as it involves cleaning up trash in texas, is indeed about paxton

That is a quote that will haunt JD.

Wasn't around when God was passing out souls or personalities.

Except when Paxton messes with Texas while partying and philandering in Dubai and London on the taxpayers dime

Not with that one eye.

Yeah I'm shitting myself from Big Ken!!!!

after trump admires it

Ken Paxton couldn’t kick his own ass.

When he's not in Dubai. Or Europe.

🙄🙄

*kiss your ass and avoid debates like an ex-wife.

The line tested well with him on reclining sectionals….

Nah. I would circle right and just work his ass over on his blind side.

Lol...no he's not.

This stuffed shirt needs to get stuffed.

I have houseplants with more charisma than JD Vance.

You know you've got a shot candidate when Vance is leading the charm offensive.

This guy has to be the dorkiest son of a bitch alive. I don't think I've ever seen someone so awkward in public, yet so sure of themselves.

Not really sure that Vance should campaign for anyone

😂😂😂😂😂

😂🤡

Do not challenge them!

The gunk I scrape off of the bottom of my shoes has more appeal than JD Vance.

Talarico is ahead in the polls, how does he figure that? LIE! That’s how…

Or not, if the price is right

Oh yeah, those transgender kids and women who seek abortion services are really messing with Texas. 🙄

“I started examining his body, because I didn’t know he was a great athlete. And I looked and I watched, up and down. I looked at his ass. . . . Look at his hands, he’s got these, like, claws. And I got it. You are a great athlete.”

Nah, bro - he’s more likely to steal your pen… 🙄

Did he say "Lick your ass?"

He was partying on NYE in Dubai with fugitives from justice and his side piece and accepted “donations” (bribes tbh) from them so

OFHS thanks for reminding us Paxton is a Bully and a cheat.

I live in East Texas and no one I know has admitted to liking Paxton. Most Texans know he is an asshole.

Of all the things that I'm not afraid of, that's the thing that I'm not afraid of the most.

Ken Paxton couldn’t kick my ass if I was in a coma.

I want to fight Paxton and Vance, at the same time.

Or party with fugitives in Dubai

Paxton isn't from Texas.

Misogynist, bigot, racist, white nationalist Nazi threatens violence. The MAGA way.

Is that why he party with two criminals in Dubai?

Correction! He said "kiss" not "kick"

worst comedian in history, this guy...

bsky.app/profile/fact...

Close. Ken Paxton can kiss my ass! Not kick. So can you, JD.

This is the least threatened I've felt in months.

All the way to Dubai if you’ve got the money.

JD Vance: "You know why you don't mess with Texas? Because if you do, Ken Paxton is gonna kick your ass...compared to me, who just KISSES ass.

Unless your messing involves diddling kids, then Ken will give you a sweet deal