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Cow Chip? Sad

He always has been full of 💩.

Chip Roy wears name tagged clothes so he’ll remember who he was.

Weirdo.

That's just in case someone asks him to spell his own name.

“Hello, I’m cHiP. I’m here to help”

🔥

His mommy probably does the same with his underwear.

More like janitorial services

More like " short circuit city "

It's like when an MLB team loses the World Series except instead of sending the clothes to an impoverished nation, he's wearing it.

it’s to avoid the confusion of mistaking him for the Snowman from Rudolph the RedNose Reindee

Of course CorruptNBC still platforms him.

People keep stealing his jackets, man.

Exactly! Chip Roy and Chips Ahoy are so similar. He's got the brains of a cookie, and we'd all be better off if he was repeatedly dunked in milk.

No chance this dope had only one shirt made for himself. There has to be boxes of them in his garage, to take and sell at the next CPAC wankfest.

And he is still representing the billionaire class

Chip Roy Inc. All about the branding Next up for Chip…tv talk on FauxNews

The guest booker on that segment must have been pretty desperate for a talking head.

Maybe he forgets his name?🤪🤪🤪not like he runs on an excessive amount of brain cells

Good Riddance to old maga rubbish

Always.

Right? What value is there from having Chip Roy on CNBC…?

KKKernan.

I think that's being very unfair to " shit. '

Joe Kernan hasn’t had a bloodless BM in decades.

Talk about having a chip on your shoulder

Just in case he forgets who he is. FFS

For the mouth breathing voters in the GOP primary, I guess the "MAGA Mayes" bit was more persuasive than Chip's Bond villain bit.

It would be his first private sector job since he graduated from law school!

without it, 70% of the audience would mistake him for their local pedophile youth baseball coach

Maybe he's having an identity crisis...

And we have Joe …

I guess Charles Eugene Roy is too long.

Is this in case he gets lost people will know who he is and send him home?

A life wasted on demagoguery and pettiness.....what a shitty legacy.

Now now. His Mom usually sews a tag in the collar but she's getting old now.

If he didn’t have his name on his shirt we’d just think he was cosplaying this guy:

jingoism by proxy

Maybe he forgets his name

Narcissism kills. No antidote exists.

That will come in handy when he pulls the pumping truck up next to the portable toilets next year.

Can't wait til he's gone.

Like those yellow bus-shaped tags we used to wear in kindergarten.

He’s gone?! Nice.

his underwear probably has the days of the week on it as well. he needs the reminders.

How would his mom find him at daycare?

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😂

He also cosplays Texan real hard for a guy from Maryland.

A literal Yankee carpet bagger. We’re doing what we can!

All this nonsense!!! It's his wife who sews his name on his clothes because he forgets ...

My mother did this for me when I first went to nursery school.

😆😆😆😆 at the blockhead host being all petulant and passive aggressive against his network for not George Soros-ing sufficiently

Buh-bye Chipper. Which is where you belong. Of the wood variety.

That way he'll know who he is..

Old men hold onto weird sht to feel relevant.

🤭🤭🤭

In fairness, Chip Dipshit is already trademarked.

he is actually the president of the Chip Roy fan club though.... 🙄

Dementia-proof clothing. I guess you gotta keep promoting yourself, no matter how irrelevant you are.

Aw, Chippie's mommy went above and beyond "Sharpie their name inside the neckband."

Self promotion. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...

Saving the planet on name tag litter alone.

Buh-bye, Chip. See ya and would really hate to be ya!

Good riddance to Rip Choy.

Underwear the same I bet.

He is the kind of putz who refers to themself in the 3rd person, so this tracks.

His face is so anonymous he needs the extra identification. /s

In case he forgets who he is or maybe it’s for us to never forget that this asshole existed

His brand.

He will not be missed.

Chip Roy poster boy for MAGA face

Aww, Chip buddy, was it worth it?

Somedays you wake up and need to be reminded to be all the Chip Roy you can be. Also generic white guy

Now he can focus full time on being a combination driving range and roast beef sandwich restaurant. #ChipRoy

Alzheimers issues perhaps?

Well he needs his name on his clothes in case he gets lost.

Just in case he gets lost, someone will be able to take him home

I remember when my mommy would label my clothes. I was also five years old.

i always think he‘s auditioning for a Rust-Eze sponsorship.

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Part of his prep for his new position as an installer at a muffler shop.

And the salon-manicured goatee to cover his chingina

Lame. I started a new job in February, and my employer recently informed me I am eligible to receive a Carhartt jacket, which is a great jacket. It has the company logo on it, and we can get our names embroidered on it. I asked them to skip the name. We're not a bowling team.

I think all mediocre white bald men need this so we can tell them apart

Got any of them Chip Roy ball caps?

Consolation prize.

Thank God. Fuck that asshole.

That’s just in case he gets lost in public. I do the same thing with my five-year-old.

Weirdest cult.

Nice wig btw

Hey Red Owl!! Top notch logo FTW

He needs it to remind himself what his name is.

the only thing they love more than stealing tax payer dollars is valor...

It's still on my to do list to drop by his office in San Antonio express to his staff what a bigoted losing loser he his.

Could not wait to mention Soros again!

Is he the actor from Saw??

Gotta get good usage out of all that wasted money

Oh is that a new thing for pedophiles as a way to identify em?

What a pedo

Joe Kernen, necromancer

Shirt should say *Cow Chip*

That’s the only way he can tell which clothes are his.

With a name like Chip Roy you know it's BS to the Donnie degree. Prove me wrong.

He says the big beautiful bill tax cuts helped improve the national debt. You have to use some really circular logic to see that one.

Two fools or ghouls

Watched CNBC this morning - Joe Kiernan interviewing Texas Chip Roy. One sick mind sucking up to another. Listen to their words - a true believer who takes zero responsibility for everything he complains about, although he was in office being interviewed by a paid for hack.

In his coffin he’ll be clothed in monogrammed campaign wear

How else can he tell they're his?

So we're going to start heading betting sites instead of polls out of sheer desperation?