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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

They left Secretary of State Marco Rubio on the decoy plane that was in danger of getting shot down. But they made sure to rescue the lady who does the 3 am posts that show Trump and Jesus storming Iwo Jima together

Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit

With Ross Douthat moving to "60 Minutes," it looks like the Times is in the market for a new dipshit. Here's an all-timer from our archives to help ring the bell.

I know its an old meme but after Ukraine cut off Crimea from Russias hands i think its fitting

The UFC fighter that wrapped his scrotum around a cordless drill is literally the smartest athlete on their roster. What does that tell you? sports.yahoo.com/article/ufc-...

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE HEADED TO THE NBA FINALS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1999! They will face the winner of SAS/OKC 🍿 Game 1: Wednesday, June 3, at 8:30pm/et on ABC

Trump attacks the left for treating Rudy Giuliani badly: “Fabulous Rudy Giuliani, a true warrior and the best mayor in the history of NYC by far, has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. What a tragedy that he was treated so badly by the radical left lunatics.” Also Trump👇

Clearly, he spoke to a former president using a Ouija board.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Blocked someone for replying to me that Beastie Boys were overrated. Mostly blocked for being rude enough to reply that way to my BB positive post. But also for having that opinion at all. We need to collectively isolate and shun anyone who thinks that way. youtu.be/kq-VNCGBDRU?...

Everyday life in MAGA world.

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

The Birther-in-Chief's disgusting history of racism has its own page on Wikipedia. See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence. On Jan 21, 2026 Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis #MPLS #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE

Unmask ICE agents. We need whistleblowers to reveal their identities. We must shame them as a society.

There's nothing funny about the death of Scott Adams, which is a fitting tribute to his legacy as a cartoonist.

Seen near the U.S. Embassy in London, UK 🇬🇧 (Nonce is UK slang for pedo.)

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this. To imply that I had personal free will and agency when I walked into a voting booth and picked Mayor Bomberman is insulting." #McSweeneysTop20of2025

This is the kind of investigation James Comer was made for…

Guy who is zip-tying American children and shooting pastors on the head with pepper balls wants Peace Prize.

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

reminder: Jimmy Kimmel is enough of a mensch that he devised a segment on which actors who are just short of having enough work to qualify for union healthcare come on his show and deliver a single line of dialogue deadline.com/2024/07/jimm...

The right ignored the murder of the Minnesota House Speaker by a guy who had a hit list of Democrats he was targeting to flip control of the chamber to Republicans. Asked about that assassination today, the president said he didn't know who she was and a Fox host said he didn't care she was killed.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

From this month's edition of The Onion.

Sen. Jon Ossoff: "Trump promised to release the Epstein Files. Did anyone really think the sexual predator president who used to party with Jeffrey Epstein was gonna release the Epstein Files?"

good headline

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day

Every single picture of Peter Thiel makes him look like the guy in a zombie film who's hiding that he was bitten.

Maybe next time, don’t tweet pregame military strategy like it’s a WWE promo.