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We have normalized an impotent Congress!! This Administration must be stripped of power ASAP.

So there's a limit to how much ass kissing Trump can take. Who knew?

So, same as every Trump DC event. It's bizarre that a bunch of rich people are so blatantly weak.

SNL will never run out of material

Not fast enough!

Ass kissing session by the weakest and the stupidest "men" on Earth.

Another day of Rump’s circle of jerks praising their dear leader. Rump babbles and the jerks respond. No integrity, no honesty, no accountability.

that`s a lot of lipstick

His big ass was getting tired from all the others kissing it and now he has to take a nap.

Whether you like it or not they killed American soldiers, but not TOO many.

They should be damn glad “kiss his ass” is a term of art. Can you imagine if they had to do the real thing? Actually, now that I think about it, would love to see Rubio and Bessent and Lutnick forced to do that.

And he thought: “Who needs cybercrime when you can rape kids on an island?”

Ugh, 🤢🤢🤢🤢👆

Gentleman? Are you saying there's a Gentleman here? I'm having a hard time finding him. It's like looking for Waldo. Please point him out so I know which one he is for future reference. Thank you.

a troika of evil all sitting right there...

Cybercrime? Like using a useless government branded app on an overpriced golden phone to siphon off your personal data? Or the mission statement of DOGE? Don’t get me started.

Trump- Sure, Russia and China killed the puppies and kittens. But they could have tortured them first- which they did not. Russia and China have shown their goodwill and we should trust them.

I wonder how he can sit with that weird contraption on his ass?

I’d suggest they cobble together a fresh new G19. Or refuse to pay the inflated room charges.

He’d sue their governments. It’d get dragged out for 3 years in the courts. The judge would deny the suit. trump would appeal. The next higher count would deny the suit. He’d demand to go to SCOTUS. SCOTUS would deny. “Lacks merit.” President pettyman. The world’s most petty man.

Uh, something came up, sorry. 🤣🤣🤣

Gross display of narcism and those who bow to it.

Kissing Trump's ass is diapercrime.

That flag display is mind-numbing….

Why isn't he in jail yet? #RemoveTheRegime.

The WEAKEST we’ve ever been.

Are they treating him the way trump treated his dad when he was deep in dementia? 🤔

and then we collectively starting looking his ass up and down...

What an IDIOT. Russia was getting it's ass kicked until Trump decided to interfere on Putin's behalf.

If the rumors are true, Susie Wilkes is out after Midterms so...soon.

Please... please... please... At least we know how stupid and dangerous the orange clown is...

now he can get back to decorating

he does love to ass kiss

I’m sorry, whenever I worked for any company, I was not paid to kiss ass, I was paid to give my personal, professional opinion. I could never, and would never, stoop that low for ANYONE. The old saying, you are not less than anyone, but also not better than anyone.

That's why he holds these things

Not worth listening to. As expected. But look at all the flags!

Same old same old! Is it just me, or has he been more cranky/impatient lately?

A normal day in Trumpfuckistan.

Text DUMBASS to 45470

Remember when he used low-energy as an insult to his opponents ? Now he's practically looking for a charger

And these dudes sitting around the table kissing trumps large behind call themselves men. They are weak cowards and traitors.

So, a day that ends in "y".

Is MarQuayne ok? Spaced out already?

All the taxpayer money wasted.

And smarter

Feel so much better. Only a few American troops were killed. Small potatoes, right sir?????

Could you please indicate when he was ON the rails?

Even with maximum stage management and short question limits, the illusion of control breaks down almost immediately.

..but he Aced all his memory tests. "I could remember Hat, Hair, Logo, White, Black many many times and they said no one has ever done that before"

What all sane Americans see ⬇️

We’d be so much better off if he just stopped speaking altogether. There’s enough sources speaking up now that’s at least we’d get truer statements. This is Hitler/trump version 2.9. He’s like listening to Jabba the Hut. Worse than a Hut. He’s like 9 Huts.

Time to change his diaper.

I think Drump is low IQ, so dumb, that all “sycophantry“ and ass ki by the ppl around is their way of taking advantage of a useful idiot for their own personal benefit

Like he likes it. Mission accomplished.

They do love to kiss his ass. Someone should write a book and each chapter should focus on each ass kisser. Really unbelievable

How embarrassing for the American people to be represented by this ship of fools

Cyber criminals… those burning bot factories and data centers which holds Pedophile Trump bitcoins and NFTs, and Pal Musk “million followers” in Russia, heh?

That never happens….

Is it normal that the AG is now participating in almost every event? You’d think he’d have other things to do! Oh wait…. 😁😁😁

he got his daily ego fix, now it's time for the adderall fix.

Trump, Vance, Blanche, Vought, Mullin, Hegseth, Bessent, Rubio, Nutlick, RFK, Johnson, and the others in and outside the administration -- including the corpses of the Congressional Republicans only have false narratives, lies, corruption, greed, treason and frankly, pure evil to run on.

Same old, same old.

Also: so he could get another nap in

NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE HAS DONE MORE TO HARM #AMERICA THAN #DONALDTRUMP & #MAGA

Natalie put the gerbil up there and it's probably making its way through the small intestine now

Seems like each day 🍊 has less & less connection to normality. Meanwhile, these sycophants are collecting USG salaries to carry out the duties of the offices they hold. Babysitting a POTUS is not one of those assigned duties. Perhaps they need to reimburse US taxpayers for time not worked.

Well shit. This was about as useful as four flat tires.

"Last week"...

So pathetic. Just a bunch of 🐓🍭ers

I want to see the perp walks of each of these traitorous assholes.

"puTiN oNLy heLpeD kiLL a feW American troops, wHat's tHe big DeaL?" - trump

He looks like shit.

adult men kissing ass because they have to.... sick fascist pigs soon to be on accountability train to justice

Total dumbass!!!

Why put their players in the field, Don, when they’re kicking your stupid ass.

Why does it allways look he is eating or going offline?

TBF, his diaper needed changing. It was also scheduled nap time, rather than the unscheduled times.

Trump is s walking cyber crime

Was it to promote cybercrime?

Technically, that could be classed as a cybercrime, so we’re all good

Hmmm, apparently “relatively little participation” is a thing we are now rewarding. Each death camp guard had “relatively little participation” in the overall holocaust. When the crimes are so great, “relatively little participation” is still too f*cking much, and still evil to be punished.

It's an old word Trump just invented. It means hiding different computers in a bag.

Hegseth: “Why, lord, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?” Donald: “The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, is when you were all the way up my ass.”

So russia helps iran a bit eh? And Trump is happy to give comfort and aid to a country that supports Iran in the war with US, and actively assists in helping russia wage war against Ukraine. He’s fine with that

Seated between Beavis & Butthead

Like being a little bit pregnant?

What’s the current height of the reflecting pool on end…???

Xi was there a week ago? "Very little participation" ??? Jfc

"They will all stand at the feet of the master and will wag their tails a little". ~ Putin

The Faces of Trump’s Gilead

Surely it was an announcement that the PHP bugs were discovered by the Trump University Computator Re-search Labratory (most people don't know how to spel those words rite), but then Jack Fauci stole them and released them.

This is going to be every WH event for the next two years, isn't it

How long is he going to keep saying Xi was here a week ago?

Needed a diaper change and probably just got bored. This is why nursing homes have activities every day and multiple televisions running. They need things to do.

Xi visited Washington A MONTH AGO.

he got the praise and now he wants a coupke big macs and large fries

Dear leaders fluff session

Do you think they’re aware of how much of a fucking joke they are to everyone else but themselves?

The sec of War got nothing to say when boss baby touts he likes the other guys fighting with Iran because they aren’t fighting as much as they could be. Great War strategy secretary of war.

Let me guess, they pumped him full of a stimulant to try and keep him awake.

He probably shat himself. Again

Not many people know it has a “b” in it

Xi was there a month ago.

..while between naps, he got to peek at some more male ass.

they just helped them a little. lol