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Longevity of being hired for 3 days.

WTF is she trying to say? If the WH press secretary cannot speak properly there is a serious problem here. Pick just for her looks and her loyalty.

Key Katie, Grandpa Trump will be happy to babysit your children. Tell us how you feel about that.

Works for the rubes

Don't worry, she'll be back with them soon enough. Just over 1/2 a Scaramucci left, let's gooooooo!

I bet there are some right wingers who would not approve of this and tell Zacharia to go back to the kitchen.

She’s an idiot

So she admits she’s servicing Trump. Interesting.

The . . . what?

*odd.

That’s what I noticed, especially when she reads out loud.

Ummm………okaaay.

She’s one of these people who aren’t smart enough to know they’re misusing the words they think make them sound smart. Most Americans are too illiterate to know better but it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard to the rest of us.

Only 4 kids? Did she work out what was causing them?

Is that the Stormy service?

Longevity? The doomsday clock is at 85 seconds to midnight.

Her children will be very fortunate to have someone who labels themselves as a nanny to raise them.

And for an explanation of what that "service" might be, we go live now to Stormy Daniels.

That makes no sense.

She is literally using the language you hear from a cult.

At least they’ll be bilingual because the nannies have limited English.

No difference.

It’s a cult

Uh Katie better be careful cause Natalie 👇.

Brain DOA.

'weeks'?

The “longevity” of their country? What does that even mean.

Don't worry, you'll be back with them very soon.

Nope, definitely not a Cult. No way. Nah

I give her, at most, .5 Scaramucci's.

She's more insignificant than I am.

Wait until Natalie finds out

Eh!

Do you want croutons on your word salad?

At some point, it becomes redundant to kick the netting.

Any Ivanka look alike can provide that same service

If not the longevity of her service!

Zacharia out of the gate with a truly impressive whirlwind of bullshit! At this rate, she could surpass Rudy Giuliani as silliest fake legal figure of all time.

And Lord, grant us the longevity of our country…

Are kneepads a covered business expense? or do they prefer gardening pads

That generation will be one of the shortest lived generations in history. When your government is actively trying to eliminate you, it’s hard living a long life.

The stooge Scott Jennings said it doesn't make a difference if she said she a lawyer or not. The fact of the matter is WE are supposed to trust the government and what they tell us. Batting zero here.

Wut?

She is "providing longevity to the country"?? What?

How many blowjobs did it take? 🤣🤣🤣

These ghouls have kids??? Terrifying

Her kids: “Oh fuck yeah!”

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Sorry; that was mean, wasn't it?

I lose brain cells every time she speaks.

Kids do appreciate such a sacrifice especially when they are young. They’ll call the nanny “mom” but in the end it’ll work out. Assuming they don’t resent you for never being there but that’s trivial.

Mommy lies for a rapist on TV so he doesn’t have to go to prison is a helluva answer when your kid asks what you do.

Mom will be home soon kids

Is the Manson Family still a thing? Sure seems like it.

I thought Natalie was providing that service?

I feel like the next person Trump hires will walk in with this hair as if it’s perfectly normal.

Providing "services" since forever.

Katie's going to start servicing Trump? Won't Natalie get jealous?

Translation: I won't miss my kids at all really.

Poor choice of words

Ok. The kids might be better with a nanny.

She claims to be a lawyer. Which has been disproven. But did she really finish at Pepperdine? High school?

Pepperdine Law's finest.

“Service” 🙄

Its crushing to find out friends and family are that ignorant. What a waste of lives.

What the fuck

I can’t wait for the word salad days to be over.

Counting the Scaramuccis !

I hear the wings are good.

telegraphing fear - everything she’s saying screams continuing “audition” - get her back on the podium for some actual questions - the NEXT briefing will be legend #imbecile #fascist

"... the service I can provide to him." Oh? Katie...do tell! We'd all love to know!

It's just that hard to find someone to shamelessly lie for him with a straight face and kind of looks like Ivanka if he squints.

Aw. Four. So much opportunity there.

What?

"They will have the longevity of their country" — the US is 250 years old, about twice record human longevity. She must have terrific genes.

Good grief

A deep thinker and super articulate

You had him at service you can provide to him!

"the service I can provide to him" Let's take that one at face value.

💩 head

She may be one of those who don't know "dumb" ends with a b.

😂😂😂 are these people even real? Can’t make this shit up 🤡

“Service”

It's cute she actually believes that her "service" of lying to Americans on behalf of a convicted felon, rapist, and suspected pedophile who instigated a violent coup attempt to overthrow our government will bring "longevity" to the country. She's no less a charlatan than Drumpf himself. 🫤

Is that on all fours?

These people are breeding like rabbits

Maybe ask Trump to babysit

🤣🤣🤣 Imagine ruining your entire career in just two days 😂 #ETTD 🤣

When will ppl wake up to all the lies? Sheesh!

Longevity? Bleach Blondie better run that past RFK first. It’s not Admin policy.

Making the country safer by supporting a man that makes the country more dangerous. 🤡

They better start learning Russian.

FFS This has to stop

Thought in her first presser she made a point of saying she had evenings off. And then blamed her historically bad performance on the fact that it was morning, following a minor and misguided federal holiday? Should have been cramming for weeks. And watched Jen Psaki and C.J. Craig.

*a pedophile

Hopefully this gives her kids a fighting chance.

"Mama, what's a 'pariah?'" "Shut up and adjust your camoflage..."

She could have asked their fathers to help out if she only knew who they were.

Hahahahhahaa

the less time she spends with her kids, the better for them

I feel truly sorry for her four kids

What in the hell is wrong with these people?

I'm sure she will "service" him.

I was changing someone else's diapers.

She tells them through plexiglass at the prison.

Sorry I couldn't make your soccer game, mommy had to blow a paedophile

It won’t be long like Alison Moyet sang.

Mountain of bullshit right there...

She’s gonna make Scaramucci look like Father Time.

They will Love growing up maybe in poverty 🥰

Well, I guess that's better than Dan Bongino, who started crying because he missed his wife.....

Please god, remove this dipshit from our lives.

Raising the next generation of Nazis if we don’t take out the trash on November 3rd and again in ‘28.

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